r/cringereels • u/Past_Scallion_6185 • 9h ago
Things that my 8th graders have said to me
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u/beepdeeped 9h ago
This is honestly hilarious
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u/Yard-Successful 9h ago
She even wants to laugh at some of them too
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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 9h ago
She was struggling there a couple times. I would be too those kids are hilarious
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u/RapBastardz 9h ago
She also does stand up.
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u/AnonThrowaway998877 8h ago
I thought her delivery here is like an experienced comedian so that tracks
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u/Moist_Illustrator763 9h ago
Unmarried you say?
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u/Elicitsearchesonly 2h ago
This video is old enough, HER kids are probably in 8th grade. You might be late
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u/Front-Brick-3724 9h ago
Her eyes are absolutely beautiful.
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u/OneGreatEgg 8h ago
I noticed that, too! But holy crap, she would be hard to read if you misspoke or she misunderstood. She should take up poker.
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u/Kinpsyght 8h ago
She's beautiful, I would of been in love with her if she was my teacher. Ngl.
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u/TravelerOfLight 7h ago
Would of. Fuckjng hell.
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u/jeremy1015 4h ago
Spent too much time paying attention to the teachers and not enough paying attention to the teachers.
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u/EnvironmentalGift257 3h ago
My 8th grade biology teacher was a smoke show. It was in the days when Rocky Mountain jeans were popular in that part of the country and she wore them very often. It was super difficult to dissect a frog with her walking around the room.
BUT it was biology class, so eventually she talked about pooping and she talked about it in first person. That's what broke the spell for me as a young man, and thank goodness. I would have completely failed the class otherwise.
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u/cuntybunty73 7h ago
How old are people in the 8th grade ( I was educated in England so I don't know)
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u/Most_Bet_3658 6h ago
Love it, I know the reality is teachers hear A LOT worse than this from students because kids can be cruel, but you can tell she actually finds this stuff hilarious and probably cares a lot about her still students.
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u/SinisterVulcan94 3h ago
Where were all the pretty teachers when I was in school? she must be a pain if the boys are roasting her lol
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u/r3dditus3rnam31ooo 3h ago
The come into the room guy was the first teacher I knew of who did this.
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u/Irish_Kill 1h ago
She's 8th grade teacher more like 8th wonder of world with her outstanding natural beauty that school is spoilt 😍
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u/Periolodical 1h ago
She should turn around and see if that kid was telling the truth about that fat ass alert cause we know they weren't talking about her eating crackers
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u/SpruceSpringstream 30m ago
I just want to remind everyone as a 40yo that the kids were always dumb af. Back in my day we were flashing the "shocker" in every single school picture we possibly could. It's all over our yearbook.
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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 4h ago
Trying to imagine the reaction had I or any of my cohorts had the nerve to speak to a teacher this way.
These kids are not funny, they're not cute, and have clearly never been taught respect at home.
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u/4Impossible_Guess4 8h ago
This one's lacking the strong sense of embarrassment and awkwardness. Might not like it but hardly cringe IMO
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u/Three-Sixteen-M7-7 8h ago
Honestly though she does look like the type, not really in a ‘mentally ill’ sort of way, but in a ‘conscious that mental health is just as important as physical health’ sort of way.
And they clocked her so good on the couch comment, but I think that really was just because of the shirt
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u/purple-rain-1982 9h ago
Disrespectful brats. It’s one thing to be disrespected by your own kids (occasionally) but to get it from someone else’s kids is rough. Teachers do not get paid enough!
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u/Ashleywiththebraids 9h ago
She got this content idea from the black dude on tiktok that reads off the things his 3rd graders said to him that week.
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u/Behold_My_Stuff 9h ago
Why does she look like the type that would seduce a 17yo boy behind the back of her strangely super successful husband?
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u/CCCP_Sergei 9h ago
Why is she reading like a 3rd grader.
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u/Novice_Painter98 9h ago
She’s not, but you’re certainly typing like one.
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u/PleasantPiano8630 9h ago
Compare her charisma and charm to that of the comments she's reading and its easy to understand why she's an unmarried 8th grade teacher getting dunked on by 14yr olds.
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u/True_Investigator198 9h ago
Why even try with these kids? Can they be reached?
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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 9h ago
Yes? This is just teenagers. We were saying dumb shit like this when I was in school
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u/True_Investigator198 8h ago
Yep, you are right. I hated my teachers in school but I was respectful of them at the same time. I thank God for those teachers now.
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u/Timely-Current7777 9h ago
Why is a woman who reads like the "hoook-ked on pah-honics" skit allowed to teach 8th grade children lol. Public education is fucked.
Then these people go on r.teachers and bitch about how its the parents faults that kids are getting dumber hahaha.
And they pointless busy-body checkmarks on each line is the cherry on top.
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u/NeedAnEasyName 8h ago
She is clearly purposely talking to play her character… she is obviously trying not to laugh and break character throughout the video. How tf is this your takeaway? What’s wrong with you? Did you raise some little bitchy brats that cause problems at school and you’re taking it out on the teachers of all people?
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u/Timely-Current7777 8h ago
No I'm an anti-natalist because I don't want women like in this video "teaching" any potential kids of mine.
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u/OneGreatEgg 8h ago
"I'm an anti-natalist because"
OMFG, thank goodness someone bent your ear enough to convince you not to breed. Blessings on them, etc.
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u/OneGreatEgg 8h ago
Reel it in there, Friedrichs. This isn't Fox & Friends and Laura Ingraham isn't standing by for your histrionic closeup.
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u/Timely-Current7777 8h ago
You can criticize the state public education without being MAGA.
Public education sucks. Everyone knows it.
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u/Separate-End-416 9h ago
What a great teacher talking shit about her students… too many of these teachers around they're all dog shit teachers too. Why is she even posting this it's making her look bad
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u/VictoriousTree 9h ago
It makes the students look bad. No way to know if she’s a good teacher because 8th graders talk shit about everything.
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u/Separate-End-416 8h ago
Makes her look bad because she's posting this shit on the internet she ain't got anything else to do she doesn't know that 8th graders have no filter?
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u/Separate-End-416 8h ago
These teachers are usually awful teachers
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u/BlazinSkinDucks 9h ago
It was pretty much the opposite. You must've missed the part where she was reading the things that they've said to her.
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u/Separate-End-416 8h ago
She's still talking shit about them they're 8th graders wtf. Posting this shit on the internet too she ain't got anything better to do
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u/BlazinSkinDucks 8h ago
You're way off base.
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u/WhiteRabbit-RedPill 9h ago
Maybe you should stop wearing those Hammer pants.