r/cringereels • u/Ilikeinvestigating • 1h ago

Ultimate Cringe I feel this is how I act without knowing

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u/Full_Collection_4347 1h ago

Damn I think I’m pregnant after watching this

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u/Shhh-it-Bruh 1h ago

It's possible we all are. I mean he did change it from bitches to people, so that could be anyone.

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u/AbleHominid 53m ago

I think he meant actual dogs

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u/redunculuspanda 1h ago

I thought I was for a moment as well. Then I remembered I’m a dude and just needed a poo.

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u/yurtfarmer 1h ago

I’m having twins

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u/drbtx1 16m ago

As long as you don't live in Macacacolorado, you should be safe.

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u/TwentyX4 1h ago

Don't be stupid. You can't get pregnant from watching a video.

EDIT: I apologize for my earlier comment. I also got pregnant.

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u/Chancedizzle 1h ago

Oddtistic.

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u/hetix 1h ago

Makes my head hurt, finally too much internet for me

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 1h ago

I know right, and it’s early

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u/Savings_Macaroon3727 55m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l5JbspfwZ0yjHjlJ0K

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 52m ago

Don’t scare me like that- knowing there are 8 billion others and countries haven’t lawyered new time zones yet

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u/Savings_Macaroon3727 41m ago

Every city used to have it's own time zone, often train stations had their own too. Enjoy the night sweats :)

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 37m ago

It’s okay, I live in the US. Our great leader will soon be adjusting atomic clocks to suit his sleep schedule.

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u/Savings_Macaroon3727 29m ago

🎶 Working 3 to 4 🎶

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 26m ago

RIP Dolly- the best Dolly- who recently deParton’ed. I’m going to put my name on her grave. In gold.

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u/waspmachines 1h ago

Thats my cue to stay out of colorado, 160 of the ugliest kids his sisters ever produced

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u/ColinPapendick 1h ago

I hope this is real and 160 women just no long can make eye contact with normal people.

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 1h ago

I doubt you’ve ever made 160 sperm total and those swim backwards.

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u/SpillaMangBang 1h ago

I got pregnant watching him..

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u/willbo666 1h ago

Yea, naaaaa

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u/OccumsRazorReturns 1h ago

Women = waifu pillows

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u/EmptyBrainCage 1h ago

Is he raping all these women?

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u/Isabellalunar 1h ago

He forgot rapping has 2 ‘P’s lol

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u/cndn-hoya 1h ago

He lives in mommas basement

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u/Isabellalunar 1h ago

If you can get pregnant woman by how cringy this is 160 is not enough

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u/Fancy_Satisfaction_2 1h ago

**Incel intensifies**

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u/Wide_Coffee_1102 1h ago

Hi head looks pregnant

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u/Haifisch2112 1h ago

The only way this idiot is getting a girl pregnant is by jacking off into her bathwater.

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u/tackleho 1h ago

His stumble suggested "Ballarado" then he corrected. He should've stayed with his stumble, wasted opportunity

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u/JackWade-Headhunter 1h ago

He’s like a new Gangsta Dr.Evil

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u/AvocadoPrinz 1h ago

In Case someone wants the Same rizz. Its even 15% discounted.

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u/Ilikeinvestigating 1h ago

Suit and hat? That's a steal!

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 42m ago

I’m not falling for this, the last thing I need is 160 kids 😳

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u/Ashkev1983 1h ago

Ewwwwww

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u/Itrieddamnit 1h ago

Now try saying ‘Colorado’ like you’re not choking on a chicken bone.

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u/QCTID 1h ago

“Colorado” bout killed em

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u/Gooser3000 1h ago

Women these are the men donating their sperm to banks

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u/Sometimesunaware 1h ago

163 used Kleenex in the trash can next to the chair in the basement.

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u/Chelseanick22 1h ago

This man has gotten zero women pregnant lmao

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u/the_vanishing_west 45m ago

This cats, 2 maybe 3 more weeks unmedicated closer to shooting up a mall. Hold your loved ones tight.

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u/captainhaddockji3h4m 1h ago

he speak black

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u/leginigel76 1h ago

I’d choke on Colorado too

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u/WayFar468 1h ago

I absolutely do believe there are other people like him who'd consider having babies out of wedlock with him. People are desperate and lonely.

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u/ConsequenceKlutzy342 1h ago

Boston , Colorado ?? Never been.. how’s the weather there this time of year looking for a vacation spot

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u/nsinghxo 1h ago

……..

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u/Kaita13 1h ago

I kinda hope to see a Reddit post in a few years of him freaking out about all his baby mamas coming after him for child support all at the same time.

Whyyy? Why they do this to me? Why does bad shit always happen to me??

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u/IllCelebration4912 1h ago

I got the same problem

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u/WKRPinCanada 1h ago

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u/AntOk4073 1h ago

You need some kind of higher education to be a donot and I would be flumoxed if this thing has even a high school diploma

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u/Fabulous_Leopard_874 1h ago

I’ve never seen anyone choke on the word Colorado before.

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u/armyjackson 1h ago

The robot malfunctioned when trying to say Colorado.

Seriously though, if I even think I said a word wrong I refilm it, and sometimes it takes over 20 takes. 

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u/UCantHndletheTruth 1h ago

Child support police are knocking on his door rn.

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u/gaucholoco03 1h ago

Autist or Artist

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u/VegetableBusiness897 1h ago

160 little me's....

In his cum sock maybe

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u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh 1h ago

Crazy lookin head

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 1h ago

Hide your chicks, boys. This guy is powerful.

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u/somchai5 1h ago

Damn his sister must be sore.

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u/Impossible-Purpose-4 1h ago

What kind of bitches let this guy get them pregnant?

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u/ronweasleisourking 1h ago

What in the actual fuck

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u/Lumpymaximus 1h ago

Lol. Did he release a boston version?

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u/Leading-Educator2385 1h ago

'Memememerica

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u/NecessaryOk6815 1h ago

Why did this have Tracy Morgan vibes?

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u/justmarkdying 1h ago

Am I pregenent

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u/Resident_Table2242 1h ago

Its a shame when we have an addiction we have never been able to actively participate in.

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u/Outlandish_Gringo 54m ago

160 “Me’s” running around in the mall in Colorado would be super expensive 😬

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u/in1earouturmother 51m ago

Dude’s a virgin

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u/No-Professional-5759 51m ago

These women must be attracted to his cheap copper chains.

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u/hoosiergamecock 44m ago

Honestly my 1st thought was he went and donated at a bunch of sperm banks to pay for his shitty chains.

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u/0xyDeadBeef 41m ago

my ears have been irreversibly raped by this

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u/Worried_Garden_7236 41m ago

What a dick probably never had a woman

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u/Marijuana_Miler 23m ago

The Chargers have Philip Rivers and the Donkeys have this thing.

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u/Marijuana_Miler 23m ago

The Chargers have Philip Rivers and the Donkeys have this thing.