r/funny • u/10CrackCommando • 22h ago

Hold it still!

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u/mrinterweb 19h ago

Cat physics computer making realtime adjustments. Traction control system kept failing... Re-cat-ulate for required trajectory with speed.

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u/ThingCalledLight 22h ago

If you’re going around doing this at schools, you gotta bring something that cat can get some grip on. Rubber mat or something. You never know what floor you’re gonna end up dealing with.

Very cool though.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 19h ago

Yeah, icm thinking the cat knew it had a routine it was expected to perform, but was trying to gauge it it could get enough grip to do so on that slick surface.

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u/SkyfangR 18h ago

god dammit donut

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u/tricksterloki 18h ago

God dammit (that was awesome), Donut.

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u/dat_azra 15h ago

Donut: CARL DID YOU SEE THAT?

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u/mrspaznout 18h ago

I listen to book. I get joke. Nice.

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u/Acceptable-Chip-5946 18h ago

Rubber mats sound like the secret sauce for these kinds of performances.

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u/jekkies- 16h ago

princess donut the queen and chonk is that u

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u/TheRealTowel 12h ago

"Queen and chonk" 😆. That's one of the best r/boneappletea moments I've read in a minute. That one's going to live rent free in my head for a while.

I'm guessing you're an audio book listener?

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u/ScienceSeuss 10h ago

Or it could be autocorrect 🤷🏼

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u/ThreeDog369 16h ago

That was honestly and objectively 10,000 times better than if kitty had just jumped through like nothing in a timely fashion

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u/blanchie1234 20h ago

I was holding my breath until it jumped then phew😅

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u/Grimprospect 15h ago

God Damnit Donut, that was so good!

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u/Pipe_Memes 4h ago

Why didn’t she just cast Puddle Jumper?

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u/ransom0374 18h ago

YAY THEY DID IT! 🥰

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u/lysergic_818 15h ago

Catculations

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u/beepbeepimajeep22 19h ago

dumb captions

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u/AtrainV 13h ago

I really hate it when videos have text interpretations of what's happening in the video like this. I'm sure there are exceptions where it's nice or funny, but I would almost always prefer to just have the video.

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u/nightmaresabin 15h ago

This would be so much better without the stupid cringey “dialogue”.

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u/magnidwarf1900 13h ago

FIRST TIME, BABY!

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u/ActualLeague5706 8h ago

Usually, I don’t like this brain rot stuff that has all the text annotating what’s already going on in front of you… But this is funny af

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u/J_Rigged 6h ago

Why does she keep moving it around causing the cat to have to recalculate

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u/norwegian 47m ago

It's the floor