r/funny 16h ago

Bro said let me get behind a cover first

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u/DeepTakeGuitar 15h ago

Barrier aggression can be hilarious

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u/Old_Toby2211 7h ago

You see it in lots of species. Like how social media affects humans

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u/GANDORF57 7h ago

When the time comes, the Pearly Gates has met it's match.

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u/jorpa112 6h ago

Underrated comment 👆

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u/cGalaxy 10m ago

Bro, if you weren't in some unknown location i would totally come up to you! and give you a flower

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u/ncfears 2h ago

As a guy on the Internet that you can't see, fuck you.

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u/rytax 16h ago

"Wait, let me just clock-in to work"

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u/Raneru 13h ago

Gotta follow protocol

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u/flyingthroughspace 11h ago

Mornin' Ralph...

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u/Jive-Turkeys 24m ago

Mornin' Sam.

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 15h ago

It always impresses me when dogs climb

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u/wewinwelose 15h ago

Right? How did it know to do that? Does this hurt the gate? The dogs ribs look questionable going through that space. Also he just....falls?

Very smart dumb dog

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u/OZeski 14h ago

I had a smart dumb dog that climbed up a tree and slipped and fell between a split trunk where he got wedged around his middle. I had to go borrow my neighbors ladder to get him down... twice. -.-

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u/wewinwelose 14h ago

Thats so funny your dog did the stereotypical cat thing

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u/OZeski 14h ago

I never thought about it that way before. 🤣

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u/what-are-they-saying 14h ago

I have a pretty smart dog who figured out she could climb an area of my chain link fence. Unfortunately for her, the fence was not done professionally and there was a loose section. When she got to the top her rear foot got stuck in the loose wire and she ended up hanging upside down for an undetermined amount of time. She surprisingly came out unscathed, my brother found her and got her loose. She just hates her feet being touched now. And doesnt climb the fence anymore.

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 11h ago

Did you get her foot checked by a vet? Maybe she damaged something, if she fell and had all her weight pulling on it.

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u/what-are-they-saying 10h ago

I feel incredibly dumb because that honestly never occurred to me. I kept a close eye on it and doctored it, and she never limped on it. Shes had several vet checkups over the years and they’ve never noticed anything.

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u/zesk 14h ago

That dog was scared as shit until he was in safety. Pure flight or fight. He didnt care that it hurt. He was getting away, my first thought was that he was smart haha

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u/0Rookie0 13h ago

My livestock dog climbed through barb wire that was 4 feet above the ground to go galavant until we built a taller fence for her. Sometimes they also just decide to go explore. They just didn't know a fence is meant to stop them lol

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u/Teantis 14h ago

I have a border collie and she gave birth to some pups that were half border collie half generalized mutt. I kept one of the puppies and she climbs fences and grates. I kept having to track down how she was getting out and then escape proofing it because she kept taking herself out for walks around the neighborhood.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 14h ago

My dogs climb the tree in my yard and have to be rescued.

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u/mrASSMAN 15h ago

YOURE LUCKY THIS GATE IS HOLDING ME BACK 🤬

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u/chaos0720 16h ago

The dog is a 1st amendment auditor.

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u/Few_Vegetable_9939 16h ago

like a redditor behind a screen

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u/pixelmuffinn 16h ago

Woof woof woof!

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u/WarpHype 15h ago

Tell ‘em, Steve Dave!

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u/JooHateMe 14h ago

‘WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?! WHO THE FK ARE YOU?! (“Jo Koy”)

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u/Responsible-Cow-2687 3h ago

Says the reddit behind a screen. Bahahahahahaha

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u/clover44mag 16h ago

He knows which side needs protected

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u/Researcher_Saya 14h ago

Right? Outside is pubic property. He was respecting property lines

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u/ScurvyTurtle 15h ago

"Come on! See! Just do it like I did!"

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u/charliesk9unit 14h ago

The owner only subscribed to the monitor service; the defender package is extra.

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u/thewildbeej 14h ago

this is what's called barrier aggression. common in dogs.

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u/92slc 4h ago

And humans online.

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u/Suffokateslowly 14h ago

Ridiculous.

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u/Caprig29 12h ago

Looks like sister

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u/Real_Establishment56 8h ago

Metaphor for all online flame wars

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u/get_homebrewed 15h ago

barrier frustration

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u/504Solid 12h ago

That was HYSTERICAL!! My dog actually looked up when he started bark-owling.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 16h ago

Did you just call stray dog "bro" FFS?

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u/TheKlaxMaster 16h ago

If animals aren't your bros, I don't want you in my life

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u/newaccount721 15h ago

I don’t know that this is a stray dog. Looks like it belongs to that house and sneaks out the gate sometimes. Not that that is important, either way bro is fine by me 

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u/finnjakefionnacake 16h ago

why can't they be your sis

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u/TheKlaxMaster 15h ago

Sisters are bros to. Bro is gender neutral in this context

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u/finnjakefionnacake 15h ago

why can't sis be gender neutral

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u/TheKlaxMaster 15h ago

Stop being annoying.

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u/Narren_C 14h ago

It could be. But it isn't.

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u/finnjakefionnacake 14h ago edited 14h ago

well let's work on it sis!

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u/Narren_C 13h ago

I don't really give a shit bro.

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u/finnjakefionnacake 13h ago

i just...i thought you might care :(

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u/Narren_C 13h ago

You thought wrong, daughter

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u/wewinwelose 14h ago

Sis is for generally positive things. Bro is for confusion or disappointment

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u/JangB 16h ago

No. Most people partake in animal exploitation. So most would then not be in our life.

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u/NotoriousEMB 16h ago

You seem like fun

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u/JangB 14h ago

Huh? I'm saying you should not remove people from your life for that reason. If you remove everyone who doesn't treat animals like bros, you'll be left with almost noone.

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u/TheKlaxMaster 16h ago

Did I stutter?

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u/Top-Distribution733 16h ago

Nota fan of your comment, bc he’s def not a stray dog and def is a ‘bro’…. But absolutely Love the handle name

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u/CeeDoggyy 15h ago

Chill bro