Celebrating three months of sobriety

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[u/SirTokinTolkien]

Buddy looked ruff before. Congrats on getting clean!

[u/Nintendo1964 → u/SirTokinTolkien]

I see what you did there. Canine out of ten, good boy.

[u/vcabalda → u/Nintendo1964]

Pudding

[u/GANDORF57 → u/vcabalda]

^Doggo: "Hello, I'm Rex..."

^{The rest of the shelter:} "HELLO REX!"

^Doggo: "...and I am three months sober."

[u/Deaffin → u/SirTokinTolkien]

He went from looking like John Mulaney to looking like John Mulaney.

[u/Greenfieldfox]

I’d rather hang with the dog on the left. Right is definitely a narc.

[u/rhunter99 → u/Greenfieldfox]

Dude on the left has a Harley, a well worn leather jacket, and swagger to spare

Pointdexter on the right has a pocket protector of pencils. No you may not borrow one.

[u/MongoBongoTown → u/rhunter99]

I feel old pointing out that pocket protectors were almost exclusively for pens.

[u/rhunter99 → u/MongoBongoTown]

As we told him repeatedly but he just had to be stubborn

[u/FerusGrim → u/MongoBongoTown]

I don't know any uses they had outside of pens, but it definitely wasn't for pencils. Pencils don't leak.

[u/rhunter99 → u/FerusGrim]

It was a joke 🥺

[u/Missy_Lynn → u/rhunter99]

Dude, nobody wants their shit marked up with pencil lead either. The pocket protector stays!

[u/Elite_AI → u/rhunter99]

You just described my dad perfectly. Both paragraphs.

[u/lickmyfupa → u/Greenfieldfox]

Theyre both adorable i think

[u/J1mbr0 → u/Greenfieldfox]

The kind of narc that sets you up and steals your stash.

[u/RealFarknMcCoy → u/[deleted]]

This is a purebred miniature schnauzer. There is no "poodle fur" in either photo.

[u/FakePoloManchurian]

Holy shit an ai version of this old meme

Never thought I'd see the day....

[u/juanthebaker → u/FakePoloManchurian]

I was pretty sure it was AI, but it is getting harder to tell.

[u/BanhMiBanhYu → u/FakePoloManchurian]

Isn't this a commercial? Was on during one of the football games yesterday or the night before.

[u/G0rdon-Bennet]

10k upvotes, 70 comments. this has been botted to fucked.

[u/Huntsipallukka]

Fuck off with your ai bullshit.

If you are a bot, 404 yourself.

[u/RWTW27]

Before and after breakup

[u/HKN47]

FUCK AI

[u/hopelele → u/HKN47]

Lol wow, upvote revoked

[u/OtherSideOfThe_Coin]

automod comment saying ai content isnt allowed but this make it to frontpage /all. do better

[u/diggsalot]

The one on the left is about to tell you he's got "DIABEETUS"

[u/chahlie → u/diggsalot]

It causes me to get short with people. The other day I hit my wife. Then I realized my wife's been dead for years. Who the hell did I hit?!

[u/SquareOver9820 → u/diggsalot]

The way I just laughed. Thank you 😂

[u/1234Health → u/diggsalot]

Wilford Brimley approves of this shoutout.

[u/DiabeetusBret → u/diggsalot]

It ain't funny, son.

[u/ILoveRegenHealth → u/diggsalot]

If Nick Nolte or Artie Lange were a dog, I feel like it would be the one on the left

[u/BasilWeed_J1b]

the glow up is actually insane, he looks so dapper

[u/hensley70]

The pic on the left is def Frank Gallagher from Shameless

[u/NewEnglandRoastBeef]

Toilet Water: Not Even Once.

[u/RTSUPH]

That’s two years in dog sobriety

[u/DJAHa]

the original from comedian Morgan Murphy reads
"my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking"

[u/i_m_sugarcat → u/DJAHa]

Thank you, I came here to say this too. Love Morgan Murphy!

[u/Short-Access-1241]

frank ghallager:

[u/Fullthrottle-]

Stay strong brother ✊

[u/Maruporkpork]

Looks like Frank Gallagher

[u/sjdjdkkfs]

Congrats!

[u/TurboCupcakes]

What a handsome little gentleman!

[u/Ok_Affect_9574]

He looks like Frank Gallagher

[u/jucu94]

Schnauzers are such cute little dogs, especially right after grooming. They do start to look a little grotty when they haven’t been to the groomer for a while

[u/Plane_Barracuda9889]

Oh that baby is sober and handsome.

[u/occamscarvingknife]

Nice dude! I'm going on 2 years or so. Here's me Before and After

[u/Bright_Score_9889]

r/malegrooming

[u/natur85]

How long does the maintained clean look on a dog last for before you need another haircut? 3 months? One year?

[u/ollieballz → u/natur85]

6 weeks for my Mini Schnauzer, Although he doesn’t have an alcohol or drug problem.

[u/thebashfulowl → u/natur85]

To be clear, this picture is AI. However, for typically schnauzers they tend to go about every 4-8 weeks between grooms. But, to keep a pristine looking face you’d have to do a face trim every two weeks or so. Otherwise they slowly do get a little scraggly. The dog on the left looks similar to schnauzers that have gone several months without a proper groom.

[u/natur85 → u/thebashfulowl]

Dang. They're pretty high maintenance then.

[u/thebashfulowl → u/natur85]

Very much so! They are not good dogs for inexperienced owners, and cost a lot of money in grooming alone throughout their lives. As an example, I charge around $130 for a bath and haircut for an average miniature schnauzer (as depicted sort of in the pic above), though I am a mobile groomer so my costs are higher. But you could expect to pay no less than $75 even at a regular salon.

[u/confusedteachh]

Good to see you’ve start dressing more professionally too 🥰

[u/speciaway]

three months is huge dude congrats. that dog on the right looks like hes written a whole memoir about it tho. keep it up and spoil him rotten.

[u/Pornstar_Jesus_]

Yo.. hey kid. You want some bacon bits? Real thing

[u/Timely-Ant-1907]

Is this r/BeardAdvice post?

[u/Notyourtypicalone1]

What a nice transformation. He's adorable!

[u/Electrical_Demand326]

Left: 3am gas station hot dog. Right: LinkedIn headshot after rehab.

[u/Active-Carpet-9183]

one woof at a time

[u/Financial-Desk-669]

I'm so happy he got clean.

[u/TravelWestern7931]

Tan boooonito💓

[u/One-Earth9294]

That dog went from Kris Kristofferson to Bob Balaban.

[u/Legal-Promotion-4875]

Hilarious 🤣🤣. Congrats, Big Guy.

[u/LeaveThatCatAlone]

Shameless Frank Gallagher vs Pleasantville George

[u/Marypoppinsya11]

Congratulations on almost 2 years of sobriety!

[u/gr8fulattitude]

Ready for his court date

[u/notrightnow20205]

Had me rolling

[u/Amischwein]

He looked better as a drunk.

[u/Mike-dit_712]

Went from Nick Nolte drunk pic to Zac Efron promo shot.

[u/linksetc]

Goodest boy!

[u/chumsley212]

Lolz

[u/dynamisxiii]

Lmao

[u/gracefullybroken]

Nice AI

[u/n8udd]

r/glowups

[u/Roontoo]

why do I think the dog's name is Frank?

if it isn't then it is a SHAME

[u/Sea_Detail_8751]

...and still has no sense of humor.

[u/FavoriteLittleTing]

I miss my mini schnauzer now 😭

[u/Mdad1988]

Real laugh out loud - ty

[u/Nintendo1964]

These are just his acting photos to show his range.

[u/Early_Asparagus_2775]

Cleans up real nice, working for a bank now.

[u/OnePaleontologist687]

He reminds me of William H Macy

[u/SeniorForever5359]

He beats me by 2mths .... And 31 days .....

[u/Smokey_02]

All it takes to relapse is one milk bone. Accidentally drank milk once, and craved the bone half for the rest of the day.

[u/East-Space-3975]

No more hair of the dog.

[u/Then_Comfortable3058]

Looks like a sailor in the 1800s home from a long voyage

[u/Dismal_Composer_4029]

Lmfao

[u/SSN-420-67-6669]

Schnauzers are the best

[u/RangerOk3629]

That’s one handsome S.O.B.

[u/HugoJHBM]

Looks a bit like a pyrenean sheperd.

[u/Ben_Thar]

Cleaned up and got a job

[u/Gianni-di-GIANNIIIII]

weed vs cocaine

[u/terrorlogic]

Amazing. This is what the internet is for.

[u/Fit-Eggplant-9155]

Had a ruff go?

[u/PlayedUOonBaja]

Finally kicked the greenies. Good for him.

[u/MsAnnabel]

I’ve seen this before and love it!

[u/slowcanteloupe]

I'd pay him to do my taxes.

[u/dargus1515]

That made me literally lol!

[u/Sweetwhales1994]

3 weeks clean starting all over again.

[u/tacowich]

What a refined gentleman

[u/airfryerfuntime]

I have an aussiedoodle that made this transformation a few days ago, and he hates it.

[u/Brilliant_Night7643]

Awesome haircut! 👏🐶

[u/slackfrop]

Dude, it looks like you stole my dog. Scruffy boy is best boy.

[u/Inflacion_]

Sober from what?

Treats and bitches?

[u/hael261]

Bro is a distinguished gentleman

[u/optimal_center]

You clean up well pilgrim. Pick up your 90 day chips. Because treats are due.

[u/DanBlvck]

He's from rehab

[u/Default2]

Man...I was the dog on the right for a year and a half, then I got back on the wagon and i'm the dog on the left again. I was so happy and I just got bored, thought it'd be ok but it's clearly not. Alcohol sucks.

[u/dPaul21]

Imagine being the dog. Seeing yourself in the mirror, recognizing yourself. And then you get this glow up...and then peer into the mirror. Dog mind bender.

[u/charliekunkel]

Left one is 1000x cuter IMO

[u/dargus1515]

😆 🤣 😂

[u/demeyor]

who gives a dog alchool? Stop!

[u/SpellingMisteaks]

Congrats you clean up well

[u/Horror_Trust1826]

The glowup is real he looks cleaner

[u/dra_cula]

Keep coming back!

[u/MrPrettyKitty]

Sober up a horse thief, you still have a horse thief.

[u/thestillwind]

Damn

[u/foxracing1313]

Holy shit they look exactly like my two dogs lol

[u/Top_Stretch_2340]

Thank you ❤️

[u/Lexus_Goomba]

But why still unhappy? lol

[u/cire1184]

From the streets to the sheets

[u/OrganicTone67]

Nice 🙂

[u/HEX_BootyBootyBooty]

It's so funny when people put things around animals' necks. We know they can't get them off! We just gotta fuck with em!

[u/iFeignorance]

Shameless Dad as a dog.

[u/CuriousParasite]

Bow WOW… am I right?!
And stay strong out there champ, we’re in this together. 💪🏻

[u/Cool_Virus_8641]

Terrier Du Bois