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Robber throws chilli power and flees with ₹4.53 lakh, later arrested!

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u/herrybaws 7h ago

He's a seasoned criminal

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u/Seraphym87 3h ago

Goddamn dude, this should be framed somewhere. I kind of feel bad for you cause life will forever be downhill after this.

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u/PurpleSpartanSpear 43m ago

Welp, he won’t be currying any favors with this branch anymore.

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u/innerearinfarction 1h ago

He lakh'ed an escape plan

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u/wlarsong 46m ago

Powder Bae

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u/Pluto_ThePlanet 7h ago

I bet they cought him red handed after the attack

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u/TomcAt1901 4h ago

Get out

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u/Pluto_ThePlanet 3h ago

Chilli out, man, no need to make it this spicy

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u/Shyftyy 2h ago

He is just salty

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u/Fustercluck25 1h ago

Whoa. This comment section is getting hot.

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u/alteranthera 2h ago

He was caught by the police within 30mins of committing the robbery. Should have worn gloves.

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u/super_starfox 2h ago

+1 for spelling.

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u/CottonCANDYtv 1h ago

He was caught right after the incident LOL

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u/steinrrr 8h ago

BEHOLD MY CHILI POWER!

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u/Noxious89123 6h ago

This is roughly £3,500 or $4,750.

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u/tangcameo 3h ago

But how much did a whole bag of chili powder set him back?

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u/Indaflow 2h ago

Yeah but with the buying power of $25,000 US 

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Ripplescales 4h ago

Mentioning a currency in rupees and lakhs does not translate to people outside India, so this person did everyone a favor and did the conversion. Not every comment needs to have a point.

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 4h ago

In fact. My comment doesn't have a point.

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u/wkw3 2h ago

In actual fact, it has two.

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u/Ralesong 4h ago

Still, conversion should be included in the title. Although, I personally think that considering economic differences between countries, a common denominator such as proportion to minimum wage would be even better.

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u/Skoparov 4h ago

They do this in other subs too. I keep seeing lakhs in posts from indians on EU job subreddits, they either seriously think everyone knows what lakh is and how much it is in euros, or they just dgaf.

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u/Ripplescales 4h ago

So what should the default be? USD? Not everyone is from the US. Also 1/6th of the world are Indians. The commenter was doing the right thing as a Reddit user and providing helpful context.

Reddit users are super weird.

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u/svefnugr 3h ago

Of the world maybe, but not of reddit audience. Which is almost half US. So yes, the USD default makes sense.

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u/omgfineillsignupjeez 24m ago

So what should the default be? USD?

Yeah, ofc. For most countries the most used currency in their country after their own currency is USD. It's the standard default for global commerce and this is an global platform.

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u/EroticPubicHair 0m ago

Or we can all use whatever currency we want and people who want a conversion can either spend the 2 seconds it takes to type "Lakh to USD" into google, or wait for someone else to give a conversion.

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u/Ralesong 4h ago

No, I meant local minimum wage.

If I tell you someone stole 100 thousand PLN, it's (probably) meaningless to you. But if I add information that it's approximately 27,75 monthly net minimum wages, that's context for this specific economy.

Also I'm not denying anywhere that commenter did helpful thing by providing conversion.

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u/ACcbe1986 3h ago

If you're reading this post, you likely have internet access.

You can spend the few seconds to do your own research.

Don't expect anyone to do your work for you, especially if you're not paying them.

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u/thatlongnameguy 8h ago

Good thing his outfit wasn't too eye-catching

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u/phillypharm 2h ago

It was a little spicy if you ask me.

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u/jadewithmello 6h ago

Fremen gone wild.

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u/rytax 8h ago

Pocket sand? Out of meta.

Introducing the new meta: Pocket Chili. 🌶️💀

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u/PocketSandThroatKick 2m ago

Right? Have to rethink my fighting technique.

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u/sephirah13 8h ago

Why pepper spray, when you can pepper bag?

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u/ThePeoplesJoker 8h ago

Spicy pocket sand

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u/Gorzoid 4h ago

Read this as "Robber throws chilli powder and fleas" and was confused

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u/Bunny_Fluff 54m ago

Ha! I didn't notice until your comment that it wasn't fleas. I really thought this dude was diabolical, chilli P and fleas is terrorism.

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u/SoraShiroL 7h ago

Spicy video

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u/lunar_him 8h ago

Happy Holi!!

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u/tkcom 4h ago

*unHoli

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u/Ok-Indication202 7h ago

Spicy bandit

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u/FoxDogWolf 7h ago

Looked like Batman's lesser known villains

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u/ironically_man 6h ago

Why do you think is funny? The lady is literally struggling to open her eyes. I really felt bad for her.

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u/Prat_123 6h ago

yea honestly dont know why you are getting downvoted imagine working 9-5 then some mf comes and throws chilli powder in your eyes

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u/ironically_man 6h ago

Yea.. people in fear for their lives and distress is not funny.

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u/welchplug 49m ago

I love reddit. Always the same arguments over and over. Humor is subjective. You can say you don't find it funny. But others will. Tale as old time.

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u/Moist_List_1942 6h ago

I doubt his aim was robbery.... Dude was running behind people to just to throw some chilli....

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u/mt007 3h ago

The power of chilli compels you.

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u/videookayy 8h ago

they running ubuntu on that?

1

u/gnawlej_sot 56m ago

Came to the comments wondering the same. Glad I wasn't the only one.

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u/B4TTLESNAKE 5h ago

Possibly. It's surprisingly not uncommon in here India because it's legally free and they'd do anything to save money. But the funny thing is, back around 2020, I saw a big hospital here using—I kid you not—Windows 98 on all of their computers.

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u/FastHotEmu 7h ago

Not funny

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u/ur_mo0mmmmmmmmy 7h ago

Dudes using wizardry😭

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u/J_J_J_Schmidt 7h ago

Throwing flees?! Diabolical!

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u/MeteoraRed 6h ago

Spicy criminal.

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u/Objective-Turn2328 6h ago

Caught hot handed.

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u/Stavvystav 5h ago

And that's why they call me Chili P.

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u/Feirox_Com 5h ago

This is spicy

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u/ape20001 3h ago

go go power chilli

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u/alienclone 1h ago

*chili powder

much different effect than 'chilli power'

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 58m ago

What's funny about this

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u/Aion-Moros 40m ago

Someone call Batman, it's the Condiment King.

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u/flamedarkfire 35m ago

That wasn’t what they meant by “pepper spray” but the result is similar.

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u/nitewalkerz 8h ago

He's not a robber, He's a govt tax collector. Look at his clothes /s

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u/kapsharah9040 8h ago

Also the mask some typical style

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u/Atharaphelun 8h ago

What on earth is lakh

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u/solooo7 8h ago

100k = 1 lakh 10m = 1 crore

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u/near_reverence 8h ago

So, 453k?
About US $4,700

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u/sayy_yes 6h ago

The price of the new iphone duo in India. Now we know his motives.

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u/rh8938 8h ago

Today you learned that there are different counting systems than tens, hundreds, thousands!

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u/ThatDamnRanga 7h ago

I'm fairly certain the term 'lakh' has had a similar meaning since before the existence of English's predecessors too...

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u/AngelOfLight2 1h ago

It's an Indian unit of measurement. After thousands, each new unit of measure kicks in after 2 additional zeroes.

1 lakh = 100,000 1 crore = 10 million (1,00,00,000) 1 arab = 1 billion (1,00,00,00,000)

It's pronounced uh-rub, not arab. Though I'm sure it works with the other pronounciation too in some cases

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u/Jealous-Shallot-3071 7h ago

I'm going to make a wild guess....you're American?

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u/Atharaphelun 7h ago

No.

And what on earth does my ethnicity have to do with a simple question?

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u/thatshygirl06 1h ago

American is not ethnicity

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u/Jealous-Shallot-3071 7h ago

I wasn't guessing ethnicity. I was guessing nationality

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u/Atharaphelun 7h ago

Nevertheless, what on earth does that have to do with the question I asked?

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u/solooo7 7h ago

Might have something to do with the stereotype that Americans are so wrapped up in their own country that they don't care about what exists elsewhere.

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u/DathranEU 7h ago

How does his question of what is a lakh make him so wrapped up?

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u/chaoticaly_x 7h ago

Coz it’s “lakh”, duh?!?! /s

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u/14high 7h ago

The Lebron James of robbers

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u/Mother_Middle8883 7h ago

Chili and garlic bread, yummy.

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u/SYEZSZZQYQJKSCE 7h ago

Jesse, we've got to cook

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u/Lordofderp33 6h ago

The chilly bandit strikes again!

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u/MomRider5000 6h ago

Masala go brrrrrrrr

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u/3_4_3 5h ago

That is a very Indian sentence

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u/Enschede2 4h ago

Dennis Reynolds?

1

u/Arba1ist 4h ago

I just see Marv from home alone after being arrested. Were the chilli bandits!

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u/Basilbitch 3h ago

Chilli P is my signature

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u/UnethicalExperiments 3h ago

I thought at first there was a spelling mistake and they also used fleas as a weapon.

Super disappointed

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u/iTrippertje 3h ago

They not immune?

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u/angel_eyes619 3h ago

Desi Ninja

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u/HeavyArmsJin 3h ago

Worst super villain power ever

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u/SexyProcrastinator 3h ago

The suspect indeed brought the heat!

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u/kokonutssss 2h ago

He caught them lakhing

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u/Cheap-Rush855 2h ago

Using some Red to get some Green.

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u/DENelson83 2h ago

Just over 6,500 CAD.

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u/Mr_Unknown15 44m ago

It's top 10-15% annual Income.

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u/Sea_Squirl 1h ago

Sha sha sha pocket pepper

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u/Reinis_LV 1h ago

Pocket sand energy with this one

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u/chileangod 14m ago

"Fus Ro Dah".... "Fus Ro Dah"... "Fus Ro Dah"

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u/Montyburnside22 7m ago

The spicy bandit

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u/CornDoggerMcJones 2m ago

Rickandmorty_isthatalot_isthatalittle.gif

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u/ecchho 8h ago

Needs more Yakety Sax

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u/kazez2 8h ago

That is just cruel.

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u/Unique-Reference-290 6h ago

How much is this in real money? Like dollar, pound or euro?

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u/Ambient_Vista 6h ago

$4750 roughly

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u/thatshygirl06 1h ago

"Real money"???

Are you for real

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u/themoslucius 5h ago

The chili attacks are ineffective because he doesn't wind up enough with a Kamehameha. Amateur