r/funny • u/laxusdreyarligh • 4h ago

His greed sickens me

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u/gilmeye 4h ago

They are hungry. I miss the times I wanted something so much

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 3h ago

This is how I am with butts.

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u/sidney_ingrim 3h ago

You're not that dude who took a big whiff of that lady's butt and got caught on CCTV, right? Right?

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u/homeinthesky 2h ago

He’s being mysteriously quiet on this front…. I think we found him!

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 1h ago

A guy can’t even stop to take a deep breath while tying his shoes anymore. Jeez.

Jk idk if I saw the video. But I am only a distant admirer and only with consenting adults. I’m a degenerate but I have standards.

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u/SlammingPussy420 1h ago

I’m a degenerate but I have standards.

Mr big shot over here

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u/Fine_Cup4990 1h ago

How are you a degenerate then?

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 59m ago

I love looking at bubble butts and eating out assholes. I know what I like.

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u/Fine_Cup4990 58m ago

How is that degenerate though?

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u/Aron-Jonasson 2m ago

It's because he's in a degenerate state of energy where his lust for asshole and butts are equal

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 2h ago

How about we just forgive butt whiffer, never learn his name and leave like 30 dollars each on the table and walk away. I'm the sure the butt whiffer, who ever he is, would like to start life again and needs some cash.