r/funny 4h ago

His greed sickens me

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u/Tablesafety 3h ago

People make jokes ALL THE TIME about cats who are regularly fed freaking the fuck out and acting like they’re never fed at all.

Cats just have absolutely maniacal food drives. I always wonder about it when I feed my cat, how could such a fat little bastard be feeling to scream like she never eats- why is it standard cat software

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u/LibertyDochas 3h ago

I wound up getting an automatic feeder. My cat has a full on lobby strategy, and it was becoming a problem as I work from home. Dispenses a little bit multiple times a day and keeps the beast off of me until it’s wet food time.

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u/dkysh 2h ago

Mine sticks his paw inside the feeder chute to steal food from his future self.

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u/dBlock845 2h ago

He knows he will eventually get that food + interest.