r/funny • u/laxusdreyarligh • 4h ago

His greed sickens me

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u/kliikz 3h ago

Everyone thats saying this is sad and shit has never owned multiple cats. Some of them have absolutely insane food drives that make them not give a damn and when you have other cats it sometimes makes it worse just because they want all the food. I'd know, I have 5 cats, 3 boys and 2 girls, one boy and one girl are from completely different areas, have been raised from bottle-fed babies and are fed 3 times a day (normal portion sizes) and they STILL act like theyre starving even 10 minutes before one of their 3 feed times lol.

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u/Competitive-Appeal73 2h ago

Yeah. I got one cat from the pet store at 9 weeks old. She takes her time coming to the bowl and will graze throughout the day unless she actually is hungry right then. My orange tabby is ridiculous. I got her as a stray and this girl will abuse me until i put that food in her bowl. Even after I feed her, if she hears me opening a can, she's right where I am thinking I'm gonna feed her again just after feeding her.

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u/Caelinus 2h ago

Once my cat realizes it is close to time to be fed, usually because my dog starts staring at me and wagging her tail while trying to act polite, he will walk over to my legs and start bapping me with his paw over and over while meowing. But not normal meowing, but a long, drawn out, and high pitched meow that sounds a bit like a siren.

Needless to say, I do not miss feeding times.

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u/Competitive-Appeal73 2h ago

Yeah my Tabby will just bite the shit out of my feet lol