r/funny • u/6iinch • 1h ago

All you need….

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585 Upvotes

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 1h ago

Altogether now...

3

u/RefrigeratorStrict13 22m ago

In no man's land

1

u/lunar_him 5m ago

All to-get-her now....

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u/ncfears 17m ago

All together now!

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u/johnsolomon 1h ago

That's

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u/JonnyCanuck71 21m ago

John Lennon’s first draft

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 1h ago

Username checks out

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u/Safe-Fan-1702 34m ago

all you need is a cock..tail.

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u/Smurfaloid 22m ago

Don't be silly, it's clearly Cocker spaniel.

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u/SmoochTalk 41m ago

🎶 All you need is cock, da da da da da duh, cock is all you need 🎶

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 1h ago

tail? lol

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u/hugothebear 1h ago

Cockatiel.

It’s a bird store with a bistro

5

u/gnarfler 47m ago

Cockney accent.

It’s an improv club and gastropub

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u/SmolishPPman 1h ago edited 6m ago

Cocker spaniel, it’s a ‘bring your dog’ restaurant

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u/Esternaefil 20m ago

Cocker Spaniel? How DARE you mention that horrible breed is detestable mutts!

Dogs on the whole are dirty, loud and obnoxious, but the Cocker Spaniel in particular is the worst creatures ever created!

You know how I feel about Cocker Spaniels, and the Princess Posse would surely agree!

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u/Randy_Lorde_Marsh 13m ago

Mongo is appalled

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u/SmolishPPman 6m ago

I don’t understand this reference at all, and that fact is sending me

2

u/allykopow 1h ago

Cockadoodledoo, it’s a store selling roosters

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u/seth928 9m ago

atrice

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u/Woody_L 34m ago

A drink might be nice, too.

3

u/insolent_kiwi 20m ago

"In the next five minutes, I'm going to show you how all of your problems can be solved...with my penis."

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u/Smurfaloid 19m ago

Ignore this person, I can do it in two

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u/GKanjus 12m ago

All you need…is a plate.

Serving food on a cutting board just seems so strange and messy

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u/Pokeradar 27m ago

I don’t think this you OP. Unless you’re promoting your OF

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u/_jeffreydavid 59m ago

Is that a salad with beans, bread and fries?

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u/Kevundoe 54m ago

It’s a salmon tartare…

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u/_jeffreydavid 44m ago

Ah, gotcha.

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u/funstuie 32m ago

Is that in Austin?

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u/mmarsico84 25m ago

Needs a plate too.

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 17m ago

Belinda blinked..

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u/myonlyuser_43 11m ago

Well she didn't order a cocktail

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u/Confident_Draw321 7m ago

It could be a coincidence though but your username checks and goes very well with this one.

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u/hyongoup 6m ago

Wtf is she eating? Looks like they just slapped some literal shit on a cutting board

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u/Ewggggg 5m ago

Good cause that is all I can provide 

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u/Ambitious-Yoghurt820 4m ago

All your base are belong to us!

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u/sam111986 4m ago

What is under your left palm? And who serves on a block of wood? A millennial?

1

u/espressoboyee 4m ago

Cock-atoo. Or Cock-ado.

0

u/Being_Kate 52m ago

Same...

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u/shindleria 1h ago

I need a rooster to wake me up in the morning

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/Spoon-Ninja 55m ago

Because one person was consenting to a photo and the other was not but was accidentally caught anyways. Removing their face was a courtesy.