Young polar bear cub after eating a seal, photographed near Svalbard by Marsel van Oosten

[u/Impossible-Bee-5343]

[u/NathanCS741]

So innocent yet predatory…

[u/chefsanji_r → u/NathanCS741]

That's his food,it can be predetory yet innocent.

[u/nonpuissant → u/chefsanji_r]

yeah babies gotta eat.

Human babies look about like this around 6-7 months too, after a meal of carrot and beet puree. Or some blackberries.

[u/Artistic_Tutor_2613 → u/nonpuissant]

And still look like this at 2 with blackberries

[u/nonpuissant → u/Artistic_Tutor_2613]

Too true.

Though with much less innocence in the case of ours. All that cute baby sweetness, where did it go 😭

[u/printzonic → u/nonpuissant]

Our son is 34 Martha, 34!

[u/Overthinks_Questions → u/nonpuissant]

Or baby seals

[u/B777X_787-9 → u/nonpuissant]

And ketchup or tomato sauce 🤣

[u/0202_tihssitidder → u/NathanCS741]

Story: A penguin was driving his BMW and check engine light comes on (naturally). He drives it to a mechanic and they tell him they can look at it right away. Give them an hour.

Penguin goes across the street to a grocery store to get out of the heat. While in there he jumps into a freezer, finds some ice cream to eat, and shortly falls asleep in an ice cream daze.

He wakes up after 2 hours and rushes back to the mechanic. He apologizes for being late and the mechanic says "Don't worry about that. Hey, it looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin says "This? No, it's just ice cream."

[u/aspidities_87 → u/0202_tihssitidder]

Dad? Are you on Reddit again?

[u/killemslowly → u/NathanCS741]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZBJq9YnKoRimnTEaa0

[u/DepressingAura]

Looks like a kid that got caught with his hand in the strawberry jam 😂

[u/SophieCannotStop → u/DepressingAura]

Yes, he's been caught red handed.

[u/Nice_Emphasis_39 → u/SophieCannotStop]

It’s ok, his lips are sealed

[u/lih9 → u/DepressingAura]

Looks like a kid in footie pajamas.

[u/yourfavgirleverr → u/DepressingAura]

Better go clean up before mama bear comes home…

[u/Familiar-Objective11 → u/yourfavgirleverr]

“Harvey! Did you go and spoil your appetite!? I’ve been hunting all day!”

[u/Impossible-Bee-5343]

One Eyeland Photography Awards 2016

Photographer: Marsel Van Oosten

Country: Netherlands

Title: Bloody cute

Caption/Description: Young polar bear cub after eating a seal. Photographed near Svalbard.

Entry Level: Professional

Type: Nature

Category: Wildlife

Award: Silver

[u/SiljeLiff → u/Impossible-Bee-5343]

What an awesome title. Thanks for sharing.

[u/DumbleDork3233]

I just…to him it was just lunch. And now he sits like this. 🥹

[u/mollymcbbbbbb → u/DumbleDork3233]

aww. so precious!

[u/Good4nowbut → u/DumbleDork3233]

I wanna squeeze those feet 🤷‍♂️

[u/djsnoopmike]

What's the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent seal meal?

[u/mikelbarnz666 → u/djsnoopmike]

Truly bearocracy manifest

[u/InactiveMedusa]

That's how I look after raiding the fridge at 3 a.m.

[u/falardeau187 → u/InactiveMedusa]

Bloody, cold, and alone? 🫂

[u/InactiveMedusa → u/falardeau187]

[u/Meesayousa → u/falardeau187]

Somebody needs to check his freezer to be honest 😅

[u/LitttleSaintNick]

You could probably my go up and give him a snuggle, he looks full

[u/mtraven23]

ain't that the most adorable killer you ever did see?

[u/Anubis-Jute]

Hmm, very similar to the predator we have at home . . .

[u/NoRelation3158 → u/Anubis-Jute]

😃 thanks for the smile

[u/KentooArt]

The contrast between light blue and red in this picture is pure stunning.

[u/NinaCR33]

Why friend shaped if not friend?

[u/Phearwyn → u/NinaCR33]

Is red a friend color?

[u/Ill-Luck-1397 → u/Phearwyn]

fluffy

[u/UnikaIniy → u/Phearwyn]

da

[u/Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes → u/Phearwyn]

Idk, it's perfect for a children's hospital

[u/dra_cula]

He's getting more on him than in him

[u/jeromekelvin → u/dra_cula]

There's still more in him and that's the scary part

[u/mindscapepix]

Looks like he had a bloody good time.

[u/User_Name_Tracks → u/mindscapepix]

It definitely has its red wings now

[u/Mayflower-Sail-1620]

I’m sure he’s thinking, F! These stains will never come out of this! White? What I thinking wearing my Whites to a messy meal?

[u/per167 → u/Mayflower-Sail-1620]

You know what to do if you get blood on your clothes, put them in cold water while blood is still fresh. So the polar bear is in the right place.

[u/Mayflower-Sail-1620 → u/per167]

Polar Bear, thy name is OxyClean

[u/Elendil1988]

I love how one of the most terrifying and powerful predators in animal world looks like a cute plush toy.

[u/usernexttuesday]

My brain read this as “young polar bear cub after eating a salad” 😭 I was not prepared for the photo

[u/RMFranken]

He needs a coke to wash it down!

[u/MRV3N]

Cute bear ate a handful of strawberries.

[u/Phearwyn → u/MRV3N]

I love strawberries. I'll have what the bear had.

[u/DoookieMaxx]

This. THIS is why we have polar bibs. Damnit, Carl, you do this every time we go out.

[u/Seanblowedyou93]

He’s contemplating what he’s just done

[u/bizzare1985]

looks so cute, will eat you without a second thought alsoo

[u/Weirdbeardstudios]

Awwww look at the nice murder teddy

[u/Dawn_Of_The_Dave]

"What have I become..."

[u/Tea-Jay-Dogville]

The camera man is next on the menu..

[u/devenger73]

“I cant believe I ate the whole thing.”

[u/Medium_Stress_4293]

Some photos of a fresh polar bear kill and pawprints from Svalbard back in 2017

[u/Medium_Stress_4293 → u/Medium_Stress_4293]

[u/Medium_Stress_4293 → u/Medium_Stress_4293]

[u/Medium_Stress_4293 → u/Medium_Stress_4293]

[u/CasinoKnightZone]

Not his fault he was born a remorseless killing machine. Who's a cute little murderer? you are, yes you are! Who loves him some screams of pain as he rips and devours flesh!? Who wants a belly rub!?

[u/SiljeLiff]

That is proper punk rock.

[u/nellynelly9]

This would be a sick metal album cover

[u/plutino-]

Cutie patootie murder mittens

[u/atharvbadkas]

Tf you looking at?

[u/pnwal-junction]

"Want some Coke?"

[u/maitshee]

Floof

[u/whisksnwhisky]

“Please, sir, may I have some gore?”

[u/AppleOld5779]

He looks ashamed of what he just did

[u/PermissionJaded5510]

Surely has to be top 3 most dangerous animals in the world

[u/tirename]

Looks like he has post-seal clarity.

[u/taheromar]

So bloody cute

[u/Anannapina]

That pose!

[u/phuqYouTwo]

I just wanted my classic bottle of coca cola back 🫪

[u/ProtonCanon]

"You're next."

[u/YesterdayWarm3798]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WKdWA04KRn58A

[u/Individual-Iron-6370]

Looks guilty, too.

[u/rockstoned4]

Me eating pomegranate for the first time.

[u/LeatherSlight3242]

Kids when they get ahold of their mom's lipstick

[u/lain_ic]

“Seal”. More like the last person with a camera that bothered it.

[u/HotSummerfeetMeat]

Nom nom nom

[u/IndependentTotal9280]

So proper but frightening

[u/raygan_reddit_banned]

I thought they only want Coke Cola

/s

[u/Brief_Article_6075]

Good job , if photographer was a bit nearer it would be his blood

[u/bt65]

Oh how I miss my god friend, he looked so tasty that I HAD to eat him, but i have no one to play hide and seek with no more... oh my belly is soo full i can barely move...

[u/let_meTry]

Looks can be deceiving.

[u/stonkerooni]

He big sad but big full :/

[u/-You-Sir-Are-A-Fish-]

Oh bother

[u/Few_Judge1188]

He’s waiting for the desert .

[u/shirre88]

Cute but deadly

[u/RomanRefrigerator]

Cub: I'd do it again

[u/Low_Willow_508]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7e95DzI48a3hZ7X0sV

[u/anoraq]

«Is this all there is to life? If all I do is gorging on seals, am I really living?»

[u/Super-Investment-780]

Mom said it’s my turn to play Xbox.

[u/Impossible_Crazy_654]

„Now I need something sweet…“

[u/Few-You4510]

how kids look at you after eating an entire box of crayons

[u/aleqqqs]

What is the charge? Can he not enjoy a succulent seal?

[u/throwitintheair22]

How they get the blood off?

[u/Flaveurr → u/throwitintheair22]

Sometimes they live near water

[u/throwitintheair22 → u/Flaveurr]

And it all comes off ?

[u/vAzhure → u/throwitintheair22]

Here in Russia, we often use snow to clean our carpets. So, imagine a bear as a carpet. 🤣

[u/A1Aaron18]

Look at those fuckin paws!!

[u/Rudzis17]

What have I done???

[u/LazyMousse3598]

Nature is graphic.

[u/thesamenightmares]

The smug face of a man with a full belly.

[u/Acceptare]

So cute I would pet him

[u/lesteadfastgentleman]

Me when I'm on a cut and the wife bought the good ice cream.

[u/CenderzeSwarm]

Oosten is the c-cheese in Swedish. The more you know ig

[u/primavera31]

They grow up so fast, don't they?

[u/No-Direction-4487]

Full of soup ❌ Full of seal ✅

[u/Affectionate-Army738]

A single drop on my tshirt from my finger cut when preparing my salad stains forever no matter what chemical I use to remove it and then these mfs bathe in blood like a sick dracula and the next day their fur is like fresh out of dry cleaning

[u/sorigah]

Like my kid eating pasta

[u/32BitBrit]

Polar porch pirate plastered with paint

[u/RaspberryOk4588]

Yo dude, got a beer? -bear

[u/TheFoxandTheSandor]

You've got red on you

[u/Mahaloth]

"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food."

[u/Mother_Ad_3561]

Bro just crushed a whole ass bag of hot Cheetos

[u/ConfessorKahlan]

wish i could live on svalbard.

[u/SuddenPaint7983]

Look cute, adorable but....

[u/J3RRYTHEDAMAJA]

“I should buy a boat.”

[u/HoratioMG]

[u/Familiar-Objective11]

God, it looks just like a third grader after having eaten a slice of pizza.

[u/AuraTickler]

What have I done cub

[u/Direct-Quiet-5817]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CoejwVQBgdlKg

[u/Apollosolace88]

Did he have a Coca Cola with his lunch? 😅

[u/Rio1339]

too mutch Ketchup

[u/ZeroheartX]

Bet he could wash it down with ice cold coke cola

[u/Pale-Contribution291]

not an orca in sight

[u/Any-Evening-4070]

Bloody cute

[u/jmbrjr]

Me as a kid after eating those red pistachios.

[u/kingkongbiingbong]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HFpU6ykvMDCR3NqOzW

[u/Possible_Resolution4]

Year 2000 math says this guy shouldn’t be alive, yet alone looking healthy.

What happened to the hockey stick?

[u/HollowSynergy]

And humans stupidly enough want to bring kids to a world this brutal, yeah and the cycle of unconscious goes on

[u/Jlu030962 → u/HollowSynergy]

?????????????

[u/SoggyValuable6575]

Killer. Lets all leave upvotes to a killer, sure