r/meme • u/Hot_Nacho_Cheeze • 15h ago

Ohhhhh nooooo

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u/_SasquatchPatrol 15h ago

I slipped and fell on aomething

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 14h ago

I slipped and fell on 🎄omething!!

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u/protonless_electron 8h ago

so you fell on a jug

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u/rathosalpha 14h ago

I see a flared base

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u/NTDLS 14h ago

…in both directions.

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u/Struana 7h ago

You know what they say. 'If it has a flared base it's ass safe.'

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u/LastDirtyMartini 15h ago

‘Tis the Season!

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u/Diamondtnt48 14h ago

I feel like there is a christmas song that would go perfectly with this

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u/ZeroFailOne 13h ago

Are we trying to wake Mariah Carey?!

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 13h ago

Don't shove these up your ass, kids

These are for the urethra

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u/auto-charger-stopper 12h ago

Btw, this guy is just joking. Absolutely do NOT put this in your urethra

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u/CyanideJalebi 12h ago

Yes, put this in your nipple.

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u/auto-charger-stopper 12h ago

NOOOO!!! DO NOT PUT THIS IN THE NIPPLES!!!

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u/marcin0398 9h ago

Square-hole, then. Got it.

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u/KitiOshea 6h ago

The worst time to find out something is 3D printed.

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u/rupees_al 5h ago

Lol. Had same thought

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u/blitzwar559 14h ago

Rookies.....

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 13h ago

Well I was feeling brave….

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 12h ago

Yeah but the base is flared

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u/poedraco 12h ago

Well.. the tips are the most dangerous parts

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u/Greekspartan226 11h ago

As a Texan, I'm so confused as to why I'm seeing this on my feed. Given the fact that, not only is it still early September, but we're still averaging in the high 90's throughout the month!!!

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u/dincarnate502 9h ago

It was a one in a million shot, doc.

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u/dagorlad69 7h ago

"Christmas came into my ass"

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u/MirkoHa 6h ago

…start smoothest first…

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u/lilprobehead FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 3h ago

What was that???

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u/Harry431 2h ago

Make them sandpapery.