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Recommendation Slightly edgy movies for 12 yr old boys sleepover party - need recommendations

Need some late-night movie recommendations that will make the boys feel edgy and grown up without getting me in trouble with their parents. Give me your best edgy, scary, counterculture, funny, or action movies that won’t scar a 12 yr old kid for life or get me banned from the dad’s club, but will still make the boys feel like they got away with something cool.

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u/YJSubs 7h ago edited 7h ago

TREMORS.
A bunch of odd character, but none of them mean or an ass.
Just a little group of people doing their best to help each other.
It will teach the boys the sense of camaderie.

Perfect for sleepover.
They wouldn't dare to step on the floor to make noise.

u/wilyquixote 4h ago

I showed this movie to a gymfull of Korean middle-schoolers for a Halloween event at a boarding school, and it might be the greatest movie experience of my life. Those kids responded to every beat of the film like the director was mine-controlling them: “WTF is happening?” at the beginning, edge of their seats during the second act, and two huge cheers at the end: one when the last graboid is taken out and one at the kiss. (The latter I wouldn’t expect from Western audiences though.)

It’s the perfect choice. 

u/YJSubs 3h ago

Love the story, thanks for sharing. I can imagine their reaction.
God I wish we have a reaction videos, lol.

I remember watching it on a a friend's house, he's got huge TV, around dozen or so kids watching it together. I remember how we're too "scared" to go home and role playing to hop on pavement (grass and street is big no no) to avoid grabods, lol.
Happy memories.

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u/VoidOmatic 7h ago

Fantastic recommendation, perfect age for it to be spooky, plausible and good for jokes.

u/WirlingDirvish 2h ago

They are 12 YOs. For the next sleepover, play the sequel with ass blasters. They will love it forever. 

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u/Elgin_McQueen 7h ago

Good call, this would be a great movie to choose, absolute classic too.

u/madjohnvane 3h ago

Yep, this is another terrific suggestion. Watched it with my seven year old in the school holidays, he doesn’t like a spooky film but he LOVED Tremors

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u/Universal-Explorer 7h ago

Its a case study in tight movie making. It is perfevtion.

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u/Random_Sime 6h ago

Lol "Perfection"

Not a dig at your spelling but that's the name of the town in the movie

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u/SkinnyDaveSFW 2h ago

I love this movie yet wouldn't have come up with this stellar recommendation if I had a month to think about it. Kudos!

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u/DepressedMandolin 8h ago edited 3h ago

The Matrix. Make sure there aren't any devices in the room - they need to go in completely cold not knowing anything.

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u/pjscott90 7h ago edited 7h ago

I watched this at a 12 year old birthday in the early 2000s. It was amazing. My parents were furious but we thought it was the coolest thing ever

u/ContentKeanu 5h ago

Hell yeah. I also saw it when I was twelve and it single handedly changed the course of my life I loved it so much. (Got into making dumb movies with my camcorder, learned to edit, went to film school, career in motion graphics and editing.)

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u/Radius86 7h ago

Why were they furious?

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 7h ago

Because they weren't invited.

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u/pjscott90 7h ago

It was rated R and I was 11. They were quite strict. Well worth it though.

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u/manubibi 6h ago

That movie is actually very useful if your school has mandatory philosophy classes like mine did. Evangelion too.

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u/level1hero 7h ago

Because they were also fast

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u/AshamedChemistry5281 5h ago

We showed it at my son’s 14th sleepover and had amateur philosophers talking until 2am . . .

(My kid has strange friends)

u/technoangel 54m ago

The end scene where Neo almost gets killed in the subway… I ask my son “So, do you think he’s going to die?” He said “mom, come on. They aren’t going to kill the protagonist”. He was 10… I was like well, in a few more years we will show you Game of Thrones….

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u/Mirions 2h ago

Good ol brain in a vat exercises...

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u/Playful-Painting-527 7h ago

I saw The Matrix at a sleepover when I was about 12. Phenomenal experience.

u/TheDaveWSC 3h ago

Same. My buddy Cameron showed it to me. Blew my mind and it's been my favorite movie since. Miss you, Cam. (He's probably alive, I just moved away.)

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u/manubibi 6h ago

I’m 35 and still physically recoil at the image of the worm thing getting into Keanu’s bellybutton

u/danny686 2h ago

the removal too

u/KingHalfrican86 2h ago

That fucked me up because my bedroom was in the basement at the time and we had centipedes one morning I woke up with a few on my stomach and then saw that in the movie and damn near threw up. Still creeped out by those things till this day. Damn near 25 years later.

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u/johneldridge 5h ago

1000x this. It was my first R rated movie and we watched it at a sleepover in 5th grade right after it came out on video (must have been summer 2000?), so right around the same age. Nobody had any idea what to expect and our minds were truly blown.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 8h ago edited 6h ago

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

It's a rite of passage for any twelve year old boy. Their parents should not be mad.

I saw it as a toddler and had all the accompanying toys and videogames so you know it's expected for kids to watch. It's just that good of a movie, one of the finest films ever made.

You don't even need to show them the first one if they haven't seen it. T2 does an incredible job explaining the lore before taking you on the best ride in the franchise.

Also, incredibly appropriate given the current times.

Teaches them If it walks like skynet and quacks like skynet, we should probably defy skynet.

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u/imperialivan 7h ago edited 7h ago

T2 came out just before my 11th 10th birthday. I was going to go to the local waterpark with some friends, but had an earache, so my mom called it off. To make it up to me she took me to the theatre and said we could see any movie I wanted. I walked past all the huge posters in the lobby and said I wanted to see T2.

I’ll never forget it, she gained so many cool mom points that day. And when school started a few weeks later, I told all my buddies I had seen it and it earned me cool points too. When it came out on video my mom rented it so all my pals could come over and watch it. I have so many great memories tied to that movie.

Edit: it was my 10th birthday!

u/cloveandspite 5h ago

I saw this a few days ago when visiting the museum of popular culture. I am 35 years old and still was ridiculously excited. I could not bring any pals with me, so I took this picture and your comment made me want to share.

Yes of course I did a very poor impression, it had never felt more necessary. Somehow my husband did not leave me there.

u/TexanBastard 4h ago

The T-800 skull on its side is driving me crazy. It had to have fallen right? No way that’s on purpose.

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u/gmapterous 8h ago

I’m in my 40’s and you just made me want to watch it again. Bravo.

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u/AuroraGreenway 8h ago

Yes! I’m almost 50 and T2 was my first experience of the franchise, and my favorite.

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u/LoreOfBore 7h ago

I don’t think I’m being over the top when I say this, but T2 is one of the greatest films ever made. An absolute masterclass in cinema.

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u/Rowdycc 8h ago

I just watched it again at the cinema last weekend for the 35th anniversary. It was amazing seeing it on the big screen. I can only imagine what it was like seeing it fresh in the 90s. As I recall they worked really hard to hide the motives of the two terminators for the second movie so it’s unclear up until the scenes in the mall who the good guy was.

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u/TellingUsWhatItAm 8h ago

I heard the opposite. The film itself does a great job on not revealing but apparently the trailer for the film ruined the twist.

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u/headfour 7h ago

I remember it very clearly - in the UK magazines promoted arnie as the good guy. This seemed crazy to me and I had an argument with my parents that the magazines must have got it wrong. I was 12 and the movie was a 15 so I had to sneak into the cinema to watch it. Luckily I knew the box office guy - he was called Jip and one of those cool adults - who sold me and my two mates tickets. I’ve never had a movie experience since - the wtf feeling that stuck with me was when the t-1000 drives the semi off the overpass into the storm drain.

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u/RegalBeagleKegels 8h ago

They apparently went out of their way to spoil it in the marketing which is just... baffling to me

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u/einat162 8h ago

It's amazing how well the liquid robot CGI looks, 35 years later... looks better than some CGI made a lot after.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 7h ago

Remember those Capri Sun commercials around the same time? Where the kids would drink juice and turn into a bunch of little T-1000s? Or "The Secret World Of Alex Mack" on Nickelodeon, where a young girl is also secretly a T-1000? 😂

I feel like there was four or five years where that visual effect was frickin everywhere

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u/MrPlowThatsTheName 7h ago

The TLC Waterfalls music video used the same effects and that thing was on heavy rotation on MTV for like six months. And that was about 5 years after T2.

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u/gutsgutsgut 7h ago

I saw it as a kid but the bit where the parents and the dog get killed is pretty rough, they kinda traumatised me for a bit (but I am a big softboy)

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u/barejokez 6h ago

Ok personally I massively regret watching T2 before T1.

Seeing John Connor be chased through the mall by a cop and Arnie, and only late on discovering that Arnie was the good guy (having been the villain in T1) and the cop is trying to kill him is a massive twist in an otherwise quite linear (but very enjoyable!) plot.

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u/llamadiorama99 8h ago

I clicked in to recommend this movie too!

Recently played it for a 11 year Olds sleepover, and was a huge hit with them all

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u/gronstalker12 8h ago edited 8h ago

The matrix was the coolest movie when we were 12

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u/Legatto 8h ago

The Matrix IS the coolest movie. Period.

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u/nox_tech 8h ago

Pacific Rim might be right up their alley for awesome action.

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u/YoPimpness 7h ago

Pacific Rim would be cocaine for a 12 year old brain.

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 7h ago

I watched it at twelve and can confirm I had heart palpitations

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u/onlymostlydead 6h ago edited 1h ago

Saw it in the theater and it was cocaine for my then-41yo brain.

Edit: just finished rewatching it and it’s still cocaine at 54 years old. Djawadi’s music definitely helps.

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u/Freakjob_003 7h ago

To quote the Honest Trailer:

"Featuring, things your inner nin year-old will love! Giant robots! Giant monsters! Giant robots punching giant monsters! Bo staff fighting! Using shipping crates as brass knuckles! Using a freighter like a baseball bat! Colors! Ooh, a doggy! Woah! And that one part, where the monsters all, 'waaarrrgh!', and he's all, 'yaaargh!'"

Yes, I have watched both it and the movie way too many times. Fucking perfect movie to recommend to 12 year olds.

I'd also tentatively suggest Scary Movie, since I had a lot of fun with it as an early teen, but it may be either too raunchy and/or the references will go over their heads.

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u/Kizik 7h ago

I don't think they'd understand most of Scary Movie. Even an age appropriate group these days probably wouldn't, it's largely based on references that don't really hold up. Fair amount of stoner humour too if I remember right which I wouldn't expect twelve year olds to get.

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u/Dunx29 8h ago

Just watched this with my 7 year old, he fucken loved it.

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u/conker2021 8h ago

Another commenter said Shaun Of The Dead and I think that is a great fuckin' pick. It's crass, hilarious and smart as hell. 12 year old dudes love zombies and at times dumb humor.

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u/champagne_pants 7h ago

Oh man and hot fuzz and at worlds end are also good for kids and perfect fucking movies.

u/LemoLuke 5h ago

The World's End is a great film, but I don't think it would hit with 12 year olds in the same way as Shaun of the Dead or Hot Fuzz. At it's core, it's very much a film about a depressed guy going through a mid-life crisis while trying to chase this rose-tinted memory of his youth.

That movie hits a lot harder when you are in your 30s/40s

u/ascagnel____ 2h ago

I'd go even further -- if the world didn't end (by alien invasion), Gary King's world would have ended (by suicide) at the end of the movie. He wanted to drink himself to death because he already knew his glory years were behind him, and set out to do it with the only friends he still could think of. 

The alien invasion made him realize his love of fighting, and so it gave him a new lease on life. 

u/heyo_throw_awayo 4h ago

Absolutely agree. Caused a depressive episode in me for a few days when I first saw it a few years ago, as I have just turned 30 and spent four months in a hospital!

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u/54MU241 6h ago

That’s a great pick. I will say though, the guy getting torn limb from limb at the end definitely stuck with me as a kid.

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u/Vegabund 6h ago

Might be okay for some 12 year olds, but the scene when the guy gets torn apart and pulled through the window could be pushing it

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u/peperonipyza 6h ago

Yeah might be asking for some angry phone calls with this one. Idk maybe, maybe not.

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u/rafael23 2h ago

Disagree 100%. I love the movie but it's way too much for most 12yr Olds lol that scene with the guy getting fucking disemboweled sticks with you.

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u/nxcrosis 4h ago

I reckon The Cornetto Trilogy is a better watch when you're 15 and up.

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u/Lsw1225 8h ago

Attack the Block

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u/TastetheRainbowMFckr 7h ago

Duuuude good call! Genuinely good movie, and made within the last 20 years. (IMO millennials here are thinking too much about movies they liked when they were 12.)

u/Sensei_Lollipop_Man 3h ago

To be fair, the films listed above are bangers, and a movie that has been around longer is more likely to have been seen by more people, including gen-z.

Attack the block is also a banger though.

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u/GonzoElTaco 3h ago

I watched this with my daughter when she was 10.

It's her favorite movie to this day.

And when we went to comic con back in May, she was able to meet John Boyega and tell him that it was her favorite movie.

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u/Luminaire_Ultima 7h ago

An excellent choice.

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u/Initial_Hedgehog_631 5h ago

The Mummy (Brendan Fraser)

u/DrBopIt 1h ago

You mean the 1999 cinematic masterpiece "The Mummy" starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz? Classic

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u/The_Fiddle_Steward 4h ago

I saw that at a drive-in movie theater on my 13th birthday and it was amazing.

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u/lord_nubby 7h ago

Kung pow: enter the fist.

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u/missingnumber777 6h ago

Me and my buddies' core movies during that age. We still quote that movie throughout the years as we are all in our early 30s now.

u/mataeka 4h ago

I introduced my Gen X husband to this about 10 years ago. We regularly say 'birdie birdie, tiger tiger' for no reason 😂

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u/Emmel87 6h ago

We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

Try my Nuts-To-Your-Fist-Style!

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u/mlledufarge 3h ago

THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS!

u/DeadSuperHero 4h ago

We are both ventriloquists, and we practice every day!

I carry a bucket!

I carry a stick!

u/robophile-ta 5h ago

this movie is still awesome. extremely funny for kids and kids at heart

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u/WhiskeySnikerdoodle 6h ago

Weeee ooooo weeee

u/Tuxedo717 3h ago

you'll never make it!

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u/Citron-Important 6h ago

I'm standing on a waterfall, swinging my chain

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u/MinnieShoof 6h ago

You will all refer to me by the name... Betty.

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u/EnkiduOdinson 6h ago

But isn’t Betty a woman‘s name?

u/MinnieShoof 4h ago

Nyaaaaaa-aaaaah, aaaah.

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u/hobbykitjr 3h ago

Just did this last night with 12yos! It was a huge hit!

The baby rolling down the hill at the beginning had them in stitches

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u/Weeberto 6h ago

I implore you to reconsider

u/EdVed_4_Prez 4h ago

Hmmmm OKAY

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u/smutketeer 8h ago

Big Trouble in Little China. The Matrix. Kung Fu Hustle. Sleepy Hollow.

All 12 year-old tested on my nieces and nephews, all winners.

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u/Shadow-Vision 8h ago

Kung Fu Hustle was one of the wildest blind-watches I’ve ever had.

I literally knew nothing about it. I was trying to adjust back from working graveyard shifts so I couldn’t sleep. I put that movie on and got blown away

u/DeadSuperHero 4h ago

It's a beautiful, beautiful movie. The cartoon-style humor is already incredible, but there's also so much heart in the story.

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u/kappakai 3h ago

I gave my 82 year old early dementia sits in his chair all day Chinese dad a gummy and put on kung fu hustle and he was so entertained. Had a huge smile on his face and every so often he’d turn to me and say “what the hell is this…?!”

I’d never watched the whole thing all the way thru either, but I was more entertained by him than the movie, which was still great.

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u/textual_predditor 7h ago

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that:

"Have ya paid your dues, Jack?"

"Yes sir, the check is in the mail."

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u/smutketeer 7h ago

My nephews, who are now young men, still say "If we're not back by dawn...call the president."

u/thoughtmecca 2h ago

You were not put on this earth to “get it” Mr. Burton.

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u/Moby_dick_69 8h ago

Kung Fu Hustle blew my mind as a kid

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u/SorcerorLoPan 7h ago

Big Trouble indeed

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 8h ago

Upvote for Steven Chow.

Writing in Shaolin Soccer on this card

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u/SandvichIsSpy 7h ago

Kung Fu Hustle was one of THE sleepover movies when I was a kid. Excellent suggestion. 

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u/BeyondTheStars22 7h ago

Rush hour 2 is a good addition.

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u/cyclops_overlooks 8h ago

Army of Darkness

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u/Infinite_Corndog 8h ago

This was probably my most favorite film at 12 yrs old lol. Nailed it

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u/shawnadelic 7h ago

"Yo, she-bitch..."

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u/dabhard 8h ago

Jurassic Park

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u/ColourfulCabbages 7h ago

I watched this in the cinema when I was 6. Scared the daylights out of me, but I absolutely loved the toys. My 16 month old son now plays with one of the toy cars that came out after the movie. One day the circle will be complete and I'll scare him by watching it with him.

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u/Thurn42 8h ago

Comments are full of people that know movies, but not 12y old

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u/MiddleofCalibrations 7h ago

Yeah some (but not all) younger people are completely allergic to movies made before 2010.

u/riotoustripod 4h ago

Are there really kids out there today that don't like Jurassic Park? My son is 11 and saw it way too young but still loves it.

There are a lot of movies that don't hold up for them but monsters, explosions, and badassery are timeless.

u/SimoneNonvelodico 4h ago

Yeah I don't buy it, like I can see older kids having some prejudices, but most of these movies still hold up visually very well and aside from the stylistic quirks (in cinematography/photography) of the era and lack of heavy CGI aren't significant different from what we have now. It's not the same as the 1960s to 1990s gap where the pacing and way of structuring movies completely changed, let alone the fact that some were still in black and white!

Really I feel like for adventure/fantasy/action blockbusters the main thing that matters is that there's an era before Star Wars and an era after Star Wars. Star Wars set the template in 1979 and almost everything afterwards is digestible to those who are used to its ilk, be it 90s action movies or 2010s MCU.

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u/DrMonkeyLove 3h ago

We've shown our kids lots of classic movies and they've enjoyed most of them. For instance, they absolutely loved Back to the Future.

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u/Brrdock 7h ago

"Tried and tested on my dear nephews back in '81, should be a golly good time!"-ass comments

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u/novaru 8h ago

Dodgeball

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u/xologo 7h ago

It's a bold strategy Cotten

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u/RemnantHelmet 7h ago

Pacific Rim

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u/Gonzo3011 7h ago

Edge of Tomorrow

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u/ackermann 6h ago

Good pick!

Great film. Emily Blunt is amazing in this, Tom Cruise good performance too

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u/Redloko 4h ago

I’ve read through all comments and I really think this is the one.

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u/mobius270 7h ago

Unconventional, but my 13th birthday we watched Rat Race. Huge hit. In retrospect it's a pretty great movie for what it is. The Jon Lovitz driving Hitler's car sequence is one of the funniest scenes ever imo. 

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u/jonnythefoxx 7h ago edited 2h ago

Evolution, featuring Sean William Scott, Orlando Jones, and David Duchovny fighting an alien invasion. Spot on perfect for this particular brief I say.

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u/teachthisdognewtrick 6h ago

Bonus if they break out some ice cream at the appropriate moment

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u/Slave35 7h ago

Hundreds of Beavers.  Super super funny movie.

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u/NorthTelevision5817 6h ago

A Knight's Tale

u/EntropyLadyofChaos 4h ago

Ugh amazing pick. This is one of the first movies my family got on DVD and so I watched it in my teens.

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u/solidgears 8h ago

Hot Rod with Andy Samberg is a great movie. I’d recommend Boondock Saints too but that might be a little mature

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u/SuprNoval 8h ago

I’ve been drinking green tea all goddamn day

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u/solidgears 7h ago

You’re gonna bring the demons out of me!

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u/name-__________ 7h ago

This is my hat now! My hat!

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u/jsid2 7h ago

There is a risk in showing a movie this quotable to a group of 12 year olds.

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u/solidgears 7h ago

Not enough people quote this movie

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u/lollipopmusing 7h ago

I still say cool beans because of this movie

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u/DNags 7h ago

Hot Rod for sure, Boondocks Saints will 100% lead to some pissed off parents

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u/InstitutionalizedOat 6h ago

I love Boondock Saints but it has a LOT of racial slurs that I would be worried about kids repeating after watching

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u/supreme_6969 8h ago

Hot Rod is a great pick

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u/mango_carrot 8h ago

Can confirm my 12yo LOVED this film

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u/Bertuthald_McMannis 7h ago

The first 60 seconds has one of the best gags in the whole movie and totally sets the tone. If you like that, you’re in.

Ultimate punch!

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u/KnotSoSalty 7h ago

People have already said the classics so I’ll come at you with the one that I loved as a 12 year old boy:

The Waterboy

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u/drallafi 7h ago

Dumb and Dumber.

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u/Desertbro 8h ago

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

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u/BloodNinja2012 7h ago

This is Jack Burton on the Pork-chop Express, and Im talking to whoevers listening out there

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u/Bigtits38 7h ago

Have you paid your dues, Jack?

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u/DSTNCMDLR 7h ago

Yessir, the check is in the mail

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u/xOLDBHOYx 8h ago

Lo-Pan gave me some fierce nightmares lol

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u/Apoc7620 7h ago edited 1h ago

An incomplete list I would have thought was cool as a kid:
The Fifth Element (still a favorite)
Reign of Fire
Independence Day
Mars Attacks!
Mad Max: Fury Road (Maybe Road Warrior)
The Transporter
Predator (or even Predators)
The Matrix (not the sequels)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Mystery Men (it's a good time and funny)
Kubo & The Two Strings
Men In Black
Edge Of Tomorrow
Pacific Rim
Olympus Has Fallen

*Edit for formatting and to thank everyone for the feedback. Kinda forgot about the nudity in Fifth Element and the rape scene in Road Warrior. I guess that would be up to parent's discretion. Also bummed that someone else mentioned Tremors (plus Tremors 2), because those movies are great!

u/EvilCaveBoy 3h ago

Not Road Warrior. Rape scene.

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u/deehicks420 5h ago

Fifth Element is a fantastic movie, but a bit of nudity and near nudity. Plus the sex scene at the end although it is a very tame sex scene.

u/Background-Air-7963 3h ago

Also the sex scene during takeoff

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u/xvilemx 3h ago

I'd say show them Beyond Thunderdome. You don't need to see any mad max movie to enjoy the amount of corny and awesome that is the Thunderdome.

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u/OpziO 7h ago

Super8

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u/Cinemagica 6h ago

Good call - some legit scares but a good wholesome family movie that's not really too edgy, and is literally about kids of that same kind of age.

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u/MisterBigDude 8h ago

When I taught that age group, I would sometimes show them The Princess Bride — adventure, sword fighting, humor, good vs. evil, etc. They generally seemed to like it.

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u/eyesonthefries_eh 7h ago

But isn’t that a kissing movie?

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u/Astrosomnia 6h ago

I understood that reference, OP.

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u/One_Course3052 7h ago

The best thing about that movie, showing it to kids, especially boys, is the subject and the title. They think they're going to hate it and they always turn out loving it.

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u/Kizik 7h ago

The fact it self-references that exact scenario is the real clever bit. Like calling your shot and then swinging it out of the park flawlessly.

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u/geekpeeps 5h ago

I took my sister to that when she was six. It’s very wholesome. Maybe not edgy enough.

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u/AlienConPod 6h ago

Some good suggestions already.

The Gate, Demolition Man, The Abyss, The Burbs, The Goonies, Red Dawn (original), Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Akira, Willow, The Last Starfighter, Silver Bullet, Night of the Comet, Independence Day, The Lost Boys, Freejack, Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure, Labyrinth, The Rocketeer.  I don't think any of those are too bad.

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u/Notthatguy6250 7h ago

Men at Work

Hilarious and very juvenile humour for these days.

The bb rifle scene alone is worth it. Still makes me laugh.

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u/bobby_broccolini 8h ago edited 6h ago

Depends on what is ok for violence in their houses. These might be way too much for some parents. All of these movies are fast paced: 

Bullet Train (if any of then like anime this has serious live action anime vibes. Ensemble cast of Killers, the jokes and dialogue are very Japanese. It's in English though)

The Suicide Squad [2021. It's very important that it's the 2021 James Gunn version]

Mortal Kombat 2 (the newest one. It feels like a video game cutscene imo..  People freaking love this movie  and I suspect they will. Easy to follow)

Predator: Badlands

Prey

Novacaine (pretty graphic but still treats death and violence lightly. Bonus points for non toxic masculinity signaling. Skip this if you don't want that cus it's literally about how to be a nice guy without being wierd and woman-hating about it)

The Running Man (newest version. Id just like to radicalize as many 12 year olds against fascism as possible so skip this one if that's not your vibe)

^ These 7 all  have adult graphic violence but it's kinda flippant, not so much the scarring vibe. No overt sex scenes or romance. You'd absolutely want to watch 15 mins of them atleast first. hard to tell what's ok and not, yk.

Other less graphic ones if they havnt seen them: 

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Gaurdians of the Galaxy

Thor Ragnorok 

Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers (surprisingly adult and fun. Jokes might go over their heads or be corny for them tbh it's kind of made for millennials)

Oceans 11 (this is a wild card obviously. Not really an action movie. but they might think it's cool. Might be too boring idk)

The Fall Guy (technically a rom com but this movie freaking slaps. Ryan gosling pushing those good sweetyboy masculinity vibes. The antagonist is a shallow tool. Love this movie. It moves fast)

Edge of Tomorrow (absolutely slaps. Almost worthy of putting it in the extra adult category but not really. Just some semi realistic Warfare style deaths but it's against aliens)

Alright that's where I'll stop. Honestly at this point I'll be sad if this doesn't cover you for the next few movie nights

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Edited to add Dungeons and Dragons. I said I would stop but I can't leave that one behind. I also took out an unnecessary negative comment I made about one of them and I won't say which one    >.>;

u/azp74 3h ago

I'd say Bullet Train would be a hard no for 12. I saw it when it came out and my child was just shy of 12 and yeah, nah - way too violent.

I think the problem here is that OP hasn't given us very much context. Where does he live (this will drive tolerance to swearing, violence and nudity)? What other movies do these children like? Do they even like movies?

(I'm GenX and saw Rocky Horror Picture Show at a sleepover when I was 11 and also parent to a teenage cinephile so absolutely not prepared to offer suggestions!)

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u/florifierous 7h ago

All the 80's movies that everyone else are recommending and upvoting would completely miss the mark - this is a great list though! Hope OP takes one of your suggestions.

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u/Asparala 6h ago

Kinda depends. I remember loving some movies that my parents grew up with when I was little - but it's very much dependent on what it is that makes the movies great.

If the movies strongest selling point is that it had cutting edge visual spectacle when it was released then it's at risk of aging very fast, and probably be very unimpressive to new audiences a few decades later if that cutting edge spectacle has become industry standard.

Movies that are good because they tell a good story are slightly more likely to stand the test of time, but even those are vulnerable to values shifting.

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u/VenerableWolfDad 5h ago

Yeah I started to reply with Monty Python and the Holy Grail and realized that's like the people who recommended 3 Stooges and Abbot and Costello to me at 12. I did not give a solitary fuck about that stuff at 12.

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u/Horror-Flounder-1076 8h ago

Tucker & Dale vs Evil

It is a horror movie/parody with a lot of fun quotable moments. There is very brief far off nudity (topless woman on screen for a couple second) towards the beginning of the movie. There is also gore, but it’s all played for laughs.

If that’s a little too far for 12, keep it in the pocket for once they hit 15-16, they’ll go bananas for it by then.

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u/slayerLM 7h ago

I watched it recently and it’s pretty fuckin gory

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u/Duderinio1988 7h ago

Honestly, the amount of straight up gory movies recommended here is insane.

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u/Morgantuanbeast 8h ago

The original Fast and the Furious is kinda perfect for this

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u/asianwhiteguy 8h ago

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

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u/-ConMan- 8h ago

The Mortal Kombat remakes are perfect if they haven’t seen them already.

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u/Top5hottest 7h ago

Good boys. Newish funny movie thats edgey and has kids their age.

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u/Carnivile 8h ago

Princess Mononoke has enough dismemberment to give it an edge and everything else they get to see an awesome story 

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u/DerNic 6h ago

Real Steel mate, young me loved it

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u/DasFunke 7h ago

13 year old me loved South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut

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u/ThreeHourRiverMan 8h ago edited 8h ago

Beavis & Butthead Do America

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u/spookyspocky 7h ago

The only time when I actually fell off the chair and was literally rolling on the floor laughing. My stomach hurt afterwards. The kids will know all the adult references.

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u/Mehmoregames 7h ago

True lies

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u/BaltIndyNash 7h ago

So many of the responses are violent. I was going to say Galaxy Quest.

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u/Purple_Freedom_Ninja 7h ago

I tried this for my son's 12th birthday two years ago and it was a flop. It stinks without knowing some star trek, which made me sad. 

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u/moonablaze 7h ago

too many references and inside jokes for 12 year olds

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u/soulbrutha3 6h ago

anything but this

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u/illfaded707 8h ago

Dodgeball, Talladega Nights, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Simpsons Movie.

Freddy vs Jason, I know what you did last summer, Scream.

Terminator 2, Kung Fury.

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u/FunkyMonkFromSpace 7h ago

Talladega Knights and dodgeball is a great suggestion, just edgey enough but not too much and the humour is perfect. I was quoting these movies nonstop at that age.

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u/Luca_Darc 8h ago

Alien and Aliens, or Predator. They'll love that

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u/TwoIdleHands 7h ago

Aliens yes. Alien? No. It’s very slow for a long while. I can’t imagine the kids staying engaged until the chest busting scene.

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u/aTesticleWithTeeth 8h ago

Alien is awesome. Might even scar them a little. It’s perfect.

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u/peakedtooearly 8h ago

Predator is a good call. A lot of suspense, tiny bit of horror and sci-fi + Arnie in his prime.

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