r/nextfuckinglevel 4h ago

Well that's just horrifying

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u/Tater_Mater 4h ago

So quickland.

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u/SookHe 3h ago

The first rock toss was no clip sand

u/Tasty-Traffic-680 46m ago

idspispopd

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u/Fr31l0ck 2h ago

Quicker sand

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u/xnxxpointcom 1h ago

Quickest sand

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u/zamsamzam 4h ago

I knew the fear of quicksand instilled in me from 80's television would come in handy some day!

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u/r_a_d_ 3h ago

this is not quicksand… it’s just shit floating on water

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u/HotelOscarWhiskey 3h ago

Ive always had a fear of floating shits too so...

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u/wcslater 3h ago

Why won't you flush dammit!

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 3h ago

Who does number 2 work for?

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 3h ago

You tell em, pal

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 3h ago edited 3h ago

Tom Arnold was underutilized (in general in the industry), was great

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u/HavingNotAttained 1h ago

How about a courtesy flush?

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u/UsedDragon 1h ago

Baby Ruth!

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u/Cereal____Killer 2h ago

Literally the definition of quicksand

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u/clervis 3h ago

Thank you!

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u/FloppyTacoflaps 2h ago

That's what she said

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u/silvertonguedmute 3h ago

Same, but I definitely thought it would be a much more common occurrence. Like it would be something I would have to keep an open eye for while walking to the bus. I live in Norway. Everything here is a fucking mountain.

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u/Next_Transition_2554 3h ago

That and sinking into a bog (not a toilet) like never ending story.

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u/h-boson 2h ago

ARTAX!

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u/pricingup 1h ago

I was born in 1997 Lithuania. The thought of dangerous quicksand is still deep inside my subconciousness.

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u/kashmir1974 3h ago

Krull was right!

u/AlexandreFiset 13m ago

There is a short film called Fauve that doesn’t help with that fear. A good one too!

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u/calmandchili 4h ago

Wtf is this song has to do anything with the video

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u/imagonnahavefun 3h ago

Wtf are you doing unmuted? You should know better by now.

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u/_Permanent_Marker_ 3h ago

I find it hilarious that without communication we all just stopped unmuting videos.

u/Ntroepy 17m ago

NEVER unmute before checking the comments!

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u/Klinicalyill 3h ago

To be fair to that guy, everything is muted by default for me but I unmuted momentarily hoping for an explanation because of the gesturing the first guy was making. Can confirm unnecessary music and zero explanation.

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u/Covid19-Pro-Max 3h ago

Also the advice to be careful when swimming would also not help you at all against this hazard

u/ParkDistrict 13m ago

You scared bud?

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u/Crispychewy23 2h ago

I thought the line 'ways you screwed me over' matched lol

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u/MikeTony713 3h ago

Yeah, I hate this song

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u/Rubix_Official63940 3h ago

We hate Anxiety, we love Somebody I Used To Know

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u/epigenie_986 3h ago

This is an anxiety inducing version of Somebody That I Used to Know

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u/HangryBeard 4h ago

What makes it deadly? It looks scary, but couldn't you just swim up? It's not like the surface is a hard layer. You should be able to tell which way up is from boyancy and any light breaking through. As long as you move inward toward land above sea level I don't understand what's so dangerous.

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u/berrybearry 3h ago

The song. It plays over and over again while you are next to.. whatever it is.

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u/StagnantSweater21 3h ago

The same as sea foam, the density. You can rise to the top of the water, but you can’t rise to the top of whatever is floating on top. You’re too heavy. So you hit the top of the water, but still can’t get air because you can’t float on the less dense stuff

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u/xXbachkXx 3h ago

The layer doesnt look thicker than a head and seems easy to break, if you put your arms up you should be able to move it away and create a hole, if the camera stick was able to

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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 3h ago

You'll float even on water mixed with sand because you full of the same stuff plus air in your lungs.

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u/StagnantSweater21 3h ago

Your body is… full of sand??

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u/welcomefinside 2h ago

Sshhhh he's a silicon-based lifeform that's been sent from the 40 Eridani system to spy on us.

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u/mekwall 2h ago edited 2h ago

If a kayak will float. So will I.

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u/StagnantSweater21 2h ago

What

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u/mekwall 2h ago

Did you watch the video? There's a kayak.

Edit: Canoe -> Kayak

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u/StagnantSweater21 2h ago

Yeah but do you understand anything about physics?

Three people can sit on that and float, 3 people could NOT sit on you and float.

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u/mekwall 2h ago edited 1h ago

Yes, but you clearly doesn't. A kayak can float with three people in it, although whether that's stable or even within its rated capacity depends on the kayak. But that's beside the point.

Buoyancy isn't determined by how much additional weight an object can carry. A floating object displaces enough fluid for the buoyant force to balance its weight. A kayak carrying three people therefore has to displace enough water to support the combined weight of the kayak and those three people. My body only has to displace enough water to support me.

And that's exactly why I mentioned the kayak in the video. It isn't sitting on some magically solid surface. Its hull pushes through the floating layer and displaces the water underneath it. I don't need the floating layer itself to support me either - I need to get through it and float in the water below.

Now, if your argument is that the floating layer is thick enough that I could be buoyant in the water while my mouth is still below the top of that layer, that's at least a physically coherent argument.

Edit: And about your first comment, about not being able to rise through the less-dense material above it. That's not how this works either. I don't need to float on the upper layer. The buoyant force comes mainly from the water I'm displacing underneath it, and that force can push my body through a thin, less-dense layer above the water.

If that layer were thick enough that my equilibrium position left my mouth buried in it, or if it physically trapped or entangled me, then yes, I'd have a problem. But that's a question of the layer's thickness and physical properties, not whether I'm "too heavy to float on it."

Edit: isn't -> doesn't

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u/Maleficent_Button_58 1h ago

I'm appreciating you right now. All I could think reading some of the previous comments was "if weight and density were the only deciding factors in floating, aircraft carriers wouldn't work" lol.

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u/mekwall 1h ago

Haha, thanks I guess. Although technically density still gets the last laugh. An aircraft carrier floats because the whole thing, giant steel hull plus all that enclosed air, has a low enough average density to displace its own weight in water.

Otherwise we'd have some very expensive artificial reefs.

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u/Maleficent_Button_58 1h ago

I'm not saying average density doesn't factor, just that it's not alone lol. They displace so much water, and it's nice to see that mentioned as important. Since it is.

I think one of the coolest things I remember from being on one was getting to fuss with the air and water tight doors. Neat just how well issues can be contained to keep the ship going.

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u/funkhammer 2h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/cwestn 1h ago

then how does the camera person do just that?

u/StagnantSweater21 42m ago

The guy.. in a boat?

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u/NOLA-JAZZ 3h ago

It’s the panic that kills you!
Old movies put all of the sucking you down nonsense into your brain.
Just swim smoothly and carefully and you should be able to get out by all the experts of modern day that don’t have a Warner Brothers movie contract

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u/Devium44 3h ago

It could be deadly if you are walking and don’t expect to be submerged in water. Startled panic makes people do irrational things.

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u/Foamingferret 3h ago

It makes me want to try it haha

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u/tykneedanser 2h ago

It’s the implication

u/mellamoreddit 45m ago

When you are under, if there is nothing breaking the surface, you would not be able to see light so it might be hard to know which way to swim. If there is some light, you would let out some air and see the direction the bubbles go and follow it.

u/MothChasingFlame 17m ago

Marshland can be dangerous like this. It looks like land, but you slip right through. It's hard to orient yourself. Up and down get confused because it's dark and brackish. Sometimes there's a light current underneath that will push you as well. Very easy to die in those conditions, especially given most can only hold their breath for about a minute, and that's without panicking and moving (we can hold for longer, but it takes practice.)

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u/bnlf 3h ago

Mildly interesting, but thats not even remotely r/nextfuckinglevel though.

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u/Orion-the-mediocre 3h ago

"be careful when swimming in the sea, it looks like land" have these people ever seen water before

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 4h ago

anywhere else you want to post this?

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 3h ago

Nope, why?

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u/Tinksy14 4h ago

Yeah that would be a fucking awful way to go!

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u/Butt____soup 3h ago edited 2h ago

It’s pumice from an underwater volcano and it’s not deadly.

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u/Maleficent_Button_58 1h ago

No, but panicking in water can be

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u/Peasant_Stockholder 3h ago

Looks like the last guy is kayaking in a waste treatment plant

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u/PiousDemon 4h ago

New fear unlocked

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u/PJA0307 3h ago

I always thought that quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be. Because if you watch cartoons, quicksand is like the third biggest thing you have to worry about in adult life, behind real sticks of dynamite and giant anvils falling on you from the sky.

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u/AdrianBlack 3h ago

Don't forget falling pianos!

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u/Bellam_Orlong 3h ago

Why is this “next fucking level”?

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u/Glioss88 3h ago

What part of this is next level? That's a sea?

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 3h ago

The pure trash of the text and music on this video should be grounds for removal and a ban

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u/crazykewlaid 3h ago

That's like the upside down

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u/Impressive-Bird2 4h ago

Quicksand is somewhat on the gloopy, sticky, dangerous side….!

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u/BenjaminLOST 3h ago

botass post

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u/LiquidFootie 3h ago

Someone needs to turn this into the Skyrim intro.

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u/Guardiancomplex 2h ago

What the fuck is the purpose of the music here?

We make the worst content wtf. 

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u/MrKaon 2h ago

This is a salt lake in Iran (Lake Urmia, اورمیه) , similar to the Dead Sea in Asia.

Because of drought and the mismanagement of rivers and water resources, the water level has dropped dramatically.

Being salty and having a much higher density than a normal swimming pool, it makes it practically impossible to drown.

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u/elle_crells 2h ago

Ahh thanks for saying where it is, there is a good short film called "Where we used to swim" about it.

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u/SoloSaaSGuy 2h ago

Make sure to repeatedly ✌️ when making these shit videos

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u/allhellno 3h ago

A pumice raft I assume?

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u/ape20001 3h ago

Is this a poop ocean? why are there so much sud/ mud?

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u/GBritoYepez 3h ago

Cool... Straight into the talasophia sub

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u/lumpy4square 3h ago

GenX fear resurfacing

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u/CorruptHeadModerator 3h ago

Where is this?

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u/ndtaughthem 3h ago

New fear unlocked 

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 3h ago

Why did I fill with fear when he put the camera under?

I don’t like that.

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u/uselessDM 3h ago

r/submechanophobia

But maybe don't go there if you don't like that stuff lol

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 2h ago

Wow, I wouldn’t have known this existed without you.

Thanks, I hate it! 😂😂

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u/PandaEatPizza 3h ago

Why would I ever swim in that crap

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u/Sergal_Pony 2h ago

Holy shit

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u/BreadfruitSquare372 1h ago

I don’t get this post lol

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u/smallerlola 1h ago

Where is that?

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u/O8ee 1h ago

Lookout for REOSes

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u/Terrible-Time-Travel 1h ago

I think I saw a video like this where it was all little bits of pumice floating in the ocean.

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u/Uncle-Cake 1h ago

So... Be careful while walking on land.

u/lilsnatchsniffz 56m ago

I so desperately wish I could go back to the time when this was the most played song, things have really decayed since then.

u/Guisasse 48m ago

How hard would it be to emerge from underwater? With good technique, like using your arms to part the mud at the same time you swim upwards?

u/Gemfyre713 31m ago

Is that a pumice raft?

u/SillyPseudonym 27m ago

Hey so like what the fuck dude?!?! Why is this?!?!

u/me_again_no_I 26m ago

Quicksand and people jumping out of cars to ask me if I wanted drugs where my major fears growing up

u/drifters74 22m ago

That's why I don't go near the water

u/Professional_Park781 14m ago

What the fuck is that?

u/ConcerningThirst 7m ago

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF.

u/sammagee33 1m ago

They don’t have this in Iowa…right? RIGHT?

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u/lesschalkmoresighs 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FjDgPslbmtEJy

Hey, thanks for triggering childhood trauma.

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u/NOLA-JAZZ 3h ago

Grow up…You’re an adult now
Think like one and stop wallowing in the quicksand of your youth…Ya see what I did there!! 😀

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u/Jijimuge8 3h ago

Stupid post, it’s just water. You naturally rise to the surface regardless.

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u/StagnantSweater21 3h ago

Not if it’s anything like sea foam. A thin layer of something less dense than water, so you can’t float on t and when you rise to the top of the water, you’re still trapped under a layer of whatever this is and can’t breathe

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u/ParrishThePoet 3h ago

Ah yes. That's why no one has ever drowned, ever.