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[OC] Cost of having a baby in Canada after spending three days in the hospital

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u/MorboKat 19h ago

My baby-in-Canada cost was a bit more, but my hospital had a bakery with REALLY good spanakopita. So that cost is mostly my fault.

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u/PeonyValkryie 18h ago

I may not have a child, but I'm willing to pay for the gas (and frustration )to go to Toronto, and visit the Greek side of the Danforth to get the best spanakopita and gyros I've ever had.

So, well worth the money spent, imo.

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u/MorboKat 18h ago

I gave birth in MGH, which is the closest hospital to Greektown on the Danforth. The cravings sent me to the Danforth often, when I was pregnant. Swear to god, my child was 20% spanakopita by the time I gave birth.

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u/WildVelociraptor 15h ago

Fetal Spanikopita Syndrome is no joke

Your baby comes out with a hairy back and haggles over milk

u/Meatingpeople 8h ago

I first read that as "Feral Spanikopita Syndrome". It still worked

u/CircusSizedPeanuts 6h ago

I read it as feta lol

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u/alltherobots 18h ago

I knew it had to be MGH; I bought multiple rounds of honey balls from the bakery for my wife post delivery.

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u/Jonavin 19h ago

We splurged and paid $35/night for the private room.

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u/AdamEgrate 18h ago

In Quebec the hospital we were in only had private rooms. So no extra charge.

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u/JayTeeqc 17h ago

Also in Quebec (South Shore of Montreal) the hospital only had private rooms but we were charged. I think it was ~$100 a night 5 years ago.

u/WastingMyLifeToday 5h ago

Basically the cost of a somewhat decent hotel nowadays. In certain places, it's the cost of the cheapest hotel room you can find.

And you get free food, free drinks, free medical care, free medicine on top of it. No tipping required.

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u/KatiesClawWins 18h ago

Only $35?! My hospital (in BC) charged over $200 a day for a private room -.-

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u/RespecDawn 18h ago

I'm guessing the op had insurance that handled most of it

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u/milespoints 19h ago

This is interesting. If you don’t pay $35 a night you share a room when giving birth?

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u/Frelaras 18h ago

The labour & delivery rooms are private. The Obstetrics unit for recovery afterwards defaults to non-private rooms (e.g. 2 or more per room with curtains) unless you upgrade. That's the arrangement I'm familiar with, anyways.

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u/BlankiesWoW 18h ago

We got a private room, no extra charge. I assumed that was the norm.

In total the birth cost us around $100, for takeout meals and parking for 3 days

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u/zoobrix 18h ago

Depends on the hospital, for instance the new hospital near me only has one bed per room so every room is private because it leads to better patient outcomes, aka saves money in the long run. Who knew a little more peace and quiet and a better nights sleep could help sick people....

Anyway over time in Canada you'll see the old 4 beds per room disappear as older facilities are replaced, obviously going to be a long time though.

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u/BlankiesWoW 18h ago

Our hospital was built in the 70s and it seemed like all the rooms were private.

We do live in a smaller-ish city though, population under 100k so maybe that has to do with it.

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u/zoobrix 18h ago

It really is location dependent, some people building hospitals realized private rooms were better for the patients and the budget long term decades ago, and some places have been slower to catch up. Seems like pretty much everywhere in Canada is on the same page now and new facilities have all private rooms.

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u/thebestoflimes 18h ago

In Saskatoon you used to have to pay a small fee for a private room but in the new children's hospital you get a private room and they're really nice.

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u/CanadianPlainsman 17h ago

We joked about having another kid so we could experience the new hospital. The old one definitely sucked.

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u/Account_no_62 14h ago

Thats wild you can talk about your other kid like that

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u/thebestoflimes 17h ago

New one felt luxurious. They threw a mat on the floor for me to sleep on in the old one (I’m the dad not the mother to clarify). In the new one I had a convertible couch thing.

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u/EframZimbalistSr 16h ago

I slept on that mat under a shelf for 3 nights.

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u/No_Tomato_7768 15h ago

My husband slept on the floor in a shared room and his snoring was so loud that the nurses decided that baby was ready to go home early. The second baby at JPCH was luxury I couldn't ever have imagined.

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u/ulthrant82 18h ago

Upgrades were covered by our company benefits, so we got an automatic upgrade.

I got a family member to come get the car and take it home so I didn't take up a parking spot (small lot, not many spots)

My biggest expense was that they only fed patients (mom and baby) so I had to buy my own Timmies coffees from the lobby.

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u/gandraw 17h ago

I would've just ordered the coffee in the baby's name. What's he gonna be able to do about it anyway.

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u/milespoints 18h ago

I see.

Makes sense.

Very interesting to see the whole setup in different places.

When we had our baby (in the US) we stayed in the same room for giving birth and recovery. The baby also slept with us there

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u/WellCookedAsparagus 18h ago

Totally depends on the jurisdiction as well as the hospital itself. Newer facilities tend to keep you in the same room, and are usually private (BC).

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u/MrSpicyPotato 18h ago

My kids were born in the labor and delivery area and then we moved to the recovery area. Both were private rooms but my understanding is that the setup was because what you need during birth and after birth are two very different sets of equipment. Because surgery is a possibility in any birth, those rooms are set up for that, but that’s not generally necessary after birth.

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u/nynnie 18h ago

If you don't pay, they put you in The Birthdome full of people in labour and you have to battle it out while birthing. Many may enter, only the strongest get to exit.

Source: I had babies and almost forgot to pay extra, what a wild day that was

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u/Nyoouber 18h ago

It's actually a race. They put two birthing women face to face and the first one to give birth gets a prize.

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u/nicht_ernsthaft 18h ago

The loser baby also has to be called "Oswald" if a boy, or "Girtie" if a girl, so that all the kids at school know they came into the world as losers that shamed their families.

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u/johnny4783y 18h ago

Not while giving birth - They move you to a different room after the baby is born that normally has a roommate (there is normally a curtain wall)

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u/discostud1515 18h ago

Not while actually giving birth but for the night after when in recovery. And for our first there wasn't anyone else in the room so we didn't pay but still got a private room.

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u/VicCity 19h ago

Would be cheaper if you didn't lose your parking ticket ... 

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u/WetCoastCyph 18h ago

Not for 3 days, I'm thinking... Lost ticket is probably a one-day charge.

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u/the_honest_liar 18h ago

Yeah, I think op scammed the system for cheaper parking. That's a pro-move right there

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u/mrdannyg21 18h ago

Yeah this is a common move at our hospital too, better to lose a ticket than pay for days. You can actually get a highly discounted rate if you’re having a baby, but it’s a bit of a hassle to go through customer service during limited hours.

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u/AlternateTab00 15h ago

Well i have a friend that tried that stunt on a parking lot near a train station. Ticket loss was 25€. He kept the car for 10 days. Instead of the 100€ (10€ per day). He tought he outsmarted the system and said he lost the ticket. They asked for the car, the license plate and roughly where he was parked. My friend gave the information. 15min later he gets a payment slip for 125€. He said the lost ticket was only 25€. But they explained they only needed to check on cameras where he was actually parked and that all parking spots have a sensor (apparently the same that know how many free spots are per floor). His car didnt move for 10 days. They checked the entrance cameras a few min before he parked and found out he entered at day X at time Y. So he paid for the time and the 25€ extra for losing the ticket.

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u/Droidlivesmatter 18h ago

Yep. Just spent 4 days in the hospital. Lost ticket is cheaper than 4 full parking days. Usually it's a few dollars more than daily maximum.

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u/Thin_Pin2863 18h ago

Yep, sometimes punishments for breaking the rules are cheaper than following the rules.

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u/yomotha 18h ago

Parking is the most expensive part of having a baby in Canada.

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u/Zerot7 18h ago

Probably not, hospital my wife gave birth at you hit the cap after 4 hours and you automatically paid the cap with no ticket. I mean could be more or less but $22 is cheap for parking in the GTA.

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u/WetCoastCyph 18h ago edited 16h ago

Just googled it. $22 is the dialy rate with in and out privileges, 17 for no in and out. Lost ticket is $22, so the maximum you'd pay for is one day.

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u/Kalkin93 18h ago

I never park in GTA. I just run up, drag people out the vehicles, mow down pedestrians and shoot cops. /s

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u/senorfresco 18h ago edited 15h ago

I helped pay for this 😃

I'm downtown Toronto I'm coming to drop off a gift. I am now an uncle.

u/spookytransexughost 10h ago

You did and that's why this is a great country. Our society collectively helps each other

u/Durtonious 9h ago

But I already gave birth to my kids so why should I have to pay for someone else to have kids?

  • Conservative voter, probably.
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u/zseitz 18h ago

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u/damndolly 18h ago

It's the American way

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u/BluShirtGuy 16h ago

There should be a fourth panel where the thing they stole gets fucked up from trying to monetize it

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u/Margenius 12h ago

At the risk of falling into stereotype this did make me feel sorry and want to say we 🇨🇦do dream of good things for you all, and the end of the Current Dark Times

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u/dj_blueshift 18h ago

Is this the tyranny I've been hearing about?

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u/InactiveMedusa 19h ago

You think you're so much better than us, with your Healthcare, and functional democracy. Well we have... uh... guns? I guess.

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u/GiveMeOneGoodReason 19h ago

How else are we going to stop a bad doctor with a gun?

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u/InactiveMedusa 19h ago

With a good doctor of course

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u/ArenSteele 18h ago

Filmed in Canada

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u/muffi95 16h ago

Its was filmed at my college. I got trapped in the book room be cause they were filming a scene.

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u/taco_the_town 15h ago

... do you mean the library?

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u/PanamGotMeOiledUp 13h ago

No he clearly says book room

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u/__Ember 12h ago

You walk by the pee palace to get in

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u/SimpleLobsters 18h ago

Well you can go after the insurance companies if you want... Like the CEO for example

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u/LiquidFootie 18h ago

You'd think Canada was in Gaza if you spoke to a conservative from here lmao

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u/QuintonFlynn 17h ago

Conservatives in Canada act like they’re being held prisoner by the government, you dig into it, and they’re upset that they have to pay taxes.

They’d be a lot worse off if neither they nor anybody else paid taxes.

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u/InactiveMedusa 17h ago

Its always the fucking taxes lmao

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u/United-Passage7864 12h ago

Hey, sometimes it's racism.

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u/FractalParadigm 17h ago

they’re upset that they have to pay taxes.

And for the most part, they're not even upset about paying taxes in general, the "true" conservatives are generally upset at the perceived 'theft' of their tax dollars and not feeling like they 'get enough' in return for 'how much' they pay; typically it's the small handful of (delusional) libertarians who are upset about paying any taxes.

While I do generally agree that some tax dollars could be better-spent, publically-funded services are almost universally more cost-effective and offer better service and/or higher quality (when properly funded). Conservatives ironically don't seem to to understand that (or they're in on the grift and ready with cash-in-hand to buy up the latest public-service-for-sale).

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u/CausticSofa 14h ago

They’re upset that they have nothing exciting to actually be upset about. Most of them would probably chill the fuck out if they had a juice box and a nap. They’re just overstimulated.

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u/Lespaul42 17h ago

I mean not even conservatives... I work at a pretty liberal company and my educated professional early 20 something collegue told me when I visited the Cali office from Canada

"I went to Vancouver a few months back and it was like nice. I had sort of thought other countries were kinda third world."

I bit my tongue because compared to back home in Ontario the part of the Bay area the office was in was all concrete and aging strip malls, wide roads, overpasses, and fairly tired-looking commercial areas.

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u/seventysevensevens 16h ago

We should have a program where we swap conservatives from Canada with us lefties in the US, let them enjoy raw doging capitalism.

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u/Bllago 18h ago

We have guns too, lots of them, they're just registered, legal and gained with training and full background checks.

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u/TellTaleTimeLord 17h ago edited 15h ago

You're telling me there are rules to possessing dangerous weapons? What kind of dystopian hell hole do you guys live in?

/s

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u/Tiny-Albatross518 18h ago

And your flock cameras… and your tech oligarchs… and measles.. and that fat president…and that cyclosporiasis out break…and you fucked away all your water.. and that voter suppression… and the money in politics.. the forever wars.. the debt crisis…

You guys suck

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u/zystyl 18h ago

We do have our fair share of oligarchs in waiting up here. Instead of celebrating what we have we should be ferociously defending it against this continual erosion of rights and liberties that we have been seeing lately.

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u/TortuousHippo 18h ago

Hear, hear!

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u/koiven 18h ago

Well to be fair the measles started here and we're also fucking away our water 

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u/ancient_horse 18h ago

School shooters and screw worms, don't forget those.

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u/John_Bruns_Wick 15h ago

God help them if the screw worms figure out guns

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u/hoya14 18h ago

Plus don't Canadians have to wait until the child is like 2 years old before they can get an appointment for the birth or something?

Luckily we here in America can always get an appointment whenever we want. (*Assuming you book six months in advance and your doctor is on the right list for your insurance and they are taking new patients and haven't retired or moved because of something-or-other). Plus we also get to pay tens of thousands of dollars a year to have the privilege of not being financially ruined by a sudden medical emergency. Oh and - get this - you STILL get to pay more for each visit (even with insurance) than most people in the developed world with a proper healthcare system pay.

Freedom!

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u/WhipTheLlama 18h ago

It's true. I'm in my 40s and the appointment for my birth is next week.

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u/Lemmonjello 18h ago

You just have more and better guns its not like we don't have guns

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u/TheProcrastafarian 18h ago edited 17h ago

Here’s not me, with not my Mossberg 590 Tactical, not using it, in not Canada.

Americans don’t know a god damn thing about the USA, let alone Canada.

ETA: In support of OP’s post, I would like to add my personal experience with the Canadian healthcare system. I bonked my head while working on my concrete pump. I started bleeding like I was in a Stephen King novel. Fortunately, all I needed was a dozen stitches. I waited in the ER for 3 hours. I got the stitches, and a tetanus shot, and my bill was $0.00

A few years later, my girlfriend found a lump in her breast….. a year after that first appointment, she was cancer free, and her hair grew back. Flash forward 10 years, and even though it didn’t work out with our relationship, today she is with a wonderful dude and they love each other very much.

The best oncologists in the world, surgery, chemotherapy, radiation therapy….. The hospital bill? $0.00

Is it free? Absolutely not. We pay upfront with our taxes, so we own the shares. That covered my stitches, and saved the life of an angel.

Americans already pay twice as much as Canadians do for healthcare, and more than any other country in the OECD. It’s not even close.

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u/ABirdOfParadise 18h ago

They took away our stinger missiles! (Was on the latest buy back list)

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u/DesiccatedPenguin 18h ago edited 14h ago

Vaguely related, I was at DisneyLand last week. The fireworks finished, and the guy behind me started chanting USA, USA, USA…

I thought it best left unsaid that those fireworks were almost certainly made in China, and if the President has his way, people in the USA won’t be able to buy them for much longer…

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u/jhouse13 18h ago

We have guns too. Just dont live in fear that we have to carry them around

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u/LordScotchyScotch 19h ago

Cost of one big orange baby, +$11 trillion and counting

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u/SomeDumbPenguin 18h ago

I don't think people realize "Medicare for all" isn't universal healthcare like this either. While subsidized, people on Medicare still have to buy additional parts from private insurance companies to get more full coverage & still have deductibles.

Like my parents pay ~1/3 of their monthly social security income towards Medicare & things like Part D & still have a $10k yearly deductible

If we want universal healthcare like other countries, we should actually be pushing for "Medicaid for all"

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u/Impressive-Side-9681 16h ago

literally any coverage for all would be an improvement for MANY.  There's like 10 million Americans with no health coverage, if they need first aid they go clog up the ER

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u/McCool303 18h ago

You should see the bill for my son’s latest chemo. There are so many freedom dollars on that bill that a single tear rolled down my eye when I thought about how many CEO’s would be getting their bonus this year thanks to my contribution to Q3 profits.

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u/OperationMajestic350 18h ago

Thank you for helping increasing shareholder value during your tough times. Uncle Sam is gonna celebrate the contribution with a pizza party in the break room (limited to 1 slice, please think of your other coworkers)

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u/Salty_Feed9404 16h ago

As someone who was on the receiving end of 8 free rounds of chemo when I was a teenager here in Canada...may I impose and ask roughly what you did pay??

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u/McCool303 16h ago edited 12h ago

So far the first bill for just the doctor for the 1st round of treatment is $18,000. I’m not sure where we’ll be in the end. I’m not too worried about it. Can’t get blood from a stone, we don’t have debtors prisons anymore. So they can’t take my life from me. And I have had a whole host of medical issues in my life that already caused my first bankruptcy. And am now also disabled, so I just planned on just paying the bare minimum on all of this stuff until I pay it off or it kills me, whichever comes first. Now with my son’s Leukemia, it’s almost comical to even give a shit with the ridiculousness of this circus we call medical care in this country. As an American I was born into a lottery I never agreed to participate and I drew the short straw. Now I will pay for my moral failure of my child and I getting sick with rare conditions and not having the extra 2 million dollars in liquid assets we were told we should all have to pay for it. Just as god and republicans intended.

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u/lsshlp 14h ago

Come on, you're forgetting that you can hop on the phone and review the bill. After 4 hours of phone tag, you'll have the privilege of being told that there's nothing you can do.

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u/Grandmaster_Bae 13h ago

I hate this for you guys (Americans). I had a relative who went through chemo for 5 out of 6 yrs, radiation treatment, one surgery, over a month in the hospital to recover, etc etc. We paid nothing (even parking was free for most of it due to covid). Also, when he was diagnosed, he was immediately put into treatment the next day... These stories of wait times must have been like some sprained ankle or something 😅

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u/Informal_Koala1474 16h ago edited 6h ago

Not the person you were asking, but similar experience.

My little brother was treated for cancer, beginning in 1993. He was treated at UCSF and my mom used California state provided insurance for low income individuals.

The first year, which included a biopsy, 3 MRIs, a surgery, 5 weeks of recovery, chemotherapy and follow up visits would have cost more than a million dollars.

When my mom passes away the state of California will reimburse themselves using the value of her estate. Whatever is left will go to family. Which will be nothing.

Edit: my brother is fine, he has disabilities but he's happier than any of us. All he needs is a burrito and a baseball game to watch and life is perfect in his eyes.

I'm not worried about the house, my mom won't need it when she's not here anymore.

We got really lucky. UCSF had, and has, the resources to move forward with treatment regardless of a patient's income.

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u/Deano963 19h ago

bUt ThErEs LoNg WaIt TiMeS iN cAnAdA fOx NeWs ToLd Me!!11!1!

Proceeds to pay $50 for one tablet of Advil

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u/uglylilkid 18h ago

Duh you need to wait Atleast 9 months in Canada to have a baby so they definitely do have long wait times.

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u/FembyThePinkProot 17h ago

In America we just throw money at the baby and it's over with

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u/Superb_Writer6612 17h ago

Just hire 9 surrogates and have them all go at the same time. Boom, baby in only a month. 

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u/AxelNotRose 16h ago edited 3h ago

Canada neonatal infant mortality rate (0 to 27 days) : 3.3 / 100, 000

USA neonatal infant mortality rate: 3.65 / 100, 000

Canada maternal mortality rate: 12 / 100,000

USA maternal mortality rate: 18 / 100,000

So not only is Canada considerably cheaper, Canada also has much lower mortality rates (for both baby and mother).

Go figure.

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u/Eh-to-Zed 18h ago

When my retina detached, I had surgery in less than 24 hours in Canada. My vision is now 20/20. All that I had to pay for was some eyedrops.

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u/onederful 17h ago

As an American, fellow Americans don’t understand priority and urgency. They’ve been brainwashed to think you’ll be in the lobby with your leg hanging by a strip of skin waiting for hours if we got anything resembling yalls healthcare.

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u/outerheavenboss 17h ago

The thing is… that’s how an emergency lobby looks like in the US anyway.

People waiting for hours bleeding and screaming in pain.

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u/MoonieNine 16h ago

I've been in big city ERs where there is a long wait. But a redditor told me I'm wrong because he lives in a rural area and there is no wait in his ER. That's how stupid many people are. Because they don't see it or experience it, they are right and we are wrong. I found this to be true during covid. I live in Montana where we were not hit by it very hard at all back in 2020. I met so many people in real life here who thought covid was a joke and that we were all overreacting because they didn't know anyone who got it. It was of course all over the news how many places got hit hard, but to them, it didn't exist. And these people vote. It really is a scary time we're living in.

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u/Camwi 17h ago

The average American doesn't understand A LOT of things. This country is fucked.

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u/waltwalt 16h ago

That's by design.

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u/MazzleMaze 16h ago

Dont forget to mention that US taxes for healthcare are literally higher than Canada... Dumbasses are paying more for something they can't even use. Then they have to pay for insurance on top of it, lmao.

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u/ColeTrain999 14h ago

The most effective propaganda in the world is American daily life

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u/0r0B0t0 18h ago

Some people go to the states to skip the line if they have money. Conversely poor people in the states just die.

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u/DefiantGibbon 17h ago

That's the thing about US Healthcare. If you have money, it's the best in the world.

Most people do not have that amount of money.

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u/APRengar 18h ago

There are people who say "it's not free, you pay for it through taxes." And it's like, would you rather pay $50k over the course of your entire life without even thinking about it, or $50k all at once at the most hectic and busy part of most people's lives. 

I want to be focused entirely on raising the child and keeping myself and my partner happy and healthy and NOT thinking about how to pay for this shit.

Give me the Canadian model ANY DAY.

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u/funkmasterke 18h ago

The worst thing about that argument is, canada doesnt really pay that much more in taxes compared to the states.

Id rather my taxes got to health care than a mega stadium or buying missiles.

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u/XcRaZeD 18h ago

I compared my taxes with my buddy in that states and i paid 5% more in taxes, but he had to pay way more than that for insurance in addition to what they wouldn't cover.

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u/Other-Razzmatazz-816 18h ago

You should also compare property tax bills, some of the property taxes in the US are through the roooooof

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u/no_shoes_are_canny 17h ago

Yeah, in my city in central Ontario, it's only like $3-4k/yr for property taxes. I'm just over 4k, but I have a large lot.

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u/toasterb 16h ago

And I pay about $3,300/year for a Vancouver townhouse. Considering the property value, that's nothing!

If I were still in my hometown in the states with a property of the same value (including converting to USD), the property tax bill would be $25,500/year!

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u/Tithis 18h ago

I did it because I'm waiting on getting my Canadian citizenship and after factoring in the cost of healthcare and insurance take home would be very similar for us.

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u/kokaneeranger 18h ago

I've actually done the comparison with an American friend of mine who makes roughly the same. The difference in income tax payroll deductions over a year was less than $200.

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u/Other-Razzmatazz-816 18h ago

They also forget that people pay insurance premiums which are like a tax except they also need to cover profits for a corporation and its shareholders

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u/Usernameselector 17h ago

Only to be denied coverage when needed the most.

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u/D3coupled 18h ago

Here's a mindfuck for you. Canadians pay less % taxes gdp than Americans towards govt healthcare.

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u/snuff3r 17h ago

I can only speak as an Australian..

That example over-simplifies the system down to the individual and reinforces the whole "I pay my own way, why should I cover your care?!" mentality. It's a shared cost spread across millions of taxpayers and you never even are made aware of the medical costs.

In reality, it's not a "what you put in covers you" system. You don't pay $50k in taxes to cover $50k in medical care. We pay normal income tax plus a surcharge of 1.5%. The 1.5% is collected from everyone, and spread across the population, that 1.5% is meant to cover all citizens for health through the year.

One year of surcharge doesn't come close to the cost of my care when I really need it, but that cost is spread across a working population of tens of millions of people, so it's neglible.

Also, our healthcare system doesn't exist for profit. That's the biggest problem the US has. Good luck getting those fingers out of the pot.

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u/AverageJoeJohnSmith 16h ago

>Also, our healthcare system doesn't exist for profit. That's the biggest problem the US has. Good luck getting those fingers out of the pot.

ding! ding! ding!

This is the sole issue stopping any change from happening. The people in government who argue against Universal Healthcare all receive some of the best healthcare in the country for life. They know the things they say are bullshit but their donors/lobbyists control them

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u/Potatobender44 18h ago

I would love to pay a little more in taxes in exchange for universal healthcare. I’m currently spending $1600 dollars a month on insurance for a family of 3, and still got charged an additional $450 dollars for an MRI last month. I can’t imagine the taxes for universal healthcare could even come close to that.

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u/Quizen 17h ago

Actually if you copied the universal healthcare from for example Canada, you would not have to pay any for the insurance and you could lower your current taxes... Since the US government spends more of your tax money on healthcare than the Canadian government does for its citizens.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_the_healthcare_systems_in_Canada_and_the_United_States

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u/Hal_Gill 18h ago

This is true, but the bigger efficiencies are:

Economies of scale - one larger organization can offer a less expensive service per person

Less profit in the system - the private insurance model makes it so each entity is trying to pull more money from the system, creating some of the absurdly priced procedures and drugs in the USA compared to most other countries.

So, often that $50k can be cut down significantly or even halved.

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u/thebestoflimes 18h ago

People making over $250,000/year pay the majority of income taxes in Canada. If you're making more than that, you're generally doing okay.

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u/M-Test24 18h ago

That’s great and all but that child will never grow up and know the exhilaration and freedom that comes with a school shooting.

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u/217GMB93 18h ago

Just had ours 21k usd, owe 4500 after ins

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u/bitemark01 17h ago

To me this like trying to buy a chocolate bar and being told it costs $700, but because I have a coupon it only costs $50

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u/Dragonwick 16h ago

And you have to pay $100 out of every paycheck to get that coupon, after deductibles of course.

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u/Creedelback 17h ago

Wow. Good deal. My wife needed a c-section and it ended up costing $64,000. Insurance left us with $16,000. We're still paying it off 6 years later.

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u/217GMB93 17h ago

wHy aReNt ThEy HaViNg KiDs

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u/Tiny-Gur-4356 17h ago

Holy shit! I find this so hard to process. Canadian here, so this is beyond what I can understand. Even with insurance, it's still $16,000??? Please tell me that there isn't interest charged on top of that.

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u/No_Mobile2314 14h ago

Thats ridiculous! I'm in Australia and my wife had a c-section, stayed a week and all we had to pay was the $4 a day parking

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u/Spirited_Comedian225 18h ago

Friend’s uncle got cured of skin cancer. He said the biggest cost was 3.50$ for the subway to the hospital everyday.

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 16h ago

In the US, we get charged more than that just to hold the baby after they're born.

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u/Lavaine170 15h ago

Imagine being charged to hold your baby. Thankfully that doesn't happen in civilized countries.

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u/AnonyMouse3925 13h ago

I want to be upset at this comment. I really want to.

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u/Exact-Raisin-5244 14h ago edited 5h ago

"Skin to skin after c-sec".... what the fuck... Who the fuck ... sits there and decides that is what the hospitals description will be on the recipt when they charge for a mother holding her kid for the first time ... And then doesn't think " hey maybe I'm the bad guy...."

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u/T-homas-paine 14h ago

You see, you haven’t paid for it yet so it’s technically their kid still

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u/CND_Krazer 15h ago

Jesus Christ, what a 3rd world shithole.

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u/Wink0075 16h ago

Thats insane. Capitalism at its finest I guess.

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u/GrimyGrippers 14h ago

Whats the alternative? Does ensuring the patient and baby are separated by a piece of fabric as to not technically be "skin to skin" allow for a discount?

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u/uwuna_ 7h ago

I actually feel sick seeing that what 🤯

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u/UMustBeNooHere 19h ago

Bitch! That’s a parking…..

Ohhhhhh……

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u/Queeg_500 19h ago edited 18h ago

There would be outrage if a UK hospital tried to change $22.00 for anything.

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u/PetticoatRule 18h ago

It's parking. The single biggest expense when having a kid in Canada, unless you get a private room (birthing is always private!) for the time you stay, and often your work insurance pays for that.

Trust me, we whine about the parking fees anyway.

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u/Droidlivesmatter 18h ago

This stems from the 80s, where it was pushed to have hospitals have self generated revenue to offset taxes.

But also because parking isnt part of the health mandate so any provincial income cant go towards parking lots.

It sucks extra hard for staff working at hospitals, if they dont pay for it, then its a taxable benefit sadly and now the CRA sees it that way.

Not only do you need to commute to work, youre paying for parking.

Personally, im fine spending $20 on parking for the few times im there.. not fine with employees needing to pay to be there.

Hell, even if youre working in the food court. Imagine working for free for like 2 hours to pay for being there.

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u/Heywtfhey 18h ago

They got rid of them in pei

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u/Consistent_Tower_458 18h ago

And NS but it's been a total cluster fuck 

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u/BeyondAddiction 18h ago

It's the replacement fee for losing your ticket.

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u/glutenfree123 18h ago

How Americans haven’t revolted yet is beyond me

u/switchquest 8h ago

Americans elected Trump twice. They are thát stupid & morally bankrupt. They could charge Americans for the air they breath, and get away with it just by saying that being against paying for air to breath is communist. 🤷‍♂️

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes 19h ago

“But but but… muh FREEDUMS!!!!!!!!!”

*Said by any MAGA

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u/Milnoc 18h ago

Also, there's no such thing as "in-network" or "out-of-network", at least not within the same province or territory.

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u/parc 18h ago

I mean sure, but you had to wait 9 months to have it!

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u/lostshakerassault 18h ago

Just picked up a few months of birth control for my daughter at the pharmacist. Free. I had no idea. I can see how easy universal access to family planning strategies is not just good for one young woman. It is good for Canada. Unwanted children impact us all collectively.

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u/pi_mai 8h ago

Sweden enters the chat… Damn that’s expensive!

u/cardinalb 8h ago

Scotland also enters the chat and agrees!

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u/agaric 18h ago

I love the US comments of "Wow, ok, but did this really happen? How does this work? Im confused!!!"

Guys, leave the US and learn about the world a teeny tiny little bit, youll discover you arent the pinnacle of anything.

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u/FembyThePinkProot 17h ago

We can't afford to leave 😭😭

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u/zelandofchocolate 17h ago

You can't afford to stay

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u/FembyThePinkProot 16h ago

Yep 👍 it's great 😭

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u/aphantee 12h ago

Giving birth at Montreal's largest hospital costed us more t $1,000+ because I was in a hurry and scratched both right-side doors of my car when parking beside a concrete pillar.

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u/genuineorc 18h ago

Man, I’m American and have health insurance through my employer. Both my kids were ~$10,000/each out of pocket… we did 1 year payment plans both times

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u/alaxens 17h ago

They repo for missed payments? 😉

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u/The-Dutcher 5h ago

We don't even get receipts in the Netherlands. So no return policy

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u/Parnath 18h ago

It cost me and my wife 100× this amount to miscarry in the US

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u/PantsLio 17h ago

I’m so sorry for your loss

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u/masstransience 19h ago

Yeah, but you probably had to wait 9 months before you could get an appointment for delivery!!

/s

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u/uteman1011 17h ago

My wife was diagnosed with Breast Cancer just 4 weeks ago. She's had 3 mamography scans (basic, 3D and with ultrasound) and biopsy with ultrasound. And then one visit with her Oncology Surgeon.
We're at around $25k so far, with a $7900 MRI scheduled for next week.
I'm guessing the double mastectomy will be over $15k.
Then she goes through reconstruction and possibly chemo/radiation.
Got to love the US healthcare system.

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u/Drumcoded 16h ago

Same boat brother, got the diagnosis this week. Wishing you and the wife the best and a speedy recovery. Obligatory fuck cancer for good measure as well.

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u/Frelaras 18h ago

Liar. Include your receipts from Timmy's so we can see the real total!

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u/Low_Victory_823 18h ago

Same, plus the cost of splurging on a private room 😇

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u/FajenThygia 18h ago

One of my parents is from San Fransisco, the other from Ontario, but they were mostly living in the US. They still went north to have me because it was several orders of magnitude cheaper, and the care was better. The US health system has been relative trash for a LONG time.

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u/HERMANNATOR85 16h ago

Cries in American bullshit

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u/huhwutwuthuh 8h ago

im in the US, with insurance, it costs us around 5K. it was around 3K initially, and when the bill came, i asked for a discount and i paid everything in full right there, thinking that'll be it, but in the span of 1 year. i keep getting bills here and there. it was actually a draining and depressing experience

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u/StratoVector 18h ago

If you get twins is it a BOGO sale?

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u/TemporarySun314 19h ago

hmm. i mean for people from civilized countries, thats not so interesting.

the only thing im wondering if you actually lost the ticket or if it was cheaper that way xD

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u/maximm 18h ago

But you had to wait 9 months! In america you can have the baby the same day its conceived.

Oh wait that's illegal in the country of freedom as well.

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u/Winter_Map_42 17h ago

I know your suffering. When my wife was pregnant with child 2, I lost my parking ticket too.

The sting of that bill still irks me to this day. 30 years later.

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u/vibraltu 13h ago

A reminder to everyone that the premier of Ontario Conservative asshole Doug Ford hates publically funded health care and wants Canada to have shitty expensive health care like the USA has.

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u/Affectionate_Fly1918 14h ago

Looks like OP ‘lost’ their ticket so they only had to pay the default lost ticket fee. Probably cheaper than paying for three days parking. Power move.

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u/SomethingAbtU 18h ago

oh yeah, well in the US we have free, um, libraries! we can check out like 5 books a time absolutely free!

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u/art-is-t 18h ago

Honestly US is so fucking dysfunctional

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u/JoeHio 18h ago

"Ya, But I bet you had to wait like 9 months in order to get in to see the Doctor, didn't you?!"

  • every Conservative American and other idiots

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u/ProfessionalMetal838 16h ago

That wouldn't even cover the parking in the US

u/Schfooge 10h ago

I spent a week in the hospital last year (Kitchener, ON) and my only cost was $45 for my car to spend the week in their lot.