r/shitpost • u/Lumpy-Razzmatazz-535 • 1d ago
r/shitpost • u/-eDgAR- • Dec 31 '24
This subreddit is returning to its roots
There are hundreds of shitposting subreddits out there, there is no need for another. So, after a short period of experimentation, the subreddit is returning to what it was initially created for; documenting shitposts across reddit.
Link or crosspost things you see that are highly upvoted that make you say, "How the fuck did this get upvoted so much?" Sort this community by top of all time to see some good examples.
Please remember to follow the rules when posting, which can be found on the sidebar or at the top under "See more" on the official app.
r/shitpost • u/bruhhedguy • 4d ago
Posting shit here
reddit.comHere is an emoji of shit: 💩
r/shitpost • u/Ok-Hearing-303 • 4d ago
Hello reddit, what do you think about my pubis? Good or rotten
Let me know
r/shitpost • u/brialXS • 6d ago
help
reddit.comi have cat right and so earlier today i was listening to some music and i was holding cash right and my cat ate it and now he wont stop saying "I'd need to see to believe it, I don't wanna have to pay to complete it, I know, something went wrong." HE KEEPS SAYING IT OVER AND OVER PLEASE HELP
r/shitpost • u/bruhhedguy • 11d ago
I like poo
reddit.comjsshddhdhhdhsh send me to North Korea Dagestan or r/youngpeoplereddit
r/shitpost • u/TextBackground496 • 15d ago
Blade gamemode
Specifically by EVIL JOHN setries
r/shitpost • u/Armsmaster1 • 19d ago
Fun fact nipples do NOT grow back if they gotten rotten off.
Yeah I figured that out (link is for I felt after I realized that info)
r/shitpost • u/No_Equipment_2354 • 19d ago
GTA 6 got leaked… so I asked ChatGPT how cooked Rockstar is 💀
r/shitpost • u/No_Equipment_2354 • 26d ago
I Spammed "67" Until ChatGPT Lost Its Mind... 💀
67676767 oh... brooo...
r/shitpost • u/Expensive-Light4109 • 26d ago
⚠️EMERGENCY ALERT⚠️
scp-wiki.wikidot.comSCP FOUNDATION EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
FACILITY [REDACTED]
THREAT LEVEL: CRITICAL
DATE: ██/██/20██
TIME: 23:██ EST
SCP-9999 CONTAINMENT BREACH
SCP-9999, designated "MARIAH CAREY", has breached containment and is currently believed to be roaming the lower levels of Facility [REDACTED].
All personnel are instructed to:
- Remain in their current secure location.
- Do NOT enter the lower levels.
- Do NOT attempt to make contact with SCP-9999.
- Await further instructions from Site Command.
- If you hear music associated with SCP-9999, remain calm and do not investigate.
⚠️ FACILITY STATUS
LOWER LEVELS: 🔴 COMPROMISED
CONTAINMENT: 🔴 FAILED
SITE EVACUATION: 🟡 PENDING
SCP-9999 LOCATION: ❓ UNKNOWN
Further information is classified under CLEARANCE LEVEL 5/9999.
THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT UNTIL THE CONTAINMENT BREACH HAS BEEN RESOLVED.
SCP FOUNDATION EMERGENCY BROADCAST
WE CONTAIN. WE CONTROL. WE KEEP THE CHRISTMAS ALBUMS LOCKED UP.
r/shitpost • u/Deforestador • Aug 11 '26
What's happening to Chile? 🥀
It makes me sad to imagine a billionaire in a suit and tie giving the old man from the Telethon the idea to do this... And that they accepted the idea.
r/shitpost • u/semechkin-mud • Jul 30 '26
Well
google.comif I had the opportunity to recreate some absurd ability, it would be to shit for a long time, with pleasure and without the risk of getting hemorrhoids or other shit. I want to be so alone with myself and read my book at the same time.
r/shitpost • u/AcidicSaltdChezbugr4 • Jul 21 '26
What is this shit that appeared on my feed
r/shitpost • u/Forsaken-Daikon8970 • Jul 20 '26
CNN speaks with Trump supporters ahead of 'Great American State Fair'
r/shitpost • u/No_Equipment_2354 • Jul 20 '26
I Told ChatGPT To Only Say No! (Bad Idea)
r/shitpost • u/TheSiverKnight • Jul 17 '26
behold, the first speedpaint of shadow and sasuke
r/shitpost • u/No_Equipment_2354 • Jul 09 '26
The ChatGPT gender debate is finally over (NOT CLICKBAIT)
I tried to gaslight ChatGPT into revealing its gender. It didn't go well. VIDEO LINK CHANNEL LINK