r/sportsgossips • u/IndependentShoddy485 • 1d ago

Video That time Mark Zuckerberg was part of Volk’s corner and looked completely lost 😭

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u/Tall_Birthday_7654 1d ago

That's a kid who was always picked last in team sports

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 1d ago

Come one now, we all know he would just piss himself to get out of playing.

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u/AlrightCunts 16h ago

People don’t forget

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u/mescalexe 3h ago

What was that like 8 years ago asshole?

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u/Imaginary_Office1749 17h ago

A note from mom

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u/Rivetingcactus 1d ago

But whose parent bought all the new gear

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u/hikerbiker6397 1d ago

Then went on to college and build a website for judging people's looks.

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u/MineMelodic5454 1d ago

And failed to turn into the funny or interesting guy to compensate. Just internalised all of that humiliation

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u/OGablogian 17h ago

Picked last? Try 'pushed on the other team'.

"... and you guys can have Mark" probably brings back a lot of memories for him.

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 16h ago

23 kids, after the 22nd was picked, they flipped a coin and the loser got Zuck

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u/Fit_Seaworthiness387 11h ago

The old suckey zucky

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u/Clear-Hand3945 23h ago

Or not at all if possible 

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u/ViralTrendsToday 18h ago

That's why he created a social network. 

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u/DruPeacock23 15h ago

I love nerds who wants to be cool once they got rich. He so going to get a model/OF second wife somewhere down the track.

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u/nauzleon 1d ago

And wants revenge.

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u/IndependentShoddy485 1d ago

Bro forgot his human update.

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u/THRlLL-HO 1d ago edited 23h ago

Actually it’s the opposite, and you were seeing a guy who was nervous being in a situation he’s never been in knowing he’s being watched by millions of people.

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u/chosonhawk 14h ago

bro...relax. hes not gonna leave you in his will.

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u/THRlLL-HO 3h ago

I’m perfectly relaxed

I made a pretty straightforward point about why he looked uncomfortable

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u/Able_Engineering1350 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YHGbhLyWk3ckg

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u/ep193 1d ago

If only we could fix the glitch on Zuck…

https://giphy.com/gifs/11eVHR0KqaWWRO

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u/zerohelix 1d ago

Can we all collectively hate the chick to his left for not passing the cake! Always peeved me about this scene too

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u/ExtremeMuffin 2h ago

No the real people to hate here are the bosses who got a cake that wasn’t big enough for everyone to get a slice.

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u/seattledoctor1 1d ago

Omfg this is good

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u/HarpersGeekly 18h ago

The ratio of people to cake is too big

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u/steve11263 1d ago

What a weiner

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u/FalconIMGN 22h ago

He makes wine?

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 1d ago

Dork

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u/Majestic-Ad-7713 5h ago

Wouldn’t mind his money

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u/NotawoodpeckerOwner 21h ago

At least he's a big MMA fan. Everyone's calling him names but we'd all be doing the exact same thing if we had his wealth.

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u/Unlikely-Outside-784 20h ago

That's not a green flag bud.

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u/Fluffy-Answer-6722 19h ago

Why are we giving credit to someone for being an mma fan ? Is that an achievement

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u/exhibit304 19h ago

It is if you arrive for brain damage

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 18h ago

"We'd be doing the exact same thing".. no.. no we would not..

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u/Gun_Dork 11h ago

I don’t think I’d try to fuck shit up, I’d just go fuck off somewhere else.

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u/IntoTheWild2369 18h ago

Nah dude i think id be trying to make the world better instead of making 8 year olds addicted to internet dopamine. But if thats also your dream life with billions of dollars then im sure you’re also a huge dork.

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u/orangesfwr 1d ago

Lizard cosplaying as a real boy

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u/_my_other_side_ 1d ago

Internally reassuring himself that it's going to be OK

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u/Appropriate-Crab-379 20h ago

You’re making the mistake of projecting normal human emotions into that husk of human on a lizard. Without a doubt hes unaware of anything awkward at all, and likely thinking about how awesome he is making it for the people around and how awesome he will make tomorrow be as well.

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u/juvy5000 1d ago

what a fucking loser. makes me happy that money can’t buy coolness

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u/geared-for-adventure 22h ago

Dude might got rich, but it just turned him from wanker to a rich wanker.

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u/SweatyYetee 1d ago

That'd be me at a high school dance.

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 1d ago

That's me every minute of my lonely, maladjusted life.

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u/SweatyYetee 1d ago

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 1d ago

Alone again, very niiiice!

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u/nibselfib_kyua_72 1d ago

That's me everyday at work in the morning.

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u/ChakaCake 1d ago

How does he do jiu jitsu with those tiny little trex arms

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u/Uncle-Cake 1d ago

Pay your opponent to let you win

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u/HostessFruitPie 1d ago

Just like John du Pont of Foxcatcher Farm notoriety.

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u/Uncle-Cake 1d ago

That's a wild story. I live in that area, so that was a huge story around here.

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u/Gomez4Morticia 1d ago

He pays people to lose to him like Jonah Hill

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u/Far_Distance87 13h ago

Probably rolls with the ladies straw weights

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u/FewMarketing7294 1d ago

This was part of our common man and anti establishment hero Joe Rogan, spearheading Zuck’s rehabilitation tour to make him cool and just one of the bros like he did with Elon, Theil, Trump, etc

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u/tomatobasilgarlic 1d ago

Yep. What a bunch of freaks. I imagine volk lowered himself to this as he got paid a wedge so fair enough to volk

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u/StretchMother9627 1d ago

1 & 2 & bob your head & 3 & 4 and grab your towel & 5 & 6 and not my towel ok

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u/provalone_9000 1d ago

What a moron

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u/SameDistrict2627 1d ago

He's so on the spectrum.

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u/Proud-Confection2318 1d ago

TISM

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 1d ago

Most autistic ppl find quiet corners of life they don’t make big tech companies to make life worse for everybody fuck this dude and his lame pr 

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u/HorizontalTomato 1d ago

Prob paid them to be there too. Just stay the fuck at home on your computer

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u/DawsonNY 1d ago

What a dweeb.

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u/Mick_Nugg 1d ago

The most relatable he's ever looked tbh

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u/Infinite_Run_4541 1d ago

This has gotten out of hand. All he wanted was to sexualize female classmates at Harvard.

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u/JrG1859 1d ago

Nerd boy

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u/StallionSurprise 1d ago

It really is the lamest people who run the world now.

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u/BIG-BALLS0 1d ago

Imagine being a billionaire and still no one cares about you

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u/eduardo1994 1d ago

Hard to watch, he thinks he's part of the posse wanting to get things handed to him but they just blow him over.

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u/LOKl31 17h ago

add as many billions as you want, never beating the lizard allegations

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u/BigDinkyDongDotCom 16h ago

“Yeah cool cool cool.. that’s what’s up… hold that for ya? No? Aight cool cool cool yeah yeah alright man let’s go”

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u/10Thousand_Hours 14h ago

C:\vibe.exe

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u/blegoraththewretched 13h ago

No amount of money can make a dweeb not be a dweeb.

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u/Leymour 12h ago

"When you think money can buy you friends"

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u/jaded-steve 4h ago

Well, the one thing he is really scared of is people.
He can't tell if they a real or just in his head.
How would you act?
He made a global network of bots to promote self-harm and loneliness.

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u/eddy_g0rdo 1d ago

Is this dude didn’t have his money he’s just be a weirdo fuck living in his parents basement.

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u/Shot_Inflation351 1d ago

“Alright, Zuck, look human. You can do this!”

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u/BWCStud56 1d ago

He’s still learning how to human guys, stawwwwwp

Lol nah he weird tho

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u/Y0___0Y 1d ago

Richard Hendricks headass.

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u/United_Anywhere_8 1d ago

The guy is made for one thing and one thing only 😂

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u/sloppymcgee 1d ago

I don’t know what to do with my hands!

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u/hamcheesetoastie 1d ago

He’s so uncomfortable in his own skin

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u/anonymoosejuice 1d ago

That's because he's about to shed it like the snake he is

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u/Intelligent_Trichs 1d ago

Still owns an evil genius compound on a tropical island though....

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u/SlideIll3915 1d ago

Never has someone tried so hard to be cool and yet failed so miserably.

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u/Areyouin729 1d ago

It was between him and Dave Portnoy who was picked last for the gym kickball squad

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u/Davo-Pano 1d ago

Id probably be doing the exact same thing

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u/rawbert10 1d ago

When you don't do anything in a group project but still get an A

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u/ShickyMicky 1d ago

Good job, man, yea good job. Yea man, good job. Good job. Man, good job. 

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 1d ago

They hate him too

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u/HueyBluey 1d ago

Does he ever not look lost?

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u/TYFO225 1d ago

god he is so awkward

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u/fnkymtrs 1d ago

Whatever happened to zuck and musk having a cage match? Or did I imagine that.

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u/krakenstan 1d ago

What a f’ing dork

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u/Fragrant_PalmLeaves 1d ago

God these billionaires are such losers

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u/PuffinTipProducts 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe it does, but it doesn’t take a genius to understand, that he was told to do something… and they are just not including him in doing what they told him to do,

so he looks like a fool/or something out of place, because it has something to do and it’s not being done so he looks like he’s lost or confused…

It’s obvious…

They tell him to stand next to the fighter. He’s going to takeoff his gear and hand it to you and you are gonna look cool while you’re standing there….

But then they do what they normally do with the flipper Ru.

Man’s kept it cool, tried to do what it was asked to do, but they also told others to do the same task…

So yeah he looks a little confused out of place, like normal people when they are told something, but there is actually something different going on around them…

Normal thing….

And it’s not any more clearer than and when they are passing the garments around, in front and behind, and all around my guy, the Mark… Mr. Zuckerberg

In the reality, they tell him to stand there and grab the clothes, but everybody touches the clothes around the guy, except for the man reaching to do his job/task asked to perform

it’s weird.

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u/maybebionic 1d ago

Has a case of the Luke Rockhold "what should I do with my hands".

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u/TwistyTwister3 1d ago

Fucking lizard

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u/sailhard22 1d ago

Bro needed to make $100 billion so he could feel like he fits in

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u/arhambin66 1d ago

That's embarrassing to watch

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u/WorstCPANA 1d ago

Looks exactly how any of us would look if for the first time ever we walked out a fighter in one of the biggest MMA stages in the world.

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u/TedRysz3 1d ago

That’s a kid with no friends because they’re ass hole.

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u/Effective_Regret_576 1d ago

I mean the guy has social anxiety, how many times we gonna make the same point?

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u/FluidAthlete6839 1d ago

He so desperately wants to be cool. Embrace the nerd dude

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u/Fantastic-Earth-8353 1d ago

You can see the exact moment he decides to build his Hawaii bunker and destroy the world.

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u/Traditional-Hat1927 23h ago

We are all in the situation because of bullies.

Why did they have to pick on all these guys and gals bad they turned into supervillains determined to doom us all?

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u/BrojaDawg 23h ago

He has Aspergers, I'm sure of it.

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u/__phil1001__ 23h ago

Looks like a bobble head for Halloween

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u/afraidofcheesecake 23h ago

The time for this type of stuff is just about over.

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u/Bitter-Egg7936 23h ago

How would you look? He scraps though

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u/BluWake 22h ago

Mark knows very much about the game of sports

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u/LogicallLunacy 22h ago

Team foxcatcher vibes.

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u/Fickle_Importance889 22h ago

Noone finds it interesting the guy with a bunker in hawaii has no tan. The emperor has no tan.

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u/phatpham1803 22h ago

Still has more than 200 billion who cares

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u/Ihateporn2020 22h ago

a regular luke rockhold

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u/w0rker_ 22h ago

dax flame vibes

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u/Slice-Vast 21h ago

Dude looks AI

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u/Few-Tumbleweed6526 21h ago

Have any of you actually looked up his ahtletic performances? The guy is jacked and highly skilled in MMA, training and sparring with the absolute top.

No sarcasm.

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u/ImmediateRaisin5802 21h ago

When you do a group class project but you did no work

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u/DZT99 20h ago

Lol these billionaires are all the same. Amazing

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u/Wonderful_Stand_315 20h ago

This is how look the first time on the job.

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u/koolaidismything 20h ago

I wanna feel bad for him but then I realized this dipshit who’s too fuckin dumb to know what he doesn’t know.. has and will continue to make the earth and western world a worse place to live in.

He just paid enough to have everyone back off a few years, I expect more awful shit.

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u/tr45h55 20h ago

DORK ALERT

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u/stinkbuttfartman 19h ago

Zuck, my guy... It's not you, bud. Hanging around " tough guys" doesn't make you look any cooler if you're just a punk ass bitch.

You don't need to appear tough, dude, you're rich as fuck.

Now go fuck off already.

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u/WarpCitizen 19h ago

Me at group projects

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u/Educational-Log6855 19h ago

He’s trying to look normal. He can’t because he’s not human.

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u/dingdongsmingsmong 18h ago

He wants to be cool so badly

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u/Potential_Ad_4718 18h ago

That lizard tries so hard to look human.

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u/TheBlankScroll 18h ago

"these stupid fucking hands!"

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u/jamidd 18h ago

Can’t buy some things

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u/DrB00 17h ago

Peak Zuckerberg.

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u/OGablogian 17h ago

Mark "yeah but if we do invite him he might pay for stuff" Zuckerberg

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u/CalmSafety7172 17h ago

This made me laugh so much when watching it live

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u/November-Code 17h ago

Awkward 😬

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u/ReadSG16 16h ago

What a tool

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u/sin_cite_69 16h ago

Not a small dorm room, must be a different environment for him.

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u/Pleasant-Perception1 16h ago

Dude is a literal alien space lizard that has only poorly learned to mimic our ways.

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u/Teamshortbus 15h ago

What a dork

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u/margingains 15h ago

Once a dork/dweeb always a dweeb, even if your worth billions. It's funny guys like Elon and MZ were like those dorky tech nerds you went to HS with. Now that they have money they think they can buy being "cool"...They are still DORKS.

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u/icnik 15h ago

We’ve known his is socially awkward. Pointing that out is beating a dead horse. Maybe he was doing coke too though. Seems antsy.

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u/Yalrain 15h ago

Hea so out of place i thought it was added in with ai......

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u/BrobBlack 14h ago

Dork wants to play with the jocks.

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u/HajimeMatsuda3308 14h ago

“Let me hold the mouth guard guys”

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u/TheDamned1333 14h ago

The make a wish kid who paid his own way and everyone hated him

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u/Purple_Republic_2966 14h ago

Out of his league

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u/Hot_Singer_4266 14h ago

He’s thinking “these are my friends. They like me for me. My being here has nothing to do with my wealth.”

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u/FunnyProfessional975 13h ago

What a douchebag

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u/Derrickmb 13h ago

He is lost. They dont need another body there. But he paid to be there surely.

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u/DLuke2 13h ago

Weird.

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 12h ago

No matter how much money he has, he's still lame af

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u/Fractured_daydreams 12h ago

Neurodivergents are simultaneously trying to save the planet and doing everything they can to destroy it.

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u/defiantpupil 9h ago

He’s for sure an alien

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u/BikiniLemon 4h ago

He’s definitely on the spectrum. I don’t know many autistic folks who managed to build that kind of wealth and just retire completely. The rest of us are pretty much looking on with quiet envy.

Does anyone here actually have a job they enjoy, assuming you're working at all? I really struggle to hold down a job because most of them feel completely useless and boring to me.

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u/radDADisntAfad 1h ago

The biggest douche

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u/Pleasant-Ad887 7m ago

Haha, this video looks like when AI started making videos. It is wild how these rich people don't fit anywhere. Pathetic and sad.

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u/Christofono 1d ago

Still richer than the arena combined.

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u/Few-Tumbleweed6526 21h ago

And a better MMA fighter than any of them. Dude's rupped and and actual fighter.

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u/DjScenester 1d ago

No matter how hard he tries he will always be the dork in college nobody wanted to sleep with

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u/youlook_likeme 22h ago

Like any of you clowns would act differently, gtfo

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u/BadOysterParty 19h ago

Redditors making fun of someone for being socially awkward.

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u/MoTownKid 15h ago

They couldn't have given him a job? This reeks of them bullying the dude because they didn't actually want him there lol

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u/4mla1fn 1d ago

that's some uncanny valley behavior. is it ai? lol.

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u/scopethelobe22 1d ago

In fairness all the other blokes would look lost in zucks areas too..

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u/MRintheKEYS 1d ago

Yet he’s trying to be like them. They aren’t trying to be like him.

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u/armymike1523 1d ago

Well, he's a billionaire and chances are he can probably beat your ass. He can act how he wants to.

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u/Miserable-Clock-6944 1d ago

While I don’t care for just ragging on people USUALLY… being a billionaire does t mean you can do anything you want.. that’s how you get pedophile rings and the diddys of the world..

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