r/BuyItForLife • u/markcsoul • 16h ago
Discussion Pizzazz pizza oven bought 20 years ago when I graduated college is still going strong.
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u/Jollyollydude 15h ago
This was just reviewed on Sorted and they loved it. I always thought it was kind of a joke but I think they gave it a 10/10 for what it is
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u/Cool-Newspaper6789 15h ago
I saw that video. Great yt channel
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u/Jollyollydude 13h ago
My bro and I found it years ago when staying up late and watching gadget reviews. Took us years to realize they did any cooking on the channel lol
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u/TinDumbass 7h ago
It popped up with one gadget video for me two weeks ago and now I'm seemingly working my way through all of them. So far only bought the spinny grape/garlic peeler
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u/OpticalInfusion 16h ago
congratz on the find. what kind of monster buys a frozen square pizza to use with this.
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u/markcsoul 16h ago
They're from Costco, very high quality for the price
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u/RedFormanEMS 16h ago
Welcome to Costco! We love you!
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u/bldgabttrme 15h ago
Brawndo’s got electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!
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u/mdl397 15h ago
Water? Like from the toilet?
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u/doyouevenglass 15h ago
i didn't think we have time for a latte
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u/YoungAndDeadHead 14h ago
He interrupted Ouch! My Balls!
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u/feedmejack93 15h ago
This is Americuh, we get all our vegetables in high quality pizza sauce form. And pizza crust is wheat, which is like a vegetable
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u/JalapenoBenedict 12h ago
America sauce* America pizza, America Italy. Fuck it, we’re getting all the places now.
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u/cropguru357 15h ago
Motor City.
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u/LilMeatBigYeet 15h ago
Gotta be that one. Best frozen pizza ive ever had.
Although Jack's at 2 am when you're 9 high life's hits pretty good
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u/Chaotic_Genobreaker 15h ago
Used to love motor city but now I can't stand them for some reason. They go pretty crazy on the toppings though.
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u/CptnMayo 15h ago
They changed something man, they were legit but then cheaped out something and now the taste is fake
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u/Fit-Appointment5212 11h ago
its the dough and the cheese.
something changed.
cheese doesnt stick to the sides as much and the crust feels too floury
i could be wrong tho
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u/gaytarded69420 13h ago
SAME HERE DUDE, first one I had was a solid 7/10 which is fucking incredible for a freezer pizza. every one after that was a 3.5/10 that made me feel disgusting after eating it
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u/G00bernaculum 15h ago
and this fucking savage removed it from the tray which is necessary to get that detroit style pizza feel to it
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u/mightyarrow 12h ago
Then he had the audacity to not re-organize the 16 pieces of pepperoni to get them back into their 4x4 grid, and didn't take all the extra cheese and meat cubes and spread them back across the thing.
This guy is a fucking amateur.
Source: I Motor City practically weekly.
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u/CommonClub 13h ago edited 13h ago
Motor City is great and I'm sure your device is also awesome, but you might want to reconsider just cooking this specific pizza in the tray in an oven the way it was intended.
Part of the charm of Detroit Style pizza is the "frico" that forms from the cheese on sides of the crust that gives it a real nice texture. The only way you can get that is in the tray that it comes in as the cheese cooks between the crust and tray and hardens.
To clarify: you actually want to keep any of the cheese that's spilled over to the sides of the crust where it is and cook it in the tray without moving back on top of the pizza.
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u/plutonic00 12h ago
Thank you! I've been taking mine out of tray and then pouring all the toppings that had fallen into the tray back on top of the pizza and then returning the pizza to the tray. What a fool I have been!
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u/bladus 15h ago
I’ve never tried throwing a Motor City Pizza onto the pizzazz and now I wanna try it.
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u/Number-Thirty-Four 15h ago
I lived on Totinos square pizzas in college, university, and in the Army whenever possible. Frozen pizza is the backbone of Freedom and Learning, speak not Ill of it.
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u/Princess__Nell 15h ago
Back when I was in college Totinos pizzas were round.
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u/Number-Thirty-Four 15h ago edited 15h ago
JFC.... What was the fall of Constantinople like?
Edit- There is no fucking way Totinos pizza only became square in 2016. I would swear they were square by 2000 at least.
Have I been Mandela/Mengele effected?
Second Edit - I'm genuinely having an existential crisis over this. I'm spending the weekend going through old photo albums, there's gotta be a picture of me with a Totinos pizza.
Third Edit - Ok, it did used to be round. Wow. I guess I'm genuinely getting old. The decline into decrepitude is accelerating.
My sister said her favorite picture of me, and the one she uses on her phones contacts list, is me. Five ROUND Totinos pizzas deep after getting back from my first deployment. That was in mid '04, I think.
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u/MadCybertist 14h ago
I didn’t even know they were square lol. Im old and last I ate them they were round.
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u/Puntley 15h ago
No fucking way, I swear they have always been squares. Like, ALWAYS!
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u/Number-Thirty-Four 14h ago
I too thought this. I have seen photographic (Albeit a grainy, early '00s, digital camera photo) evidence of me eating ROUND Totinos pizza. My mind is obviously going, I'm certain dementia and death will soon follow.
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u/Puntley 14h ago
Don't let them do this to you, man. Don't let THEM change your memories!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LIVED, DAMN IT!
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u/Number-Thirty-Four 14h ago edited 14h ago
You're RIGHT! THEY did it to me! It's all their fault!
I was Mengele effected.
Where the hell are they taking Reggie?
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u/HighOnGoofballs 5h ago
Iirc they went square when they switched from the box to the plastic packaging
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u/mikedvb 15h ago
Here, I was expecting there to be a second photo showing the same pizza cooked.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my whole weekend is now ruined.
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u/Hopeful_Guitar9171 16h ago
I bet that makes the whole house smell intensely delicious, baking in the open air.
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u/markcsoul 16h ago
Sure does! Especially since I'm in a smaller house
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u/_iscariot_ 16h ago
Yep I’ve been rocking one since college like 12 years ago. Shit was air frying before air fryers.
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u/NRCS_DRONE 14h ago
so. . .what happens when you put cookie dough on this thing?
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u/BoltActionRifleman 15h ago
Makes me want an air freshener that’s pizza scented
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u/akkmedk 15h ago
This is an S-tier device. Not only does it make a dollar store frozen pizza taste gourmet but you can also dump a bunch of tortilla chips and sprinkle it with grated cheese and it becomes the perfect nacho machine. BYO salsa and guac. You get to pick your perfectly melty cheesy chip at the exact right time.
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u/Zifff 14h ago
Not just that. It works as the perfect reheat machine. I have the white from 25 years ago and have used it to reheat anything you can think of
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u/commshep12 14h ago
We've had ours for about 15, and I still have yet to see anything that's as good at reviving bar food/fried food. Gets the crispiness back on fried pickles and onion petals from the night in like 6 minutes, thing thing punches above its weight for sure
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u/IChurnToBurn 15h ago
I’d always sprinkle some fresh cheese on my frozen pizza a minute or two before it was done. Just a slow sprinkle as the pizza rotated. Felt like a fucking 3 star chef.
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u/PrintLife92 15h ago
you can bake cookies on it too. god tier device
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u/akkmedk 15h ago
Casual readers will think we're joking but I am 100% serious. Some people make their entire identity about air frying. I lived in a shared house with this device 20 years ago and it changed my life. I have never stopped thinking about it.
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u/abendrot2 14h ago
Is it better than an air fryer? I currently use an air fryer to cook the costco 3 pack of Margherita pizzas, haven't tried nachos in it yet. Thinking about getting this thing but wondering if it's a waste since I already have a fryer
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u/danielsangeo 12h ago
I have both the Pizzazz and an air fryer. The air fryer (the one I have anyway) uses a bucket so you can pile up fries or whatever. The Pizzazz rotates the metal plate so you can get wider things (like a large pizza) to cook. I wouldn't try to put a full frozen pizza into my air fryer. LOL
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u/XachAttack11 16h ago
Never seen something like this
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u/Gladwulf 15h ago
yeah, what the actual fuck is this thing.
looks it was built by a hobo from parts from a electric iron and hot plate
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u/EarthshatterReady 14h ago
Well it’ll cook the hell outta whatever you want so I’d say it’s worth it no matter the look
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u/RN-RescueNinja 15h ago
I was gifted one then gave it away as a white elephant gift new in box. From the comments it appears I made a serious error. My loss
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u/stefaniki 15h ago
SortedFood did an episode about testing early 2000s kitchen gadgets recently (last week maybe?) and they had one of these. They were surprisingly impressed with it.
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u/theplushpairing 16h ago
Why is your pizza square?
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u/CitizenCue 14h ago
Whoever invented this did not have kids.
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u/kds5065 14h ago
Or cats
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u/Dr_Chym 13h ago
Seriously. We have 3 cats … 1 is a tortie … she’d literally find her way on top of every pizza… without getting cooked. She’d treadmill the pizza to eat it and do general fuckery to it.
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u/RelevantDress 13h ago
My tortie would break it, scatter half eaten pizza everywhere and then get mad at me when I cleaned it up
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u/mfising 16h ago
How long does it take to finish baking?
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u/markcsoul 16h ago
Usually 16-18 minutes depending on the pizza type/size
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u/Difficult_Spell7334 16h ago
I was thinking it would take way longer. Im actually really impressed!! Have you tired cooking a pizza with homemade dough?
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u/markcsoul 15h ago
I haven't, I'm not sure fresh pizzas are ideal, I find if the frozen pizza sits out too long before starting to cook it doesn't always cook the best
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u/fo0bar 15h ago
Not "real" homemade dough, but I'll do both those pre-baked crusts from the supermarket and "just add water" dough kits. Both work fine, and you can even use the pan to build the pizza if you prop the sides up on potholders (the bottom middle protrudes out so the unit can spin the pan).
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u/Witness_Many 16h ago
This post is as wholesome as anything else on the internet right now. This is amazing.
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u/CASSIUS_AT_BEST 15h ago
This appliance is a staple in my family. They last forever and the only time it broke is bc my wife dropped it.
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u/TheGuyWhoWantsNachos 16h ago
Stupid European here.
So the bottom heats up and then it gets "circulating" heat from above while it slowly spins around, or?
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u/Saltpork545 15h ago
Effectively yes. There's a bottom and top heating element and a motor. The two heating elements cook your food while the motor makes it rotate, so it does stuff like brown and cook evenly.
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u/TheShipEliza 16h ago
I dated a girl with one of these and the smells are locked in my brain forever. Great stuff
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u/RikkiLostMyNumber 16h ago
I would be tempted to make other stuff with that. Strongly tempted.
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u/penis_hernandez 12h ago
College me would like to warn everyone, do not attempt to cook bacon on this
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u/we_r_all_1 15h ago
Bought ours 20 years ago at a thrift store and it’s also still going strong!
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u/trailcrane 15h ago
They are the bomb. I've seen almost everything cooked on them. Even bacon!
Bacon is very messy but it works lol
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u/FrozenOcean420 15h ago
I have a super old ninja turtle pizza cooker that still works amazing haha, it’s not like an open burner style so much as a flat waffle maker that heats from both sides.
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u/QuarterOpposite1989 14h ago
Had mine for 18 years, have made about one pizza on it every week over those years. Great for chicken nugget heat up too.
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u/Glaggablagga 13h ago
One thing I love about using the Pizzazz is I can add topping cheese while it rotates after the pepperoni has browned.
Another thing I love about it is making a big ass chocolate chip cookie on it.
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u/JalapenoBenedict 16h ago
Do those really work? It seems crazy and I don’t understand the science behind it. But magic pizza is pretty cool