r/PoursTea • u/esporx • 23h ago

šŸ•ŠļøRIP šŸ•Šļø Nap Time At a 9/11 Memorial Day Service

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u/SubtractOneMore 23h ago

He's just fantasizing about those big, strong firemen again

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u/Spirited-Ranger-2727 23h ago

He does seem to talk a lot about big strong men

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u/Operation_Neither 22h ago

And other men's penis size.

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u/LewkieSE 22h ago

Arnold Palmers big cock is his favorite to talk about.

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u/Svrider23 21h ago

Everything reminds him of bubba.

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u/RockThe40oz666 20h ago

Remember the way he talked to that UFC fighter a couple months back? Shits been rent free in my head ever since. Straight men don't talk to another man like that, not ever. Period.

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u/indigo_wendigo_ 17h ago

He blew Bubba.

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u/Spirited-Ranger-2727 16h ago

Iā€™m guessing he blew him a lot

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u/jake04-20 19h ago

Yeah he was drooling over some of the farmers when he met them in WI a few months back.

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u/Spirited-Ranger-2727 19h ago

Fat Donny is in a seriously large closet.

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u/jacksonsmack831 18h ago

Beautiful men also with muscles he just wants to grab but wonā€™t out of respect

Now if they had a vagina then it would be another story

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u/darkkilla123 18h ago

republicans crash grinder to be more like their god king

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u/idontreadyouranswer 20h ago

Aaaaaand here it comes. The left hinting that gayness is a bad thing when it suits them. You didnā€™t say it outright. But it is definitely implied. This is one reason I am no longer a member of your party.Ā 

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u/Spirited-Ranger-2727 20h ago

Youā€™re such a hypocrite.

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u/supercumsock64 17h ago

So I don't disagree with you saying that some people like to target unchangeable personal characteristics instead of going after exactly why X person is a problem and that's boring and shitty and reflects upon them poorly, but also huuuuuhhh... The phrasing "the left" and "your party" makes me think that you're an out right wing gay dude? Whatcha doin' to yourself, friend?

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u/Conscious-Sir1762 15h ago

Oh my god. Saying someone is gay does not imply being gay is a negative thing. It means that person is or is not gay. No more and no less.Ā 

Depending on what political stances you have, you may be in much worse company than, "maybe uses the word gay in a way that would bother the subject"

How about hopping off that horse? Careful it is pretty high you may hurt yourself.

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u/DDRaptors 14h ago

Imo, in this context is more of a dripping with irony situation because he and his followers are haters.

Nobody would care except his own base.

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u/Conscious-Sir1762 13h ago

Exactly. That is my point. The only people that think gay is an insult are those that say it insultingly.

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u/LayerEight_Problem 20h ago

Funny story.

I went to r/conservative to check what they thought about Trump promising to give everyone $5000 if they vote for him.

While in there I was suddenly getting ads for prep and grindr.

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u/LliamSmith 16h ago

Lol, I just popped over there regarding the $5k, and it seems they're all vehemently against it... Calling it socialism xD

Right for the wrong reasons, but eh, I'll take it at this point, atleast they're waking up to his bs

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u/Own_Laugh_5080 13h ago

Iā€™ve been on reddit for over a decade and Iā€™ve never seen that sub sadder in all my years. Thereā€™s actually dissenting opinions left up there just not deleted into the echo chamber.

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u/TuffnutThorston9 22h ago

And his lover Pootin

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u/Spiritual-Serve-4391 22h ago

Pootin' is what he's doing in the picture.

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u/TuffnutThorston9 21h ago

Damn right he is. He probably stayed up late to go on Lies Social to scream his head off about the 2020 election and yapping about how great he is and all that.

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u/Dagobahbodega 22h ago

Sucking off Bubba's dong, outside the Tastee Freeze

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u/TuffnutThorston9 21h ago

Oh yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone

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u/ThisusernameThen 22h ago

soaking in the golden showers, from Vlads hookers pee

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u/Dagobahbodega 21h ago edited 21h ago

Epstein's gonna be found dead in jail

Donnie's gonna try stopping voting by mail

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u/FartingInYourMilk 23h ago

Or that one social media influencer that was just deported who they put up on the big screen in his underwear

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u/Adam_n_ali 21h ago

..and Arnold Palmer's ample and fantastic penis

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u/AmputeeHandModel 21h ago

and Arnold Palmer's hog

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u/forgetfulsue 20h ago

God damnit people replying to this, Iā€™m trying to drink my beer! Iā€™m either going to spit take or throw up!

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u/WynnTiwFeoh 19h ago

Fantasizing about the big, strong firemen that never touched him since he was no where near the WTC on 9/11.

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u/JuniorRisk2455 18h ago

Letā€™s be real, he likes them much, much younger, on an island with his best friendĀ 

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u/NickConnor365 17h ago

They both are.

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u/AvrgBeaver 21h ago

Fantasizing about Steve BuscemiĀ 

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u/ShhweadyBallz 21h ago

Or cheerleaders ....

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u/Top-Chip-1532 20h ago

Hasan Piker

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u/sushishibe 19h ago

Thereā€™s this weird hypocritical behaviour with liberalsā€¦ which is to pretend Trump is gay. And act as if thatā€™s a bad thing. Why?

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u/SubtractOneMore 19h ago

Nobody is pretending that Trump is gay, Trump (like many other GOP leaders) is pretending that he is straight.

There isn't anything wrong with being gay or bi, but there is something wrong with vilifying queer people and enacting policy against them while pretending that you are not engaging in gay sex yourself. He literally sucked Bill Clinton's dick.

So, where exactly is that hypocrisy again?

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u/sushishibe 18h ago

Heā€™s not gayā€¦ like at all though.

It just rubs me off the wrong way.

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u/Apprehensive_Bird357 22h ago

And with such large, bulgingā€”biceps.

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u/GoldTrade11 22h ago

He is dreaming about Hasan piker.