r/Weird 3h ago

Red Lipped Bat Fish

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u/Eliteclarity 3h ago edited 3h ago

No, i don't like this, thank you.

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u/Thebudweiserstuntman 3h ago

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u/IW1NZ 3h ago

Young I was, needed the money I did.

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u/GrimeyJosh 3h ago

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u/WillSmokes420 3h ago

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u/TheGinjaPrince 3h ago

You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?

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u/iceicebebe73 2h ago

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u/MoodooScavenger 2h ago

Bahahah. Where is this from. Lol

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u/kapn_morgan 2h ago

just look up Old Gregg on YT

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u/samwise58 2h ago

May as well learn the sad tale of The Crack Fox while they’re at it.

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u/ProfessionalSong7672 1h ago

Ooh, you're like King Arthur!

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u/Mountain-eagle-xray 6m ago

Then i was sitting on street begging for cheese is dalston

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u/Covert_Admirer 2h ago

The Mighty Boosh, it's ah something different for sure.

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u/bearcitizen42 1h ago

Your moves are like a soft yogurt.

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u/Silver_Gekko 1m ago

It’s mah downstairs mix-up!

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u/AbbreviationsSlow753 3h ago

You want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/Lucid_Phoenixx 2h ago

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u/popzof4 2h ago

Greg!

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u/Radiant-Impression38 1h ago

Old Gregg!

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u/NappyyyBoiii 1h ago

My friend and I used to laugh so hard at this back in HS when I randomly came across it. Such a throw back!

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u/Lamb3DaSlaughter 44m ago

I know I think you said

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u/Raccoonman2005 2h ago

No but I bet some of those batfish have πŸ˜‚

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u/brucewayneaustin 53m ago

Make an assessment!

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u/p8nt_junkie 2h ago

Could you learn to love me?

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u/AkihabaraWasteland 2h ago

Make an assessment.

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u/TheGinjaPrince 2h ago

I don’t rightly know,sir.

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u/cagefreemilk 2h ago

Your mangina, perhaps.

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u/INDOORSMORE 2h ago

I HAVE A MAAANGINNAAAAAAAA

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u/Legal-Suggestion1158 38m ago

thank you for reminding me of Old Gregg this shit had me in tears the first time I saw it

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u/derekdevries 31m ago

Make an assessment.

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u/killakeller 34m ago

This is perfect

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u/Agreeable-Ad3809 3h ago

Finishing, I am. Get yout things and go, you will.

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u/Interloper4Life 2h ago

MASTER YODA FUCKS???!!!

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u/OctaviusNeon 8m ago

Fuck Master Yoda does. Mm

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u/WenYiMedia 2h ago

The trickster, Yoda was.

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u/cyrpious 1h ago

This is Bat Fish Crazy!

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u/tykron13 3m ago

Giggity

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u/Background-Lunch5571 31m ago

Such simple joys in life. I just about spit my coffee out, laughing so hard at this right now. Thanks for starting my day off right stranger.

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u/night4345 22m ago

A crippling addiction to ketamine, Yoda had. Yeesssssss.

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u/ThePusheen 3h ago

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