r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

A charity built on injustice

3.3k Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 2d ago

Of Gods & Men.

4.7k Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/simply_infuriating • 2d ago

This is getting out of hand

8.0k Upvotes

241 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 1d ago

Honestly, it is pretty well known by now

896 Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AlternativeRight4099 • 1d ago

You are who you hang out with, right?

396 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 1d ago

Cracked me up

874 Upvotes

180 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/obsidiansolstice • 2d ago

How the tables turn

4.0k Upvotes

265 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 2d ago

Grindr servers down again?

2.9k Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Even Grindr couldn’t handle Republican networking.

889 Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 2d ago

Please don't try to sound smart. You aren't.

2.6k Upvotes

How low can you go?

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/simply_infuriating • 2d ago

The vaccines work 😭

985 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mindyour • 1d ago

Their foot stays on Apple's neck.

178 Upvotes

62 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/_SomeWittyName_ • 2d ago

Hungry hungry hippo

601 Upvotes

93 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 2d ago

Checks always on the way, never in your pocket

1.6k Upvotes

163 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/bassistheplace246 • 2d ago

Looks like Sony got a pizza their minds

251 Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DryInstance6732 • 2d ago

When a Racist Tries the "American Loyalty Check" (And Fails Factually)

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795 Upvotes

https://xcancel.com/GenXGirl1994/status/2097865281016140029?s=20

64 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 2d ago

It was always a long shot

582 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

“this AI generated image shows exactly how life really is!!!”

5.8k Upvotes

272 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

what did they use, those little magnetic letters kids put on the fridge?

964 Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/obsidiansolstice • 3d ago

Peak journalism

6.2k Upvotes

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

Sam Altman out here channeling his inner Thanos with the "I'm inevitable" energy

5.2k Upvotes

142 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/TheCABK • 2d ago

It Looks Like Something That Crawled Out Of A Horror Movie And Asked For A Microphone

1.7k Upvotes

239 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PromiseBabey • 3d ago

Says the guy whose entire state is a parking lot for Wendy’s,Rally’s,McDonald’s, Subway,Popeyes, and Hardee’s

4.0k Upvotes

103 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 3d ago

Charity only for citizens

10.6k Upvotes

346 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 3d ago

More Funny Than Political.

1.2k Upvotes

35 comments

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