r/clevercomebacks • u/GambitsLapras • 2h ago

“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubricated”

2.4k Upvotes

56 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 42m ago

She ate him up

• Upvotes

99 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 3h ago

Common CNN L

418 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 4h ago

This is the only photo we need of Trump at his convention

9.8k Upvotes

329 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/obsidiansolstice • 9h ago

They are doomed.

2.9k Upvotes

77 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 15h ago

Exactly Right.

5.1k Upvotes

121 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 18h ago

My tax dollars at work

4.0k Upvotes

97 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 1d ago

Evident Reason.

25.5k Upvotes

283 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/obsidiansolstice • 1d ago

Goodnight America.

4.9k Upvotes

72 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 19h ago

Turns out wars come with grocery receipts.

1.8k Upvotes

76 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Supporting first responders? Instant Fox villain

18.3k Upvotes

374 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/chat-lu • 13h ago

Hock Tan may not be your dad but…

284 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 22h ago

what does it feel like endlessly defending a guy that makes you look foolish day after day

1.4k Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

There's always a damn tweet

5.4k Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CH49FE • 1d ago

No lies detected here

13.5k Upvotes

280 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Gaba8789 • 1d ago

They had one job.

908 Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 1d ago

You are wetting the floor

730 Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 1d ago

Comeback + Advice. 2 In 1 For Inflation Times.

6.1k Upvotes

115 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Creating the crisis, then pretending to fix it.

11.9k Upvotes

203 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Funny how the money only appears before elections.

8.2k Upvotes

128 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

That’s not a rebate plan. That’s fantasy accounting.

7.1k Upvotes

261 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 2d ago

Fetterman IS a rat.

18.4k Upvotes

331 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago

Trump: I won't tell you what my weak spot is.

4.0k Upvotes

120 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/honoredb • 1d ago

I've been owned in the Civilization gaming subreddit

42 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

A charity built on injustice

3.3k Upvotes

37 comments

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