r/clevercomebacks • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 42m ago

She ate him up

• Upvotes

99 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 3h ago

Common CNN L

419 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/obsidiansolstice • 9h ago

They are doomed.

2.9k Upvotes

77 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 18h ago

My tax dollars at work

4.0k Upvotes

97 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 4h ago

This is the only photo we need of Trump at his convention

9.8k Upvotes

328 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/chat-lu • 13h ago

Hock Tan may not be your dad but…

281 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/GambitsLapras • 2h ago

“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubricated”

2.4k Upvotes

55 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 15h ago

Exactly Right.

5.1k Upvotes

121 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 19h ago

Turns out wars come with grocery receipts.

1.8k Upvotes

76 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 22h ago

what does it feel like endlessly defending a guy that makes you look foolish day after day

1.4k Upvotes

15 comments

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