r/cringereels 16h ago

TikTok prankster tried to trick someone

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u/lost_rodditer 16h ago

That guy gets a spot on my apocalypse team. Zero hesitation 😂

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u/henry23na 16h ago edited 13h ago

Spatial awareness acquired ✅

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u/potatodrinker 15h ago

+20 team agility +7% influencer resistance

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u/Po-Ta-Toessss 15h ago

10% sneak attack resistance and 20% perception

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u/Shimatta_Baka_Ni 14h ago

Natural 20 rolled on the initial knockout punch.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 13h ago

He was equipped with devastating critical, on his martial fists.

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u/limitless-440 13h ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/thederevolutions 15h ago

He even kept his head down trying to quickly walk by until the guy pretended to jump him.

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u/Mufasafresh 14h ago

He was tracking the movement of his feet. He saw them move forward and ducked.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 14h ago

Dude’s had to live with his head on a swivel

That’s a response of a life lived in danger

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u/The_Experience78 13h ago

Or that guy had been standing outside acting a fool prior to him walking by? There was already a crowd watching and someone recording. He was ready and possibly walked right by to see if the guy would try him.

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u/GlitteringEmu4981 13h ago

Classic PTSD response.

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u/The_Witch_Queen 10h ago

This. That's the response of someone who has spent a significant period of time living under constant threat from all angles. I have friends that move like this. These are the last people on earth you want to spook.

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u/JoeDubayew 14h ago

Agreed, whether it was the gym or the streets or jail that dude learned and is ready

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u/Successful_Shoe_8083 12h ago

trauma response.

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u/Nolongerlostorblind7 11h ago

Or just being aware of your environment, instead of staring at your phone while walking. I'm always watching everyone's movement and body language, I sit facing the door in restaurants when possible, and know all the exits as soon as I get inside somewhere. It's precautions because we live in a fallen world, and I have been in many diverse places and socioeconomic positions in life, making me blend in while also vigilant, but never paranoid or afraid.

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u/IsayNigel 10h ago

This is the weirdest fucking thing you could have said

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u/joshTheGoods 9h ago

It's precautions because we live in a fallen world, and I have been in many diverse places and socioeconomic positions in life

Soooooo.... exactly what the person you responded to said?

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u/0xym0r0n 9h ago

It's bad for your health to assume that life threatening danger is waiting for you on every corner.

If you have a family, your children can also clue in on your "on alert" mentality and it's probably subconsciously teaching them to be afraid.

Real life isn't a Mack Bolan novel.

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u/GrandMasterEwok 11h ago

Yes this. That's a trained response over the years.

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u/ItsDanimal 11h ago

Or being the youngest singling. My kid sister is nimble af.

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u/TheEvilPrinceZorte 8h ago

Prankster was already being twitchy and tracking the guy, so he was watching him. He kept his head turned just enough as he walked by to keep the prankster in his peripheral and had his duck and counter punch loaded in case there was a sudden move in his direction.

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 14h ago

r/boneappletea you mean spatial awareness

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u/henry23na 13h ago

😂😂 damn I’m usually the one catching people slacking

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u/HombreSinNombre93 14h ago

Someone used to be his own “6” in prison.

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u/tryingisbetter 14h ago

Not really, other dude was squaring up multiple times

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u/ToeTagTic 11h ago

The dude creeping couldn't have made it any more obvious he was a threat

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u/Febby_art 16h ago

bro head on a swivel 😂

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u/iHoor-2000 16h ago

And other guy has the wheelchair already waiting.

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 15h ago

And the camera man knew he had it coming so he waited a few seconds for the guy to get his.

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u/Veracious_Me 14h ago

I hope this goes mega-viral. Every "wannabe-prankster" should see this. Hopefully, it will deter some of these idiots.

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 14h ago

I couldn’t agree more.

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u/Shane-Dad-underfire 11h ago

Theres a video of a young man pretending to spit water on people as the walk past him but he sprays them with a little water sprayer, he does it to one guy and the fellow assumed he spit on him and beat him into the ground, damn near crippled him and yet people are still doing these idiot pranks for money which is actually against the law.

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u/MightyGamera 11h ago

"Ayo bro its a prank!"

"I know, it's hilarious!" whack whack whack

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u/m00fster 12h ago

Is this an issue you are running into? Is this what people do in the US?

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u/Veracious_Me 11h ago

I don't live in the US, so no personal experience of it, thankfully. But I have seen clips of these morons harassing people..and they earn lots of money by doing theses idiotic things.

Life is currently tough enough (all over the world). They should try to do something beneficial to society (even with content creation). Just my two cents.

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u/Zaximeows 4h ago

Mostly Europeans that I see. In USA they shoot people.

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u/theshiyal 6h ago

The delay was long enough I heard the narrator from SpongeBob say “Two years later…”

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u/Dragonberri 15h ago

Wonder if he got a life insurance plan before getting his lights knocked the eff out. Hell of a way to advertise insurance plans.

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u/Party-Store-6800 14h ago

😆🤣😁

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u/Suspicious_Squash805 16h ago

270 like an owl 🦉

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u/Careless_Ad_4004 15h ago

But he manufactures bobble heads

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u/RandomPenquin1337 15h ago

He got denims and boots, bro look like he just got outta Folsom. Definitely the wrong one

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u/Mutjny 11h ago

Actual eyes on the back of his head.

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u/AcephalicDude 16h ago

The fight response is much stronger than the flight response in this guy 😅

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u/TheRealtcSpears 14h ago

The only flight he's got is straight into your godsdamn neck

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u/grantrules 13h ago

Fight or fight response

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u/Nihsvabhav 12h ago

like a honey badger

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u/TheEvilPrinceZorte 8h ago

It wasn’t fight response. He noticed the guy acting weird and kept him in the corner of his eye. He wasn’t surprised, he had a counter attack loaded and ready in case the guy tried some shit.

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u/Turtle_Rain 4h ago

That's why he's wearing unlaced timberlands. No flighting, just fighting.

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u/Separate-Yak-5234 16h ago

He's got the double tap mentality as well

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u/AppointmentOne1111 16h ago

I think that was a few more than "double", bro's making sure even a zombie won't get back up.

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u/grunkage 15h ago

Dozen tap mentality

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u/akiras_revenge 15h ago

Empty the clip, to be sure

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u/slick514 10h ago

Just the one?

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u/Blyatman702 15h ago

Double tap squared

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 14h ago

I understand it. It’s a survival measure, at the end of the day. Person with a response that instant is probably around people where you don’t want them to get up once violence starts

This is why you don’t fuck around with people, man. You have no idea the kind of life that dude has lived. Some other dude couldve had a knife and just ended your life right there

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u/StreetCrzyBiteUrFace 12h ago

And rightfully so. Would've been in the right to do so. Or use a firearm.

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u/DeepGrieve 16h ago

Put a MF into fight or flight and he found out which real quick

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u/slavelabor52 16h ago

I'm pretty sure he combined both. Those fists were flying

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u/IndependenceStock417 16h ago

Everybody was king fu fighting

Those fists were fast as lightning

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u/geddysbass2112 16h ago

In fact it was a little bit frightening

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u/GrandpaShark1 14h ago

But they fought with expert timing.

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u/StreetCrzyBiteUrFace 12h ago

*he* fought. sry. classic song tho. The vid is hilarious!

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u/TheGreyBull 14h ago

Lol not EVERYBODY was Kung-Fu fighting this time.

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u/ScalieBoi42 4h ago

Holy christ, that's great :D

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u/Many_Sea7586 16h ago

That mf knew which kinda man he is, before that day. That was not his first fight.

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u/supernovice007 15h ago

He didn’t even look that angry afterward. Just beat the brakes off TikTok then walked away. Didn’t even look it took that much from the camera guy to stop him.

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u/Tactical__Potato 14h ago

Not the first time homie had to dip before the cops show

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u/StreetCrzyBiteUrFace 12h ago

Too many factors against him if cops show up. Dude on the ground had the complexion for protection. He sure af didn't. He moved on like a professional. Respect.

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u/StreetCrzyBiteUrFace 12h ago

The camera guy was quick to let him know he wasn't a threat. He didn't want any part of that.

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u/HugoBoss1985 14h ago

He got tiktoked

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u/EggplantInfamous6244 16h ago

He’s never caught lacking 💪🏽

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u/Successful-Doubt5478 11h ago

I wonder a lot what taught him this.

Useful skills.

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u/FrostyBrew86 15h ago

Double taps galore

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u/noncommonGoodsense 15h ago

Motherfucker said “woop there it is” as he was swinging the “woop woop woop!” Lmfao. Definitely a ringer.

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u/Truth-is-implacable 15h ago

What a perfect example of "Fight or Flight" reaction.......Adrenaline is a MF!!!!

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u/Truth-is-implacable 15h ago

BTW what was the prank?

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u/Onslaughtered1 14h ago

Just don’t startle the mfer lol

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u/Quirky-Attitude1456 14h ago

There was no hesitation in that dude. I hope mr tik tok learned a lesson

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u/DixonHerbox 14h ago

That blind spinning punch connected so perfectly, his hat flew before he knew what hit him.

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u/dakotanorth8 14h ago

Just don’t stand behind him.

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u/TiogaJoe 14h ago

And eyes in the back of his head. Although after all that, it might be both guys.

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u/whistleridge 13h ago

That is a man from a rough neighborhood. Somewhere you don’t fuck around.

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u/fuckin-A-ok 13h ago

This made me think of the three inmates in I think season 3 of The Walking Dead, when they get to the prison, and how they try to beat up the zombies, doing no harm because they weren't focusing on the head lol. Good times.

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u/KuroRyuSama 13h ago

Those are "out on parole" reflexes.

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u/voldi4ever 12h ago

I will ride to the battle with him any time. Count me in.

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u/Smokeythemagickamodo 12h ago

He’s definitely aware of those people that go around sucker punching innocent people.

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u/Any_Fox5126 11h ago

Sure! Put yourself completely at the mercy of an extremely violent guy who is looking for any excuse to kill someone. What is the worst that could happen?

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u/Elsoysauce1 9h ago

Lol my first thought. Like i'm okay with the few first punchs, he could be afraid and the adrenaline is flowing. But after that he is just trying to pulp the guy's head.

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u/MechAegis 10h ago

I want the person that said "DAAAAAMMMNN!" on my team.

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u/Capital_Ship_5521 8h ago

And lots of mental issues. Clearly atempted murder.

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u/ManuelTzetzes 8h ago

Yeah, textbook reaction. I mean, the guy is either highly trained or he learned that shit the hard way. Either way, this video made me happy.

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u/Hitokkohitori 7h ago

And he wants to finish the job. Not some half as attempt and give the opponent a chance to recover. 

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u/Silent-Ad934 7h ago

Both guys do. We're gonna wheel the prankster out first to check for zombies. Although there is still a risk of ambush when no brains are detected. 

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u/DeepV 1h ago

The duck and swivel was impressive 

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u/Normal_Sweet_2974 16h ago

Why whould u hesitate unless you white lol

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u/BrianKappel 16h ago

You are part of the problem with the world

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u/Normal_Sweet_2974 15h ago

Cool story bro

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u/BrianKappel 14h ago

Not if you are purple. Then it isn't a cool story. Dipshit.

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u/Normal_Sweet_2974 12h ago

Snap into my slim Jimmy oooo yeah