r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • 2h ago

Do you wanna see my signature move?

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u/periodicallyBalzed 2h ago

I don’t know if they are married, but they are definitely fucking,

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u/Similar_Search3987 1h ago

I used to dance salsa for six years.

There was indeed fucking. Dudes don't realise how you can go from conventionally attractive to 'hot' by just being an average dancer.

But what I really believe is that girls get to examine you up close for prolonged periods during dance classes and nights out and can then easier decide if you're a safe person or someone to avoid. And if you smell good

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u/superspeck 38m ago

Before he moved away a few years ago, I had a colleague that went from 300 pound stinky otaku to “this dude fucks” in like 2 years thanks to dancing.

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u/stickdude34 24m ago

Some of us dudes do 🤫

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u/Delicious_Push_9214 24m ago

signing up to the nearest dance classes right now

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u/Street_Resident_4082 1h ago

Actually, in this community, it’s a very fun environment. They are actually married, but, Ken would’ve done that anyways lol.

Correction: engaged. For some reason I thought they were already married

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u/notsooriginal 1h ago

KP has natural chemistry with most of his partners!

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u/Street_Resident_4082 1h ago

I know right! Actually I loved his dancing even back when he was in all-star.

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u/Confident-Habit9645 1h ago

That was a joy to watch. What a good group of people. 

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 45m ago

You’re saying Ken would have f*cked her even if they weren’t married?/engaged?

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u/Street_Resident_4082 11m ago

no, but Ken definitely takes advantage of when he get the sexy songs. LoL

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u/Greedyanda 2h ago

Like pretty much all dancers that spend more than 5 minutes in a room together.

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u/HumongousBelly 1h ago

Go dance yourself

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u/AngrySumBitch 1h ago

You go dance yourself.

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u/Le_Poop_Knife 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/k2EPtdfPkjIw8

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u/TheBiggestBird789 1h ago

Wild they got Squidward twerking years before it became mainstream.

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u/dwoo888 1h ago

You can dance if you want to.

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u/hamsterwheeled 1h ago

Go dance yourself clean

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u/Separate-Apartment-8 1h ago

Break yourself into bigger pieces

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u/Magpies_and_Maples 1h ago

I know and properly appreciate this reference!

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 1h ago

Nah that girl I went to the dance with in 8th grade didn't even call me after.

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u/Jose_Canseco_Jr 1h ago

bro she expected you to call

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u/Sufficient_Snowman 1h ago

But her dad picked up and I panicked

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u/Kolby_Jack33 1h ago

But she told me her dad died before she was born!

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 1h ago

That's prolly 'cause you fucked yourself.

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww 28m ago

sloppiest moonwalk she'd ever seen

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u/schmokeabutt 1h ago

Whole new meaning to that song "I Wanna Dance With Somebody"

Actually, upon further inspection of the lyrics, I dont think Whitney was talking about dancing at all

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u/metahivemind 55m ago

"I wanna Horizontal Folkdance with Somebody who Loves Me"

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u/otikik 1h ago

Are we human? Or are we dancer?

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u/Traditional-Tip1904 1h ago

Is this really a thing?

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u/AlarmedPenwing 57m ago

No. While dance can be a great way to find someone, it does not automatically mean people are fucking. I do this exact dance, and every night I go out and dance with a ton of people, young, old, men, women, and I'm married...

Granted to a dancer, but not all of those people.

Jordan Frisbee and Tatiana Mollmann are retired from routine competition, but dominated the circuit for over a decade. Not a couple.
Benji Schwimmer and Heidi Groskreutz, Kellese Key, Torri Smith, and Nicole Ramirez - dominated the competition circuit and he was not a couple with any of them (he's gay).
Brandi Tobias and Ronnie DeBennedetta - champion level couple back in the day, not a couple.
PJ Turner and Tashina Beckmann (another viral WCS dance video pairing) - not a couple. Nor is PJ and his current partner Mia Pastor.

There are plenty of couples who are actual couples, including the subject here. But it is not what Redditors who've never touched a member of the opposite sex think.

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 43m ago

You do sound alarmed

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u/AlarmedPenwing 32m ago

Thanks for the laugh!

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u/Successful-Day-1816 1h ago

Pretty much. I only know a few people who do dancing like this and all ended up getting off with their partners. My friend's dad had a new dancing partner for a few weeks and left his wife for her.

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u/wittyrandomusername 48m ago

Not if I was a dancer.

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u/Mrfatmanjunior 1h ago

Where can I sign up?

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u/Zanydrop 56m ago

This style is called West Coast and there is probably scene in your city. It's super fun.

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u/veggie151 1h ago

Stretching, cardio, good music, and an audience

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u/Major_R_Soul 1h ago

Oh they Fawkin!

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u/lostRiddler 1h ago

so dance without pants?

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u/manowar89 1h ago

Yeah, fucking good (at dancing)

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u/Bashfullylascivious 53m ago

After this, at the very least.

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u/iTzbr00tal 1h ago

They are step-spouses.

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u/jkrplk 1h ago

Disgusting!

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u/You_are_safe_now 1h ago

I do not understand why my brain thought this same thing 3 seconds into this clip.

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u/Sad-Indication2128 35m ago

I'd kinda like to watch them fuck in an entirely non-sexual way. I bet it would be really interesting.