r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • 2h ago

Do you wanna see my signature move?

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u/Charon711 2h ago

They have really good chemistry as dance partners.

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u/ManInTheMorning 2h ago

Pretty sure these two are both professional dancers as well as a married couple.

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u/periodicallyBalzed 2h ago

I don’t know if they are married, but they are definitely fucking,

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u/Greedyanda 2h ago

Like pretty much all dancers that spend more than 5 minutes in a room together.

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u/HumongousBelly 1h ago

Go dance yourself

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u/AngrySumBitch 1h ago

You go dance yourself.

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u/Le_Poop_Knife 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/k2EPtdfPkjIw8

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u/TheBiggestBird789 1h ago

Wild they got Squidward twerking years before it became mainstream.

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u/dwoo888 1h ago

You can dance if you want to.

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u/hamsterwheeled 1h ago

Go dance yourself clean

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u/Separate-Apartment-8 1h ago

Break yourself into bigger pieces

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u/Magpies_and_Maples 1h ago

I know and properly appreciate this reference!

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 1h ago

Nah that girl I went to the dance with in 8th grade didn't even call me after.

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u/Jose_Canseco_Jr 1h ago

bro she expected you to call

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u/Sufficient_Snowman 1h ago

But her dad picked up and I panicked

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u/Kolby_Jack33 1h ago

But she told me her dad died before she was born!

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 1h ago

That's prolly 'cause you fucked yourself.

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww 27m ago

sloppiest moonwalk she'd ever seen

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u/schmokeabutt 1h ago

Whole new meaning to that song "I Wanna Dance With Somebody"

Actually, upon further inspection of the lyrics, I dont think Whitney was talking about dancing at all

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u/metahivemind 54m ago

"I wanna Horizontal Folkdance with Somebody who Loves Me"

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u/otikik 1h ago

Are we human? Or are we dancer?

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u/Traditional-Tip1904 1h ago

Is this really a thing?

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u/AlarmedPenwing 56m ago

No. While dance can be a great way to find someone, it does not automatically mean people are fucking. I do this exact dance, and every night I go out and dance with a ton of people, young, old, men, women, and I'm married...

Granted to a dancer, but not all of those people.

Jordan Frisbee and Tatiana Mollmann are retired from routine competition, but dominated the circuit for over a decade. Not a couple.
Benji Schwimmer and Heidi Groskreutz, Kellese Key, Torri Smith, and Nicole Ramirez - dominated the competition circuit and he was not a couple with any of them (he's gay).
Brandi Tobias and Ronnie DeBennedetta - champion level couple back in the day, not a couple.
PJ Turner and Tashina Beckmann (another viral WCS dance video pairing) - not a couple. Nor is PJ and his current partner Mia Pastor.

There are plenty of couples who are actual couples, including the subject here. But it is not what Redditors who've never touched a member of the opposite sex think.

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 42m ago

You do sound alarmed

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u/AlarmedPenwing 31m ago

Thanks for the laugh!

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u/Successful-Day-1816 1h ago

Pretty much. I only know a few people who do dancing like this and all ended up getting off with their partners. My friend's dad had a new dancing partner for a few weeks and left his wife for her.

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u/wittyrandomusername 47m ago

Not if I was a dancer.

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u/Mrfatmanjunior 1h ago

Where can I sign up?

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u/Zanydrop 56m ago

This style is called West Coast and there is probably scene in your city. It's super fun.

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u/veggie151 1h ago

Stretching, cardio, good music, and an audience