r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • 2h ago

Do you wanna see my signature move?

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u/ManInTheMorning 2h ago

Pretty sure these two are both professional dancers as well as a married couple.

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u/periodicallyBalzed 2h ago

I don’t know if they are married, but they are definitely fucking,

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u/Greedyanda 2h ago

Like pretty much all dancers that spend more than 5 minutes in a room together.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 1h ago

Nah that girl I went to the dance with in 8th grade didn't even call me after.

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u/Jose_Canseco_Jr 1h ago

bro she expected you to call

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u/Sufficient_Snowman 1h ago

But her dad picked up and I panicked

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u/Kolby_Jack33 1h ago

But she told me her dad died before she was born!

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 1h ago

That's prolly 'cause you fucked yourself.

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww 28m ago

sloppiest moonwalk she'd ever seen