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Red Lipped Bat Fish

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u/Eliteclarity 3h ago edited 3h ago

No, i don't like this, thank you.

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u/Thebudweiserstuntman 3h ago

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u/IW1NZ 3h ago

Young I was, needed the money I did.

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u/GrimeyJosh 3h ago

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u/WillSmokes420 3h ago

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u/TheGinjaPrince 3h ago

You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?

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u/iceicebebe73 2h ago

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u/MoodooScavenger 2h ago

Bahahah. Where is this from. Lol

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u/kapn_morgan 2h ago

just look up Old Gregg on YT

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u/samwise58 2h ago

May as well learn the sad tale of The Crack Fox while they’re at it.

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u/Covert_Admirer 2h ago

The Mighty Boosh, it's ah something different for sure.

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u/bearcitizen42 1h ago

Your moves are like a soft yogurt.

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u/Silver_Gekko 0m ago

It’s mah downstairs mix-up!

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u/Raccoonman2005 2h ago

No but I bet some of those batfish have 😂

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u/brucewayneaustin 52m ago

Make an assessment!

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u/p8nt_junkie 2h ago

Could you learn to love me?

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u/AkihabaraWasteland 2h ago

Make an assessment.

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u/TheGinjaPrince 2h ago

I don’t rightly know,sir.

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u/cagefreemilk 2h ago

Your mangina, perhaps.

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u/INDOORSMORE 2h ago

I HAVE A MAAANGINNAAAAAAAA

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u/Legal-Suggestion1158 37m ago

thank you for reminding me of Old Gregg this shit had me in tears the first time I saw it

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u/derekdevries 30m ago

Make an assessment.

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u/killakeller 34m ago

This is perfect

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u/Agreeable-Ad3809 3h ago

Finishing, I am. Get yout things and go, you will.

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u/Interloper4Life 2h ago

MASTER YODA FUCKS???!!!

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u/OctaviusNeon 7m ago

Fuck Master Yoda does. Mm

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u/WenYiMedia 2h ago

The trickster, Yoda was.

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u/cyrpious 1h ago

This is Bat Fish Crazy!

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u/tykron13 3m ago

Giggity

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u/Background-Lunch5571 31m ago

Such simple joys in life. I just about spit my coffee out, laughing so hard at this right now. Thanks for starting my day off right stranger.

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u/night4345 21m ago

A crippling addiction to ketamine, Yoda had. Yeesssssss.

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u/ThePusheen 3h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Fit-Ad-413 3h ago

Silly wabbit! You fed your mogwai after midnight!!

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u/OffToNeverNeverPants 3h ago

I used to work with her. She ran the front desk.

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u/TM761152 3h ago

Today, I don't know any furry or scaley who wouldn't.

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u/tryyeezus 2h ago

Ericka Kirk, dat you or is it druski again?? 

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u/mangosawce9k 2h ago

Unlocking horrible movie memories lol

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u/Dusty170 1h ago

I think I still would.

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u/barbariantrey 58m ago

I just watched this a couple days ago. It was real dumb.

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u/destroyer551 2h ago edited 2h ago

Is nobody going to point out that this is obvious AI? Batfishes do not have large dorsal fins, let alone two of them. They can slowly “walk” along the seafloor, but they’re perfectly capable swimmers that would simply transition to swimming before basically running like in the OP clip. These things are fake monstrosities with shark/ray fins which is why they look and move so weird.

If you search the watermarked name up on YouTube/instagram both accounts are just deep-sea AI slop farms full of silly stuff like this.

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u/Maynardred 2h ago

Thank u for the info but some people like to believe that there are underwater street hooker fish just walking around down there... who could blame em?

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u/ResponsibleGoat7 1h ago

underwater street hooker fish

Now hear me out...

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u/CaptainTripps82 2h ago

I mean they do look a lot like the fish in the video, with bizarre red lips and they walk along the bottom of the ocean

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u/Joe_Kangg 28m ago

The real blowfish.

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u/ZincMan 1h ago

Wait, but the link he has to the real ones also look like street hooker fish walking along the bottom

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u/dchester74 45m ago

😂😂😂

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u/HarEmiya 39m ago edited 35m ago

Under the sea🎵
Under the sea🎵
Darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from me🎵
Go get a hooker 'fore the cops book her don't you agree?🎵

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u/Agreeable-Emu4033 37m ago

I'd get a BJ from that

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u/glassjarwoodtable 2h ago

Thank you for the link

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u/Downtown-Dust-9024 2h ago

I already thought it was AI, so I started checking for the obvious comment. Turns out the real ones are even fucking more insane then the AI ones.

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u/No_Contest_5546 2h ago

I was about to say it, but before that I was gonna make sure if someone else noticed (which is the case).

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u/et842rhhs 1h ago

Thank you! I'm shaking my head at myself because I've seen real batfish footage before and still forgot and didn't realize until your comment that this was AI. It didn't look quite right but i hadn't made the mental jump to AI yet. 

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u/John-AtWork 1h ago

Think about the damage all the AI slop is going to cause in a few years when the Internet is so full of it that no one will be able to tell what is genuine or not.

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u/AlmondFlourBoy 1h ago

you just sort of have to do what we should be doing with any information on social media and check your sources. Now instead of just text and posts, its also photos and videos

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u/AndISoundLikeThis 55m ago

Maybe the worst part will be they don't even care.

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u/Grn_Peaness 2h ago

This isnt any better...

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u/raven_snow 1h ago

These make MUCH more sense for the name "batfish" than the ones in the video. Thanks for the links to the real ones.

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u/VeterinarianSoggy610 1h ago

Ugh. I've been catfished by the batfish!

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u/Pappy_whack 1h ago

Reddit is 90% bota at this point. All the drama stories are bots. All the political commentary are bots trying to destabilize other countries 

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u/Adventurous-Emu-9345 1h ago edited 1h ago

Is nobody going to point out that this is obvious Al?

Skimming through the comments, apparently not, no. They are going to upvote this post to the moon and make the same tired joke a couple hundred times before going off to complain about AI slop in some other thread.

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u/Difficult-Low5891 19m ago

Look very much like the real fish, though. You sure?

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u/Aveysaur 15m ago

I am relieved there aren't walking fish with human faces down there

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u/cosmoscrazy 10m ago

Yup, it's AI. The channel says so in the video description:

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u/agirl2277 3m ago

Like I knew batfish existed, and fish with legs, but not like that. They don't walk like people 🙄

Down voting for Ai

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u/Willowling 2h ago

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u/pet_all_the_animals 2h ago

That’s the first thing that popped in my head!

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u/GaleInsideOprahsPuss 2h ago

The Gromble wants to know your location, Icchus!

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u/Hurlbag 2h ago

Came here for this lol

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u/fynx07 28m ago

Aaah! Real Monsters!

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u/Fantastic_Fox_9497 2h ago

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u/Fred-the-stray 9m ago

I approve of this message!

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u/samrov529 3h ago

Walking like they didn’t break in those heels before the big night out.

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u/bendecco08 3h ago

Them toes ain’t loyal

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u/ebrum2010 2h ago

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u/Bashfullylascivious 2h ago

This is... familiar. What is it from?

Edit: Got it! The Incredible Mr. Limpet

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u/VeterinarianSoggy610 1h ago

Oh, wow. I remember seeing this on TV when I was a kid. It's definitely an odd movie, now that I think about it. However, 10 year old me thought it was great!

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u/SmellenGold 1h ago

My Lord thats a strange movie.

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u/2021isevenworse 3h ago

That's the exact moment that fish realized the camera man's intentions.

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u/SpillaMangBang 3h ago

Give it time.. it'll grow on you..

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u/driver004 2h ago

Hey there fishy, you got a purdy mouth

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u/kapn_morgan 2h ago

I should call her

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u/AbrahamicDesign 2h ago

Great shot! You are a screenshot photographer.  

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u/pokerplayingdogs 2h ago

JJ the jet plane

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u/ConqueefStador 2h ago

This was how my 6th grade teacher applied makeup

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u/FiercelyApatheticLad 2h ago

The design is very human.

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u/Farucci 2h ago

Apparently all living creatures have skanks.

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u/Realistic-Pound9062 1h ago

What, this is literally me when I take a profile selfie.

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 1h ago

Stupid fuckable fish.

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u/Radiant-Impression38 1h ago

This fish be walking Colfax and MLK Blvd

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u/Simon-Says69 1h ago

Amazing what creatures nature can come up with.

It's like a whole school of Nanci Pelosi down there. o0

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u/NowIsThePerfectTime 44m ago

<something has been awakened inside you>

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u/Fickle_Fishing3954 28m ago

Michael Jackson?

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u/Horror-Fuel-2617 9m ago

Bro tried every meta it could think of & stuck with whatever.